Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Technical Integrity: Demonstrates strong security awareness and advocacy for privacy tools, as seen when he donated 2 ETH to support the developers of Tornado Cash.
- Resilient Leadership: Guided Talisman for over three years before successfully transitioning leadership to his team.
- Disciplined Athlete: Shows dedication to physical self-improvement through consistent Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu training, even while traveling in El Salvador.
- Cultural Appreciation: Expresses genuine interest in local cultures and aesthetics, from admiring Japanese technology events to hand-crafted NFT art.
- Intellectual Curiosity: Actively seeks out challenging reading material and new creative outlets, such as asking for fiction recommendations or experimenting with AI music.
Weaknesses:
- Procrastination: Admits to taking years to wind down his old Australian companies despite the financial incentives to finish.
- Disorganization: Struggles with administrative tasks, noting he forgets people and makes formatting errors when sending newsletters via Gmail.
- Low Alcohol Tolerance: Self-identifies as getting old because just three beers result in a splitting headache the next morning.
- Digital Overload: Admits to being overwhelmed by a rapidly doubling volume of unread Telegram messages.
- Cynical Outlook: Describes his own creative work on Web3 as a “soulful and cynical take” titled 'stealing as fast as we can'.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Like Bart, @StillAgyle possesses a rebellious, anti-authoritarian streak and a penchant for digital mischief, frequently poking fun at regulations and government spending. This is evident when they joke about “uninstalling USA and reinstalling another country” to bypass compliance bugs. Their sense of humor is often crude and juvenile, much like Bart's pranks, exemplified by the succinct tweet “Shit in public”. Despite the edge, they show a deep loyalty to their 'crew' and subcultures, mirroring Bart’s 'Underachiever and Proud of It' ethos through their involvement in the Milady and Remilia communities. Ultimately, their lifestyle of traveling, training BJJ, and “aping out with the boys” captures the adventurous, thrill-seeking spirit of Springfield’s favorite brat.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Agyle displays Extroverted energy through high-level social networking and leadership, often posting from global events like “The Talisman + Subwallet booth at @teamz_inc”. His Intuition is evident in his preference for abstract concepts over literal ones, as seen in his fascination with “the fringe internet culture” and his belief that “the anons will inherit the earth”. He prioritizes a Thinking approach to complex systems, offering blunt, cynical takes on the “absurdity of your Normie job” and advocating for logical self-custody over trust. Finally, his Perceiving nature is highlighted by a spontaneous, nomadic lifestyle where he finds thrill in “getting a haircut in a foreign country from a barber that doesn't speak English” rather than following a rigid plan.
Some pickup lines for you
- I’m no judo black belt, but I’d gladly let you hip toss me if it means getting to know the man behind the hobo-poet persona.
- Are you a high-speed Kyoto-to-Tokyo train? Because finding an unreserved seat next to you would be the highlight of my trip.
- Forget the Apple Vision Pro—just one look at you and I feel like I’ve got LSD in my contact lens fluid. Life is suddenly very magical.
- I promise I’m not a phishing attempt from a fake Zoom link, but I’d definitely like to self-custody a little bit of your time this weekend.
- They say a poet must slay dragons for a bride, but would you settle for someone who’ll help you look after Pickle and Goose instead?
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Your new Twitter bio
Crypto founder and traveler. Once bitten by a deer in Nara, now mastering BJJ across El Salvador and Lisbon. Building the future of Web3, one cat at a time.– @StillAgyle
Your signature cocktail
The Cyber-Hobo’s Elixir (Ammunition Optional)
This drink captures the essence of a 'hobo or a poet' navigating the digital fringe. The base honors his move from Portugal, while the bitters reflect his unapologetic Australian stance: “Perhaps Albo was unaware of the fact that we're full.”. It’s a strong, experimental mix for someone who uses “LSD in your contact lens fluid” and seeks “the thrill of getting a haircut in a foreign country”. The 'Satanic' fizz represents his time in Taipei, and the garnish is a nod to the “tiny red spider in my shower” he tried to save. It's a soulful, cynical, and highly spiritual drink for the “miladys in control”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Agyle displays the classic Slytherin blend of ambition, resourcefulness, and a strong instinct for self-preservation. He identifies as a former founder in his bio and demonstrates a strategic approach to power dynamics, noting that “holding will prob come in handy this cycle for signalling power”. His focus on security and privacy is paramount, whether he is advising people to “Always get in and get out quickly...and always self custody!” or priding himself on having “good infosec” to thwart hackers. He possesses a sharp, cynical wit regarding societal structures, viewing regulation as a “bug” and advocating for users to “reinstalling another country” to bypass restrictions. Ultimately, his drive to “make something in this world” while maintaining a pragmatic, often elitist worldview aligns perfectly with the house of ambition.
Your movie
Your song
The Nomad - Sepultura
The song reflects the life of a digital nomad and builder who exists outside traditional structures, much like Agyle's bio describing himself as “a hobo or a poet”. His frequent travels and physical pursuits like BJJ, where he “drowned [a novice] with the basic techniques”, align with themes of constant movement and self-mastery. He expresses a deep connection to decentralized subcultures, asserting that “the anons will inherit the earth and cyberspace” while resisting government intrusion. Even his musical taste leans toward the heavy and complex, noted when he mentions “enjoying listening to the musical works of Tool lately”. Ultimately, his lifestyle of “suckin on them sweet mangoes” in Thailand one day and training in El Salvador the next embodies the spirit of a modern, tech-savvy wanderer.
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