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Your Simpsons character
Like Bart, @StillAgyle possesses a rebellious, anti-authoritarian streak and a penchant for digital mischief, frequently poking fun at regulations and government spending. This is evident when they joke about “uninstalling USA and reinstalling another country” to bypass compliance bugs. Their sense of humor is often crude and juvenile, much like Bart's pranks, exemplified by the succinct tweet “Shit in public”. Despite the edge, they show a deep loyalty to their 'crew' and subcultures, mirroring Bart’s 'Underachiever and Proud of It' ethos through their involvement in the Milady and Remilia communities. Ultimately, their lifestyle of traveling, training BJJ, and “aping out with the boys” captures the adventurous, thrill-seeking spirit of Springfield’s favorite brat.

Your MBTI personality Type
Agyle displays Extroverted energy through high-level social networking and leadership, often posting from global events like “The Talisman + Subwallet booth at @teamz_inc”. His Intuition is evident in his preference for abstract concepts over literal ones, as seen in his fascination with “the fringe internet culture” and his belief that “the anons will inherit the earth”. He prioritizes a Thinking approach to complex systems, offering blunt, cynical takes on the “absurdity of your Normie job” and advocating for logical self-custody over trust. Finally, his Perceiving nature is highlighted by a spontaneous, nomadic lifestyle where he finds thrill in “getting a haircut in a foreign country from a barber that doesn't speak English” rather than following a rigid plan.

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Crypto founder and traveler. Once bitten by a deer in Nara, now mastering BJJ across El Salvador and Lisbon. Building the future of Web3, one cat at a time.– @StillAgyle

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This drink captures the essence of a 'hobo or a poet' navigating the digital fringe. The base honors his move from Portugal, while the bitters reflect his unapologetic Australian stance: “Perhaps Albo was unaware of the fact that we're full.”. It’s a strong, experimental mix for someone who uses “LSD in your contact lens fluid” and seeks “the thrill of getting a haircut in a foreign country”. The 'Satanic' fizz represents his time in Taipei, and the garnish is a nod to the “tiny red spider in my shower” he tried to save. It's a soulful, cynical, and highly spiritual drink for the “miladys in control”.

Your Hogwarts House
Agyle displays the classic Slytherin blend of ambition, resourcefulness, and a strong instinct for self-preservation. He identifies as a former founder in his bio and demonstrates a strategic approach to power dynamics, noting that “holding will prob come in handy this cycle for signalling power”. His focus on security and privacy is paramount, whether he is advising people to “Always get in and get out quickly...and always self custody!” or priding himself on having “good infosec” to thwart hackers. He possesses a sharp, cynical wit regarding societal structures, viewing regulation as a “bug” and advocating for users to “reinstalling another country” to bypass restrictions. Ultimately, his drive to “make something in this world” while maintaining a pragmatic, often elitist worldview aligns perfectly with the house of ambition.

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The song reflects the life of a digital nomad and builder who exists outside traditional structures, much like Agyle's bio describing himself as “a hobo or a poet”. His frequent travels and physical pursuits like BJJ, where he “drowned [a novice] with the basic techniques”, align with themes of constant movement and self-mastery. He expresses a deep connection to decentralized subcultures, asserting that “the anons will inherit the earth and cyberspace” while resisting government intrusion. Even his musical taste leans toward the heavy and complex, noted when he mentions “enjoying listening to the musical works of Tool lately”. Ultimately, his lifestyle of “suckin on them sweet mangoes” in Thailand one day and training in El Salvador the next embodies the spirit of a modern, tech-savvy wanderer.

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