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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely resembles Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic humor, self-destructiveness, and rebellion. Like Bart, they lean into edgy, shocking behavior and treat danger as a joke, shown by posts like “I LOVE NICOTINE AND CUTTING MYSELF AND SMOKING WEED AND ALCOHOLLLLLL” and “Sesh tonight since its too risky to do in the school bathroom... 🥺🥺👀👀👀”. Their attitude toward school and authority also fits Bart, as seen in “Me i dropped out yesterday #lovinglife”. At the same time, underneath the bravado there’s clear emotional turmoil and insecurity, like in “Oh my god i haayyte my life right now bro WHY does it feel like every1 hates me...”. The blend of dark jokes, impulsive behavior, and underlying pain strongly aligns with a more modern, mentally unwell version of Bart rather than any of the more earnest or stable characters like Lisa or Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They skew Introvert (I): most content centers on their inner world, self-harm, and private struggles rather than active socializing, e.g. isolating behaviors like planning a self-harm "sesh" alone at home instead of in public: “Sesh tonight since its too risky to do in the school bathroom... 🥺🥺👀👀👀”. They show strong Intuition (N) through projection, identity, and self-concept themes, such as “How i feel drawing my favs cutting themselves (#projecting)” and “Am i seen as a person or as a concept...”, focusing on symbolic meaning more than concrete facts. Their emotional volatility and self-evaluations point to Feeling (F): they fixate on how others see them and their own perceived narcissism in “Oh my god i haayyte my life right now bro WHY does it feel like every1 hates me and everything they say and do is some manipulation tactic...” and “EVERYTHING SUCKS AND I THINK IM A NARCISSIST BRUH”. They also frame choices in terms of desire and feelings rather than logic, e.g. defending not quitting substances in “It doesnt i can quit litterally whenever i want but u just cant convince me i should quit. Theres a difference😒”. Finally, the impulsive, chaotic tone and lack of long-term structure indicate Perceiving (P): they drop out suddenly (“Me i dropped out yesterday #lovinglife”) and joke about going with whatever feels good in the moment, like “I LOVE NICOTINE AND CUTTING MYSELF AND SMOKING WEED AND ALCOHOLLLLLL”, suggesting a spontaneous, non-planning lifestyle typical of INFPs under distress.

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Jamie | teen trans guy navigating recovery, nicotine, and late-night overthinking. Once lost a blade in my phone case—organization is a work in progress.– @stillillness_

Your signature cocktail
The Blackberry gin stands in for their love of all things intense and self-destructive, echoing “I LOVE NICOTINE AND CUTTING MYSELF AND SMOKING WEED AND ALCOHOLLLLLL” – dark, heady, and a bit too easy to overdo. Sour cherry liqueur captures that mix of misery and playfulness from “Oh my god i haayyte my life right now bro WHY does it feel like every1 hates me…” while still being fun and candy-adjacent, like someone joking about pain with a grin. The icy tonic water fizz is that sharp, refreshing first hit they gush about in “Cuts feel so refreshing… it feels like a cold drink in summer so FRESH son 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤”, keeping the drink light and high-energy. A dash of smoked salt nods to the sting and burn from “When yo arms start stinging Rt if you nutted ✌️”, adding a subtle ache under the sweetness. Finally, the lemon twist over crushed ice reflects their chaotic, experimental vibe – someone who can tweet “Me i dropped out yesterday #lovinglife” and still sound like they’re half-joking, half-serious, spinning their mess into something strangely sparkling.

Your Hogwarts House
Their attitude toward self-destruction and risk is framed less as sadness and more as a deliberate, almost proud identity, which fits Slytherin’s intense, self-driven edge. For example, they say people assume they cut from sadness but actually they “like it” in “When people assume i cut myself because im sad but im secretly just a crazy mega freak and i like it 🥹✌️ #shtwt”, showing a conscious embrace of being extreme and different. There’s also a hedonistic, vice-loving ambition in “I LOVE NICOTINE AND CUTTING MYSELF AND SMOKING WEED AND ALCOHOLLLLLL”, where they celebrate pushing limits rather than avoiding danger. Their desire for more freedom to hide or escalate their behavior appears in “Cant wait to move out so i can cut on my wrists and noones nosy ass will be around to see ❤️🩹❤️🩹”, which implies long-term, secretive self-management and a focus on autonomy. Even in social dynamics, they show a sharp, somewhat jaded perspective—like “Sometimes u gotta read a whole callout thread on someone you dont know and just go 'noone fucking cares' in your head then go back to scrolling”—suggesting a cynical, self-preserving mindset. Taken together, their persona is intense, boundary-pushing, and self-directed, aligning more with Slytherin’s resourceful, defiant archetype than the other houses.

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A well‑suited song for them is “Bury A Friend” because it blends dark, unsettling self-awareness with a kind of theatrical, almost playful morbidity that matches their posts. They openly romanticize self-harm and pain in a visceral, sensory way, like when they say “Cuts feel so refreshing for the first while its like ahh no wonder they call them fresh wounds it feels like a cold drink in summer so FRESH son 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 then they scab and its like euh wtf” and “Deep thigh styros are the most ORGASMIC kind of cut”. The song’s perspective of being haunted by your own intrusive, destructive urges fits with tweets like “I LOVE NICOTINE AND CUTTING MYSELF AND SMOKING WEED AND ALCOHOLLLLLL” and their identity as a minor in pro-recovery but still very embedded in #shtwt and #edtwt (“Im Casper , im a MINORR ♰ 𓏼 I post cuts sometimes gulp 𐂯 ࣭ Im transmasc , he/him 🤤 #shtwt #shedtwt #slittwt #edtwt”). There’s also a sense of paranoia and emotional instability in lines like “WHY does it feel like every1 hates me and everything they say and do is some manipulation tactic one seccond then like theyre is obsessed with me and stalking everything i do so if i mess ONE little thing up im DONE”, which echoes the song’s anxious, self-sabotaging vibe. Finally, their mix of irony, self-hatred, and performance – e.g. “How i feel drawing my favs cutting themselves (#projecting)” and “When people assume i cut myself because im sad but im secretly just a crazy mega freak and i like it 🥹✌️ #shtwt” – fits the way Bury A Friend blurs the line between genuine distress and a stylized horror persona.

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