Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally open: Frequently shares feelings of sadness, anxiety, and affection, e.g. “nao me sinto feliz desde o ano passado” and “me sinto tao amada isso faz bem”.
- Humorous candid: Uses self‑deprecating and sexual humor openly, like “no estalo da pipoca o teu cu leva piroca” and “fode minha buceta rosa roxa ou preta dando pirueta”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows care for friends, e.g. birthday message “feliz aniversário, @ormendoim… amo vc luluzinha bbzuda <3” and joking about friend crushes in “quando eu tento arranjar uma namorada mas já tô na minha décima inimiga nova”.
- Family oriented: Talks often about sister and parents, like “qnd eu tô com a minha irmã e saio mandando áudio”, “meu pai chama os bissexuais de flex”, and concern for her sister’s birthday in “todo ano minha irma n tem ngm pra chamar pro niver dela”.
- Self‑reflective: Frequently questions her life and choices, e.g. “to mt em duvida doq colocar no sisu queria ter uma vocação” and “esse negocio de n saber dizer nao um dia ainda vai me matar”.
Weaknesses:
- Low self‑esteem: Describes herself as boring and uninteresting, like “sensação de que eu sou a pessoa mais sem graça desinteressante chata e entediante do mundo”.
- Emotional volatility: Swings between affection and despair, with posts like “fechada a temporada de depressao profunda desse perfil, vou voltar a ser feliz” and intense distress in “alguem me atropela sei la meu deus… poder descansar que odio”.
- Conflict avoidance: Struggles to set boundaries, admitting “esse negocio de n saber dizer nao um dia ainda vai me matar” and fearing to message people in “saudade de alguem mas n mandar mensagem pq tem medo de incomodar”.
- Future anxiety: Shows strong fear of adult responsibilities and studies, like “eu nao quero crescer eu nao quero morar sozinha eu nao quero fazer faculdade” and stress with ENEM/SISU in “nunca pensei que tinha q ter tanto psicologico p lidar com o sisu”.
- Jealous possessive: Expresses intense jealousy in relationships and friendships, e.g. “AI QUE CIUME VSF VC SO PODE FALAR COMIGO SABIA” and “passando mal de tanto ciume odio raiva revolta e etc”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: introspective, smart, emotionally intense, and often feeling out of place. Like Lisa, they overthink the future and adulthood, saying things like “eu nao quero crescer eu nao quero morar sozinha eu nao quero fazer faculdade eu nao quero eu nao quero eu nao quero 😭” and stressing over exams and SISU choices such as “to mt em duvida doq colocar no sisu queria ter uma vocação”. They show a mix of sensitivity and melancholy — for example “nao me sinto feliz desde o ano passado” and “o constante sentimento de q vc gosta mais das pessoas do q elas gostam de vc 💭” — which echoes Lisa’s frequent loneliness and feeling misunderstood. At the same time, they care about self-discovery and values, wanting to come out to friends in “queria conseguir me assumir pros meus amgs.. n aguento mais ter que mudar todas as frases pra n falar de mulher”, similar to Lisa’s moral and identity struggles. And like Lisa’s bursts of chaotic teen energy (especially in later seasons), this user mixes intellectual/emotional depth with horny, dramatic humor, such as “fode minha buceta rosa roxa ou preta dando pirueta” and “vou excluir todas as redes sociais e me dedicar ao budismo”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they often feel like an outsider and exhausted by people, e.g. “sensação de que eu sou a pessoa mais sem graça desinteressante chata e entediante do mundo” and “queria amigos desocupados que estivessem online 24/7 so pra falar besteira e reclamar” suggest craving connection but from a safe, online, one‑on‑one space. Their humor and worries show Intuition (N): they focus on feelings, possibilities and identity crises rather than concrete facts, like “as vezes da vontade de me jogar nesse mundao que deus deixou pra viver altas aventuras bem menina solta” and “to mt em duvida doq colocar no sisu queria ter uma vocação”. They are clearly Feeling (F)‑oriented, openly emotional and relationship‑focused: “o constante sentimento de q vc gosta mais das pessoas do q elas gostam de vc” and “queria conseguir me assumir pros meus amgs.. n aguento mais ter que mudar todas as frases pra n falar de mulher” show deep concern for emotional authenticity and harmony. Their spontaneity and struggle with structure point to Perceiving (P): they describe disorganization and going with the flow, e.g. “tenho tanta inveja de quem organiza o celular... nem wallpaper eu coloco”, “to pensando em pegar um onibus e ir p qqlr lugar espairecer amanha”, and the chaos around ENEM/SISU like “nunca pensei que tinha q ter tanto psicologico p lidar com o sisu”. Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional life, idealistic fantasies about the future, self‑doubt, and lack of rigid planning best matches INFP rather than a more structured or socially energized type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you wanted a ‘creative writing for Twitter’ course… I volunteer as your homework: we can start with a joint thread titled ‘how I accidentally fell for the girl whose xereca is de mel’.
- You keep saying you don’t want to crescer, morar sozinha, faculdade, nada… deal: I’ll be the adult, you just worry about choosing which bar, balada or viagem a gente vai fazer quando seus 18tão chegarem.
- Every time you say you feel sem graça, desinteressante or that nobody te ama, I remember your mom calling bi people ‘flex’ and you vibing with GL dramas and Chappell Roan… you’re literally main-character-coded, I just want a cameo as your girlfriend.
- Since you’re indecisa com o Sisu, aqui vai minha sugestão de curso: Odonto, pra você cuidar do meu sorriso; ou Fono, pra você ser obrigada a me ouvir falar o dia todo sobre o quanto eu quero ser a universitária ciumenta que te espera em casa.
- You tweet about wanting 3 kids, getting ciúmes fácil and ‘fuder é bom’… I’m just over here thinking: we could start devagarinho, tipo um rolezinho de bus to ‘anywhere’, and if der certo, a gente vê depois se precisa de Red Bull or just your alfa energy to keep us up all night.
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18, bisexual & Enem survivor in training. Part-time overthinker, full-time sister drama. Once lost 3 packs of cuscuz at the market, never recovered.– @sterldream
Your signature cocktail
18tão Swag Meltdown
The passionfruit vodka is for all the chaotic horniness and drama, from “fode minha buceta rosa roxa ou preta dando pirueta” to “fuder eh bom”, giving the drink a strong, restless base. Pink guava juice is soft, fruity and a little shy, like the girl who admits “sensação de que eu sou a pessoa mais sem graça desinteressante chata e entediante do mundo” but still dreams about love and babies in “quero ter uns 3 filhos”. The sparkling bitter lemon soda adds fizz and a tiny edge of bitterness for the ENEM/SISU stress and adulting anxiety in “to mt em duvida doq colocar no sisu queria ter uma vocação” and “eu nao quero crescer eu nao quero morar sozinha eu nao quero fazer faculdade”. A dash of chili tincture hits like sudden jealousy and mood swings, straight out of “AI QUE CIUME VSF VC SO PODE FALAR COMIGO SABIA” and “passando mal de tanto ciume odio raiva revolta e etc”. Finally, the cotton candy cloud on top represents the dreamy, escapist side that wants to run away and reinvent herself, from “as vezes da vontade de me jogar nesse mundao que deus deixou pra viver altas aventuras bem menina solta” to the spiritual crisis in “vou excluir todas as redes sociais e me dedicar ao budismo”. Strong but playful, sweet with a sting, it’s an experimental drink for a girl counting the days to “to mt animada pros meus 18tao... vou perder o bv, beber pela primeira vez, aprender a dirigir e viajar sozinha”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Ane shows a strong Hufflepuff core through her craving for sincere, stable relationships and community, even when she feels excluded. She laments feeling left out of social circles and group chats, like when she says she has "fomo de ter panelinha no twitter" in “affff fomo de ter panelinha no twitter” and feels like she likes others more than they like her in “o constante sentimento de q vc gosta mais das pessoas do q elas gostam de vc 💭”, which fits the Hufflepuff theme of loyalty and fear of not being reciprocated. She repeatedly emphasizes wanting genuine friendships and complaining that groups never work out, as in “nenhum grupo de twitter da certo #fatos” and “queria amigos desocupados que estivessem online 24/7 so pra falar besteira e reclamar”, showing that companionship and everyday shared life matter deeply to her. Her relationship with family, even when chaotic, also shows attachment and care: she jokes about her family’s astrology and emotional environment in “sou uma pisciana cercada por uma aquariana na menopausa, uma capricorniana no auge da adolescencia e um leonino que nunca cresceu... por isso eu to assim 🆘”, and feels bad for her sister having no one to invite to a birthday in “todo ano minha irma n tem ngm pra chamar pro niver dela <\3”. Even when overwhelmed by studies and SISU stress, she keeps grinding instead of giving up, as seen in “mais um ano estudando ... ja consigo sentir o desgosto” and “nunca pensei que tinha q ter tanto psicologico p lidar com o sisu”, which reflects Hufflepuff’s perseverance and work ethic. While she has flashes of Slytherin ambition (agonizing over courses, considering different options in “to mt em duvida doq colocar no sisu queria ter uma vocação”), her defining traits are emotional loyalty, desire for belonging, and stubborn endurance, all of which align most strongly with Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
Ane’s mix of messy romance, sexual curiosity, and soft vulnerability fits “Teenage Dream” almost perfectly. She’s constantly daydreaming about love and crushes, like wanting a girlfriend and joking about jealousy in “AI QUE CIUME VSF VC SO PODE FALAR COMIGO SABIA” and “quero uma namorada universitária p ficar com ciume e estudar muito p passar logo”, which mirrors the song’s obsessive, intoxicating teenage love. Her anticipation for turning 18 in “to mt animada pros meus 18tao... vou perder o bv, beber pela primeira vez, aprender a dirigir e viajar sozinha” and her list of chaotic plans in “coisas pra fazer com 18tao: baixar o tinder ir na balada ir no bar viajar sozinha começar a contribuir pro inss” echo the song’s themes of newfound freedom and reckless youth. At the same time, her insecurity and fear of growing up in “eu nao quero crescer eu nao quero morar sozinha eu nao quero fazer faculdade eu nao quero eu nao quero eu nao quero 😭” and “sensação de que eu sou a pessoa mais sem graça desinteressante chata e entediante do mundo” match the fragile, emotional undercurrent beneath the pop gloss. The song is fun, dramatic, romantic, and a little desperate all at once—just like her timeline swinging between “fuder eh bom” and “nao me sinto feliz desde o ano passado”.
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