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Steeze's personality, with its mix of humor, ignorance, and occasional bursts of brilliance, resonates with Homer Simpson. Like Homer, Steeze often makes insensitive jokes and comments, as seen in his tweet about Zion Williamson, 'My gf said “nobody talks about male players’ appearances the way they talk about Caitlin Clark” like I didn’t spend all of last summer calling Zion Williamson an obese piece of shit.' He also displays a strong love for food, particularly smoked meats, similar to Homer's passion for donuts. Furthermore, Steeze's tendency to get caught up in his own thoughts and opinions, often leading to comical situations, mirrors Homer's obliviousness and lack of self-awareness.

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Retired Fraternity Judicial Board Chairman. I’m a gooner. I love my family. I’m a huge fan of smoked meats. I’m also a big fan of the Minnesota Timberwolves and the Dallas Mavericks. I’m not afraid to speak my mind, but I’m always open to a good debate. Hit me up if you want to talk about anything.– @steezerogers

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Steeze's cunning, ambition, and willingness to use his wit to get ahead align with the traits of Slytherin. His sarcastic humor, as seen in his tweet about his girlfriend's appearance, 'My gf unironically looks like Jerry Seinfeld’s underage girlfriend,' shows his ability to manipulate words for comedic effect. His strong opinions and outspokenness, particularly regarding his political views, demonstrate his ambition to influence others. His willingness to use his knowledge and skills to achieve his goals, like his tweet about clearing lint out of his phone's charging port, 'Cleared two years worth of lint out of my phone’s charging port,' reflects the Slytherin value of resourcefulness. While not necessarily evil, his actions and personality demonstrate a shrewdness and ambition that are characteristic of Slytherin.

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This song, with its themes of jealousy, betrayal, and the feeling of being left behind, resonates with Steeze's experiences with his high school crush and his current girlfriend. His tweet about his high school crush, 'Girl I had a crush on in high school added me to her close friends list on ig. I’ve moved on. I’ve got a beautiful woman. No more getting me to send you ap calc answers, wench,' reflects the song's sentiment of being replaced by someone else. Furthermore, the song's catchy melody and upbeat tempo contrast with the lyrics' melancholic themes, mirroring Steeze's tendency to use humor and sarcasm to mask his underlying insecurities.

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