Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Uses vivid, graphic language, e.g., 'deuses do futebol é a cabeça da minha PICA'.
- Passionate: Shows strong emotional reactions to sports and politics, like calling Palmeiras 'o time da desgraça'.
- Observant: Notes specific match details, such as 'dias de neuer dias de nóia'.
- Humorous: Creates meme‑style jokes, for example the phrase 'A ÉGUA DA JANJA'.
- Prolific: Posts many tweets daily and plans a Medium blog, indicating high output.
Weaknesses:
- Profane: Frequent profanity like 'vai tomar no cu' and 'caralho'.
- Hostile: Attacks groups with insults, e.g., calling users 'todos put...'.
- Incoherent: Mixes unrelated topics, creating confusing narratives such as 'tá virando tipo um mad max...'.
- Polarizing: Uses extreme partisan language, like 'este é o tuite mais são paulino do mundo'.
- Conspiratorial: Shares unverified conspiracy ideas, e.g., worrying about a 'catástrofe no rj' daily.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user’s tone is aggressively rebellious, full of profanity and constant mockery, much like Bart’s "Eat my shorts!" attitude. Tweets such as "vou tomar no cu que time filha da puta" and "pior que o exército é uma piada mas isso aqui é a pura verdade" showcase a contempt for authority and a love of insulting others. Their frequent political rants (e.g., "o merda do bolsonaro não renovou com o consórcio..."), random sports tirades ("eu sou torcedor fanático do flamengo... nunca me senti tão humilhado"), and chaotic, meme‑filled posts mirror Bart’s habit of spouting snarky, off‑the‑wall comments and pranks. Additionally, the habit of quoting other tweets and replying with sarcastic, vulgar comments reflects Bart’s penchant for taunting peers and teachers. Overall, the user’s combative, mischievous, and meme‑driven style aligns best with Bart Simpson among the main Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
These tweets show a clear preference for Extraversion: the user constantly broadcasts strong opinions and venting, e.g., “pior que o exército é uma piada mas isso aqui é a pura verdade” and “deuses do futebol é a cabeça da minha PICA… vai tomar no cu tnt sports”. Their focus on concrete, immediate events such as “reclamar do dpvat é puro efeito manada… por 50 pila ao ano no ipva” and “um fato é que a la liga NAO está pronta pra essa comemoração do endrick” indicates a Sensing style. The language is driven by personal values and emotional judgments – “o merda do bolsonaro… é um filha da puta” and “a esquerda radical dando as caras” – showing a Feeling orientation. Finally, the erratic, spontaneous flow of topics, from football to politics to bizarre personal anecdotes (“inventei de usar bermuda com saqueira sem cueca...”), reflects a Perceiving, flexible approach.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Avai FC were scouting for a striker, they'd drop everything to sign you—because you just scored a goal straight into my heart.
- Are you Endrick’s celebration? Because every time you pop up on my timeline, I can’t stop doing a little victory dance.
- I’m not a political analyst, but I’m pretty sure the only thing that could topple Bolsonaro’s ego is a smile as powerful as yours.
- You mentioned reviving your Medium blog—how about I become the headline love story you’ve been waiting to publish?
- Your tweets are like a perfect free‑kick: full of spin, a dash of chaos, and they always end up right in the net of my attention.
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Your new Twitter bio
Meme curator, soccer rant specialist, Endrick fan. From Florianópolis, I turn match drama into meme gold. #BrazilianVoice– @stcatss
Your signature cocktail
Mula's Rant Caipirinha
This cocktail captures the wild, unfiltered energy of @stcatss. The Brazilian cachaça grounds the drink in their Floripa roots, while Fireball whisky adds the fiery intensity of tweets like "deuses do futebol é a cabeça da minha PICA veiuda pulsando babando filha da puta. vai tomar no cu tnt sports". Jalapeno-infused syrup and a splash of lime give the sharp, spicy bite that mirrors the rant "será que o MULA vai congelar concurso da abin nessa porra" and the bitter aftertaste of their cynicism about politics, as seen in "pior que o exército é uma piada mas isso aqui é a pura verdade". A float of cola finishes the mix with dark, chaotic fizz, echoing the chaotic swirl of their endless memes and tirades.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user’s tweets reveal a manipulative, ambitious mindset focused on power dynamics and personal advantage, which are classic Slytherin traits. For instance, they write, "se depender do liberal a gente trabalha na base do chicote a troco de um prato de comida e ainda agradece pela oportunidade", showing a cynical view of exploitation. They also propose scheming solutions like, "o mundo precisa de um programa de incentivo à criação de borzois silvestres que andem soltos na rua e sejam alimentados, tratados e pelo Estado como forma de combate e controle populacional", demonstrating strategic ambition. Their readiness to confront authority with bold, provocative language, as in "e digo mais. o merda do bolsonaro não renovou com o consórcio...", mirrors the daring yet self‑preserving nature of Slytherin. Overall, the pattern of cunning, ambition, and a willingness to use any means to influence aligns best with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
The user's frequent profanity and anti‑authority outbursts, such as "vai tomar no cu que time filha da puta" and "pior que o exército é uma piada mas isso aqui é a pura verdade," mirror the defiant tone of Rage Against the Machine’s "Killing in the Name." The song’s repeated refrain "F*** you, I won’t do what you tell me" resonates with the user’s anger toward political figures, evident in tweets like "e digo mais. o merda do bolsonaro não renovou…" and "povo de merda." Its lyrics about confronting corrupt power structures ("Some of those that work forces are the same that betray us") echo the user's criticism of the government and police, as seen in "por 50 pila ao ano no ipva o estado te isenta da responsabilidade…" and "o mundo precisa de um programa de incentivo à criação de borzois silvestres…" The track’s raw, aggressive energy captures the chaotic, confrontational style of the user’s timeline.
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