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The user’s frequent profanity‑filled rants and angry reactions to referees – "That bitch ass refree was just itching to give alvaro the red card…" – echo Bart’s rebellious outbursts. They constantly tinker with projects, bragging about building a multithreaded group chat server and a chatbot, much like Bart’s DIY pranks and gadgets. Their obsession with football ("our national football team lost match to Bangladesh…") and youthful, high‑energy tone match Bart’s love of sports and teenage energy. The constant frustration with code ("fuck this shit", "Maa chudaye aaj ka midsem…") and impulsive, "just do it" attitude also parallel Bart’s impulsive, often profane behavior.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows introverted tendencies by focusing on personal projects and inner thoughts rather than seeking social interaction, e.g., "Built a chatbot recently, pretty dull stuff no memory bugs and deadlocks happening here 🥀". Their communication is detail‑oriented and concrete, concentrating on specific technical issues such as "using the memory allocator 'new' would make the queue slow … turns out 'new' uses locks under the hood". Decision‑making is driven by logical analysis of performance and bugs, illustrated by "this is so badly architectured and such bad memory management T..T, i used thread.detach…". Finally, the user’s flexible, experiment‑driven workflow—jumping between async schedulers, token buckets, and websockets—shows a perceiving style, as seen in "I am building a high performance async job scheduler … I have built some parts… but have been kinda inconsistently built some stuff here and there".

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C++ dev building async schedulers & websockets, football fan, coffee‑spilled token bucket architect, Delhi coder. 19y | #DevLife 🎧– @stdpanic

Your signature cocktail
Parallel Panic Punch captures the high‑octane energy of a 19‑year‑old coder who lives for football, programming, and late‑night coffee, just like the tweet "Smoked @offsideDebugger 😘😘" shows his love for a smoky edge. The base of smoked Scotch gives the drink a rugged, thread‑detached feel, echoing his frustration with "this is so badly architectured and such bad memory management T..T , i used thread.detach on every new thread because i didn't want to block the main thread at that time , now when evrytime we use detach OS doesn't immediately clean up its resources , it just marks it dead so i". A shot of cold brew coffee (or coffee liqueur) represents his endless battle with containers and CI/CD, as he lamented "uhhhhhh i have to git pull then re run my containers in ec2 everytime i change something and so much of this shit isn't working properly bcoz i deployed too soon for some bullshit made up reason , if i have to do it again i am gonna learn ci/cd and automate this shit right away". Ginger syrup adds a zing of spice, mirroring his “fuck this shit” moments and the raw honesty in "Built a chatbot recently, pretty dull stuff no memory bugs and deadlocks happening here 🥀". A splash of lime juice and orange bitters ties everything together like a well‑orchestrated async job scheduler, reflecting his tweet "the more i am building this project the more i am realising how little i know about os ,memory and cache".

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong drive for knowledge and intellectual curiosity, constantly learning about low‑level systems and performance. For example, they tweet “the more i am building this project the more i am realising how little i know about os ,memory and cache” and share links like “how cache effect your program's performance, its a high level overview with examples, really good read”. They dive into complex topics such as epoll and memory allocation, as seen in “was reading about epoll and stuff for next project …” and “using the memory allocator 'new' would make the queue slow …”. Their habit of reading articles, quoting resources, and reflecting on what they don’t yet understand aligns with Ravenclaw’s value of wisdom. While they are ambitious, the dominant trait is their love of learning and problem‑solving, making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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The repeated mantra of making things "harder, better, faster, stronger" mirrors @stdpanic’s relentless push to optimise code and infrastructure, as seen in tweets like "the more i am building this project the more i am realising how little i know about os ,memory and cache" and "Built a token bucket rate limit implementation in c++ , added cron job cleanups , tested it for stress , benchmark and functionality." Their frustration with poor architecture – "this is so badly architectured and such bad memory management T..T" – and the drive to fix it by learning CI/CD – "if i have to do it again i am gonna learn ci/cd and automate this shit right away" – echo the song’s theme of continual improvement. When they finally succeed they celebrate with a "King 👑 💯" vibe, matching the triumphant feel of the track. Overall, the song captures both the grind and the satisfaction that defines their coding journey.

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