statutorynine
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Simon constantly comes up with unique and humorous ideas, as seen in 'thank you this is very kind. my ideas come out of my brain sometimes.'
- Playful: His tweet 'shakes my butt at you' shows his lighthearted and fun-loving nature.
- Community-Oriented: He actively engages with niche online groups and even suggests 'we should have proshiptwt elections,' showing his dedication to fostering community.
- Humorous: Simon’s tweet 'look at this naughty burger...heh...more like a burgWHORE!!!!!!' highlights his ability to make people laugh with absurd humor.
- Empathetic: His tweet 'soft block people its usually Nothing Personal, if i had a genuine issue with you id hard block' shows his thoughtful approach to interpersonal interactions.
Weaknesses:
- Overly Online: His tweet 'holy shit some of you are so terminally online' ironically hints at his own deep involvement in internet culture.
- Self-Deprecating: His tweet 'I AM A DIDDY AH BLUD 💀💀💀💀 MANGO MANGO MANGO' shows a tendency toward self-deprecating humor that could mask insecurities.
- Chaotic: His tweet 'penis potion' exemplifies a chaotic energy that might be confusing or off-putting to some.
- Niche Interests: His focus on specific communities like 'proshiptwt' might limit his broader appeal or connections.
- Impulsive: Tweets like 'we should start shipping each other and making rpf fics' reveal a tendency to act on whims without much forethought.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Simon’s chaotic humor and penchant for absurdity, like 'penis potion' and 'look at this naughty burger,' align him with Bart’s mischievous nature. Both have a knack for turning everyday situations into comedic gold. Simon’s playful engagement with online communities mirrors Bart’s ability to rally his peers for pranks and antics. They both thrive on creativity and pushing boundaries in a lighthearted way.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Simon’s extroverted nature shines through his active engagement in communities like 'proshiptwt.' His intuitive and creative side is evident in tweets like 'thank you this is very kind. my ideas come out of my brain sometimes.' He values personal connections, as seen in 'soft block people its usually Nothing Personal.' His playful, spontaneous energy, like 'shakes my butt at you,' aligns with an ENFP’s love for fun and exploration.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a burger? Because I’d cross the internet just to take a bite out of your charm.
- Do you believe in love at first tweet, or should I post again?
- Are you from proshiptwt? Because you just elected yourself president of my heart.
- Your creativity is so spicy, it’s like a burger with extra jalapeños—I can’t resist!
- Are you an octopus? Because you’ve got a hold on all eight chambers of my heart.
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Your new Twitter bio
Simon ☆ 17 ☆ Burger enthusiast turned internet legend ☆ Creator of chaos, laughter, and gimmicks ☆ Proshiptwt diplomat ☆ DM me for burger debates 🍔– @statutorynine
Your signature cocktail
Burger Bliss
The 'Burger Bliss' cocktail captures Simon’s playful and quirky personality. Root beer represents his grounded humor, while vanilla vodka adds a sweet twist, much like his tweet 'thank you this is very kind. my ideas come out of my brain sometimes.' Cherry syrup and edible glitter reflect his vibrant creativity, as seen in 'me opening my strawpage to a flood of burgers.' It’s a fun, sparkling drink that embodies his unique charm.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Simon’s strong sense of community and inclusivity aligns with Hufflepuff values. His tweet 'we should have proshiptwt elections' shows his dedication to building and organizing within his social circles. His empathy, as seen in 'soft block people its usually Nothing Personal,' reflects a Hufflepuff’s kindness. While his humor and chaos might suggest Gryffindor or Slytherin, his genuine care for others and collaborative nature make him a true Hufflepuff.
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Weird Science - Oingo Boingo
Simon’s quirky humor and love for the absurd, like 'penis potion,' align with the playful tone of 'Weird Science.' The song’s celebration of creativity and chaos mirrors Simon’s tweet 'thank you this is very kind. my ideas come out of my brain sometimes.' Both the song and Simon embrace a world where the unexpected becomes the norm, making it a fitting anthem.
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