Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Academic Excellence: Maintains straight As even while struggling with health issues, as seen in her post about being an “anemic student trying to maintain my straight A’s.”
- Self-Awareness: Recognizes the toxic nature of her online environment, noting that “being in it DOES encourage disordered behavior.”
- Resilience: Demonstrates the ability to turn her life around from being “suicidal, failing grades, & friendless to somewhat happy.”
- Inclusive Values: Explicitly requests that her community “Dni: racist, maga, homophobic, fatphobic.”
- Goal Orientation: Uses tools like a “walking pad” and “fasting accountability” threads to track her progress.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Harm: Admits to physical self-harm when feeling “pissed” or overwhelmed by stress.
- Disordered Eating: Engages in dangerous behaviors like a “42h fast” and attempts to “obtain salmonella” for weight loss.
- Emotional Instability: Expresses extreme distress, stating “I just wanna kill myself bro everything sucks.”
- External Validation Dependency: Believes her worth and talent are tied solely to her weight, claiming “being skinny is my last hope.”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Despite the darkness of the content, @stewchedda shares Lisa Simpson's high-achieving nature and academic drive, explicitly noting their transition to “straight As, & lots of friends” while struggling with internal crises. Much like Lisa’s intense perfectionism, the user expresses a crushing sense of self-criticism and an obsession with control, stating, “I have absolutely no unique talents being skinny is my last hope.” They share Lisa's tendency to feel like an intellectual outsider who is “so ready for this wl to improve my running ability” to prove their worth. Both characters grapple with deep existential sadness, yet they remain deeply observant of social dynamics, such as when the user critiqued the community by saying, “this is definitely not a good space for mental health.”
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Stewchedda demonstrates Introversion through their focus on solitary habits and the admission that they are “sick of tweeting to the void” despite having few followers. Their Sensing trait is evident in the constant tracking of physical metrics like weight, “10k steps”, and specific food smells, rather than abstract concepts. They align with Feeling as their posts are highly emotionally driven, ranging from intense distress to the desire to be thin so they “can be upset and not feel like a burden”. Finally, their Perceiving nature is shown in their struggle to stick to plans, such as when they “started a fast but forgot the superbowl is tomorrow” or their impulsive “c/s a vitamin gummy”.
Some pickup lines for you
- I'd never make you choose between me and anime, but I'm definitely hoping to be the Danganronpa twist you never saw coming.
- Are we on a walking pad? Because you’ve got me singing ‘meta’ melodies and I’m ready to go the distance with you.
- I promise I’m more refreshing than coconut water, and way easier to find than your old 2024 Twitter account.
- Forget the Super Bowl—I’d much rather spend the weekend with an AA queer icon who has impeccable taste in Bleach and Peach Girl.
- If losing 6kg is your BHM goal, just know I already think you’re a straight-A masterpiece who deserves all the Mac and cheese in the world.
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High school student and anime enthusiast aiming for straight As. When I’m not studying or watching Bleach, I’m working on my fitness goals and personal growth.– @stewchedda
Your signature cocktail
The Straight-A Walking Pad
This drink is an experimental mix of high-achiever energy and deep internal struggle, starting with a base of Caribbean coconut water because the user realized they have “a shit ton of it in my house”. The muddled green tea and bitter iron reflect the “green tea & tears” and the dizzying reality of being an “anemic student trying to maintain my straight A’s”. It’s topped with peach syrup to honor their love for Peach Girl and sparkling water for that burst of motivation found when “Singing while on the walking pad”. Ultimately, it’s a bittersweet concoction for someone who believes “being skinny is my last hope”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
stewchedda demonstrates a classic Slytherin focus on ambition and achieving specific goals through sheer willpower, stating, “If I can go from suicidal... to somewhat happy... I can lose 65lbs In 4 months”. They exhibit the house's characteristic resourcefulness and pride, unpinning a post only “when I lose 10lbs!” and viewing their physical transformation as their “last hope” for distinction. Their calculated approach to their habits, such as using “omad so I can get a cruise bae”, highlights an emphasis on self-preservation and social standing. Ultimately, their drive is fueled by a desire for personal status and a refusal to accept their current circumstances, making them a clear fit for the house of ambition.
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Your song
Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
The song Prom Queen perfectly mirrors stewchedda's intense struggle with body image and the belief that self-worth is tied exclusively to thinness, as seen when she says “I have absolutely no unique talents being skinny is my last hope”. The lyrics about dieting and the desire to be 'pretty' resonate with her constant tracking and her admission, “I was so pretty when I was skinny”. Her tweets reflect a painful cycle of restriction and self-loathing, specifically when she expresses frustration over hunger by shouting “IM LOSING MY FUCKING MINDDDD I WANNA EAT SHIT I WANNA EAT!! ... FUCK NO I DONT IM FAT SHIT”. Ultimately, the song captures the tragic mindset of a young person who feels they must “cut somebody off praying my waist gets thinner” just to feel acceptable.
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