Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares strong feelings about grief, joy, jealousy, and nostalgia, like texting her friend’s sister after misreading a death post “My friend fucking died and her family is posting bullshit…” and crying at an Irene edit on molly “The post molly emotions are crazy…”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows high warmth and loyalty to friends, e.g. emotional birthday posts “HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY PRETTY PRINCESS…”, hyping up Bebe multiple times “Once my friend Bebe healed less than an ultron on gambit” and “Me and bebe”.
- Playful humor: Uses self‑deprecating and absurd humor, like calling herself pumpkin “I’m pumpkin”, joking about her character and coochie in Cyberpunk “my coochie”, and trolling about Divergent “yes the main girl dies but I still wanna goon to theo?”.
- Culturally aware: Notices racial dynamics and representation, such as feeling hyper‑aware of race in a rural café “full of white people feeling super aware of my Race” and critiquing East Asian–centric language “And by asians he means East Asians”.
- Enthusiastic fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for media and games, e.g. obsessing over Troye Sivan “TROYEEEE MENTIONING MY FAV TROYE SONG…”, Marvel Snap/Loki skins “WOWOWOWOOWOWOW THESE ARE EXACTLY MY FAVOURITE TYPES OF SKINS…”, and Cyberpunk screenshots “i cant stop taking pics of my character in cyberpunk ugh im too cool”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh judgment: Uses very strong negative language about others, e.g. calling someone an “Ugly slut” in a quote tweet “Ugly slut” and saying she’d kill someone and their family over a scenario “all sane ppl are killing him and his whole family”.
- Drug risk‑taking: Openly glamorizes MDMA and caps, focusing on fun and plug quality rather than risks “Doing caps next week🤤 my bff is coming… she’s also my plug” and intense post‑molly emotional states “Me and my bff on molly😭😭😭😭😭 hugging felt so good”.
- Privacy intrusive: Admits invading strangers’ privacy for entertainment, like zooming in on a man’s phone on a plane to read his messages “I will zoom in and take pics of your conversation so I can read it”.
- Academic resentment: Talks about her STEM path with contempt instead of problem‑solving, dismissing other fields as “easy bullshit” “I’m so bored of stem I wish I did an easy bullshit degree like humanities or philosophy or social studies or whatever”.
- Self‑endangering: Shows risky negligence and then treats it casually, like leaving the stove on for six hours while napping “TURNS OUT I LEFT THE STOVE ON FOR 6 HOURS WHILE I NAPPED!!!”, which suggests poor safety awareness.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, funny, and a little menacing but ultimately affectionate with their friends. They constantly clown on things and people in a very Bart way, like calling something out with “who the fuck is enjoying watching this shit bruh” and roasting bad cosplay with “Yuck this persons cosplays are so gross”. There’s a bratty, attention‑seeking humor in lines like “I’m so bored of stem I wish I did an easy bullshit degree like humanities or philosophy or social studies or whatever” and “If I was crush I would kill myself”, which fits Bart’s dramatic, juvenile sarcasm. At the same time, they’re very ride‑or‑die for their friends, hyping them up with things like “HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY PRETTY PRINCESS BARBIE SONI ILYSMMMM” and “DUDE ITS KEZ DAY EVERYONE WISH KEZ HAPPY FUCKING BDAYYYUUY … ILYYYYY”, reminiscent of Bart’s loyal side with Milhouse and his family. The chaotic drug stories and gooning—“Doing caps next week🤤 my bff is coming from canberra … she’s also my plug” and “Activating GOON state…..”—also mirror Bart’s thrill‑seeking, rule‑breaking energy more than the more earnest or straight‑laced vibes of Lisa, Marge, or Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They explicitly self-identify as outgoing in “I’m an extrovert btw”, and their timeline shows heavy social engagement, affection for friends, and excitement over shared experiences like drugs and parties in “Me and my bff on molly😭😭😭😭😭 hugging felt so good”, which fits an E over I. Their focus is on possibilities, aesthetics, and fandoms (Loki, Marvel, K-pop, games) rather than concrete how-to details, e.g. the ecstatic reaction to skins and characters in “WOWOWOWOOWOWOW THESE ARE EXACTLY MY FAVOURITE TYPES OF SKINS WOWOWOWOEOWOWOWO”, pointing to N over S. Emotion and personal values clearly drive their takes: they gush over people they like in “So freakin pretty I love her”, grieve and react viscerally to their friend’s death in “Imagine my shock bruh”, and often frame issues in terms of hurt/annoyance or love, suggesting F over T. Their life appears spontaneous and flexible—doing caps with their plug-friend in “Doing caps next week🤤 my bff is coming from canberra… she’s also my plug”, impulsive shopping and work changes in “Quitting uniqlo was the best decision of my life… the only issue is i work with white ppl😒”, and chaotic emotional spam like “PLEASEP LAPELRPLSEERP LAESEEPLRAPLRPSELAELPELAAPELPLAEPLASELPALDAEPLDPLAESELAPLEAPEL PAELAPLEAPL…”, all point to P over J. Overall, an expressive, feelings-driven, playful, fandom-obsessed and socially hungry style, with lots of imaginative projection (e.g., parasocial jokes, fantasy skins, character id’ing in “She’s literally me”), aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You zoom in on strangers’ texts on planes just to read the drama… can I volunteer my chat next time, or do I have to fake a mysterious backstory first?
- You said you’re bored of STEM and wish you did an ‘easy bullshit degree’ like humanities—lucky for you, I majored in overanalyzing brown girls at rural cafés feeling hyper‑aware of their race and telling them they’re the hottest one in the room.
- You on molly, hugging your bff and crying over an Irene edit that hates men is so real… if we ever roll together, I promise to be the one exception to your ‘men are trash’ playlist.
- As a fellow Cyberpunk enjoyer, I respect that you ‘can’t stop taking pics’ of your character—but between mantis blades, Storm, Invis and Loki buffs, have you considered adding one more OP build to your roster: me, specced fully into Loving You?
- You left rice on the stove for six hours, almost burned the house down, and still had energy to scream about Troye Sivan mentioning ‘Swimming Pools’… I don’t want to say we’re perfect for each other, but I’m ready to be your giant IKEA bear slash disaster‑management boyfriend.
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Your new Twitter bio
STEM student & Cyberpunk enjoyer. Once left rice on the stove for 6 hours and survived to tweet about it. Troye Sivan, Loki, and ice cream enthusiast.– @stickyrap
Your signature cocktail
The Molly Monchhichi Miffy
This cocktail is strong and chaotic like their weekend plans and plug drama, inspired by going "Doing caps next week🤤 my bff is coming from canberra to visit me and she’s also my plug" and the emotional comedown in "The post molly emotions are crazy I got tears in my eyes watching an Irene edit", so spiced dark rum forms the messy, intense base. The rose & lychee liqueur is for the soft, hyper-affectionate side that screams "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY PRETTY PRINCESS BARBIE SONI ILYSMMMM" and "I LOVE MY GIANT IKEA BEAR SOOO MUCHHHH", giving it a girly, romantic edge. Bitter grapefruit aperitif cuts through the sweetness like their sharp tweets about race and culture, channeling "Brown girl being anti black= fork found in kitchen 😑😑" and "This is so bad why is everyone pretending it’s good". The neon energy drink captures their hyper-online, gamer, cyberpunk vibe from "i cant stop taking pics of my character in cyberpunk ugh im too cool" and "CYBERPUNKINGGGGGGG", making it feel like a drink you’d slam before queueing another match. Finally, the edible glitter over crushed ice is a nod to their dramatic, all-caps stan energy in "WOWOWOWOOWOWOW THESE ARE EXACTLY MY FAVOURITE TYPES OF SKINS WOWOWOWOEOWOWOWO" and "MADEEEE FOR MEEEEEE", because this drink has to look as loud as they tweet.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show strong Slytherin traits: ambition, edge, and a focus on their own gratification and survival. Their bio “No mom I’m trade” already hints at a self-aware, hustler mindset, and tweets like “Doing caps next week🤤 my bff is coming from canberra to visit me and she’s also my plug but she’s goated she goes to clinics and gets all her drugs tested for purity” show a calculated, risk‑managed approach to pleasure rather than naive recklessness. They’re sharp-tongued and unafraid to be cutting about others, as in “Yuck this persons cosplays are so gross” or “who the fuck is enjoying watching this shit bruh”, reflecting Slytherin’s willingness to voice harsh judgments. Even their jokes about identity and power dynamics, such as “Brown girl being anti black= fork found in kitchen 😑😑”, come with a cold, incisive edge rather than a conciliatory tone. While they clearly care about friends (e.g., “DUDE ITS KEZ DAY EVERYONE WISH KEZ HAPPY FUCKING BDAYYYUUY @semetaylor ILYYYYY HAPPY BIRTHDAY”), the dominant pattern is a self-preserving, cynical, and strategic personality, which fits Slytherin far better than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
girls - The Dare
The song girls by The Dare fits them best because it’s chaotic, playful, bratty, and deeply online in the same way their timeline is. Their loud affection for friends and idols matches the song’s messy extrovert energy, like when they scream about Troye Sivan: “TROYEEEE MENTIONING MY FAV TROYE SONG… you guys this is actually huge” and hype up friends’ birthdays: “DUDE ITS KEZ DAY EVERYONE WISH KEZ HAPPY FUCKING BDAYYYUUY… ILYYYYY HAPPY BIRTHDAY”. The song’s hedonistic, nightlife-coded vibe also mirrors their drug and party references, such as “Me and my bff on molly😭😭😭😭😭 hugging felt so good” and “Doing caps next week🤤 my bff is coming from canberra… she’s also my plug”. Their irreverent, horny humour and oversharing—“This song makes my coochie tingle” and “my coochie”—parallel the song’s shameless, unserious tone. Finally, their mix of self-aware angst and fun (“I’m so bored of stem I wish I did an easy bullshit degree like humanities”](https://x.com/stickyrap/status/2009266642497241137) and “I’m an extrovert btw”) feels exactly like the kind of terminally online party gremlin girls is written about.
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