Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Supportive friend: Frequently expresses love and encouragement for friends, like “oye ange te amo” and supporting Enily seeing BTS in “si tuviera plata se lo pagaria”.
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on her own patterns, such as realizing her crushes are brief obsessions in “todos los crushes q he tenido han sido mas obsesiones momentáneas q enamoramiento”.
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for games and fandoms, e.g., intense love for Danganronpa in “ya pues jueguense danganronpa” and obsession with Blonde Blazer in “llego a mi top 5 de personajes de juegos la amo im obsessed”.
- Humorful communicator: Uses jokes and exaggeration to cope and connect, like “esa amiga q se enamora de un pixel nuevo cada semana” and “si tienen la oportunidad de conocerme irl no me conozcan”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares vulnerability and feelings, such as family pain in “el trauma q tengo con los hombres… todo es culpa de mi papá” and social anxiety in “me regrese porq me puse nerviosa”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh self-criticism: Frequently puts herself down about looks and worth, like “cuando… tenia mi pelo negro era delgada y bonita.. oh mi amada ya no existes” and “como de estupida me siento”.
- Social anxiety: Describes strong fear of social situations, e.g., avoiding a crowded store in “como habia mucha gente me regrese porq me puse nerviosa” and “highkey no se socializar DAMNNNN”.
- Trust difficulties: Shows fear of being hurt or misrepresented, such as worrying a friend alters facts in “no me imagino que haya dicho cosas de mi, alterando hechos” and feeling unloved in “me odia me odia me odia”.
- Family resentment: Carries intense anger toward parents, seen in “odio q mi papá sea un puto doblecara de mierda” and “todo es culpa de mi papá”, which clearly weighs on her emotionally.
- Avoidant coping: Often talks about retreating instead of confronting issues, for example “no voy a salir en un mes o mas adios” and “si lo que voy a hacer ahora sale mal, nadie sabrá de mi en 3 meses”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: introspective, anxious, creative, and very emotionally aware. Like Lisa, they overthink relationships and self-worth, wondering about love and feeling chronically single, as in “El concepto de que toda mi vida haya estado soltera, no se me ha declarado alguna persona en la vida, y no he estado ni cerca de tener una relación” and “creo q me estoy forzando a que me guste alguien genuinamente.. porque todos los crushes q he tenido han sido mas obsesiones momentáneas q enamoramiento”. Their sensitivity and social anxiety are very Lisa-coded, seen in “fui a una tienda pero como habia mucha gente me regrese porq me puse nerviosa 🩷 avisen telef para terapia” and “si tienen la oportunidad de conocerme irl no me conozcan… highkey no se socializar DAMNNNN”. Like Lisa’s complicated family dynamic, they express hurt and resentment toward their parents in “odio q mi papá sea un puto doblecara de mierda...” and “el trauma q tengo con los hombres y el rechazo horribleee... todo es culpa de mi papá”. Their strong passions and fandom brain—cosplay dreams, anime, games, Danganronpa rankings—mirror Lisa’s intense niche interests, especially in tweets like “quiero una novia cosplayer creo q es mi sueño desde 2020” and “mis favs de los danganronpas antes de re jugarme todos los juegos”. Overall, they feel like an older, very online, queer Lisa: bright, self-critical, deeply emotional, and clinging to media and friendships for comfort.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they often talk about social anxiety and avoiding people, like when they say they went to a store but went back because there were too many people (“fui a una tienda pero como habia mucha gente me regrese porq me puse nerviosa 🩷 avisen telef para terapia”) and joke that people shouldn’t meet them in real life because they don’t know how to socialize (“si tienen la oportunidad de conocerme irl no me conozcan… highkey no se socializar DAMNNNN”). They lean strongly intuitive (N): they overthink and reflect on patterns and meanings in their life and relationships, like when they analyze their crushes as temporary obsessions rather than real feelings (“creo q me estoy forzando a que me guste alguien genuinamente.. porque todos los crushes q he tenido han sido mas obsesiones momentáneas q enamoramiento”) or imagine idealized partners such as a girlfriend exactly like Kyoko Kirigiri (“lowkey quiero una novia, highkey tiene que ser exactamente como kyoko kirigiri o mejor nada”). Their style is clearly feeling (F) over thinking: they center emotions, hurt, and empathy more than logic, for example talking about envy and loneliness at holidays (“q envidia ver gente con familias grandes en navidad, o q se lleven bien con sus familias”) and expressing deep emotional reactions to their father and men in general (“el trauma q tengo con los hombres y el rechazo horribleee que me dan, todo es culpa de mi papá”). Finally, they appear perceiving (P) rather than judging: they routinely describe themselves as messy, last‑minute, and avoidant—saying they delay responses and don’t see themselves fit for a relationship partly because of that (“siento q no serviria para una relacion principalmente porq demoro en responder y no tengo plata para gastar rn sooo…”) and show a spontaneous, impulsive side in things like hair dye experiments gone wrong (“como de estupida me siento por hechsrme tinte permanente en vez de semipermanente esa amiga q no sabe leer”). Overall, their introspective, idealistic, emotionally driven, and somewhat chaotic vibe aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d only want a girlfriend if she’s basically Kyoko Kirigiri or nothing… plot twist, I’m here to be your Kirigiri AND your partner in crime for stalking people with private accounts.
- You’re out here torn between Blonde Blazer and Invisigal, but honestly? The real villain ending is you not choosing me as the third option in that orgy-coded roster.
- You cried because you won’t see Ari and you still call yourself ‘ariana grande fuera del closet’… if you want, I can be your local stand‑in Ariana and sing you to sleep when you tweet ‘i cant sleep tho😔’.
- You said you’d only want a girlfriend who’s a cosplayer and that you ‘need to cosplay Navia like yesterday’ — I can be your Navia co‑op partner: you bring the wig, I bring the photos, and together we get the convention girlfriend experience you deserve.
- You talk about hating going out alone, feeling stared at, and still thinking you’re ‘not that ugly bare faced honestlyyy’ — I like the version of you who eats ice cream all day, complains about her toner, and still shines; I don’t want the aesthetic relationship, I just want you, Incakola addiction and all.
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Your new Twitter bio
Peruvian introvert with chaotic hair, ice cream for meals, and too many fictional crushes. Currently gaming, overthinking, and avoiding crowded stores.– @stillnmybed
Your signature cocktail
The Toxic Blonde Blazer Fizz
This cocktail starts with pisco for a proudly Peruvian, slightly chaotic base, echoing their Lima life and drama like “mi ex crush subio una historia con una chica de mi colegio bro… how is lima THIS SMALLLL”. Passion fruit juice brings bright sweetness with a bite, matching their intense crushes and overthinking vibes from “creo q me estoy forzando a que me guste alguien genuinamente.. porque todos los crushes q he tenido han sido mas obsesiones momentáneas q enamoramiento”. A splash of blue curaçao gives it that anime/gamer fantasy neon, inspired by their love for characters like blonde blazer and Navia in “necesito hacer cosplay de navia como para ayer” and “blonde blazer llego a mi top 5 de personajes de juegos la amo im obsessed”. The Inca Kola reduction syrup is a sugary, nostalgic punch right out of “my incakola addiction isss getting worse”, coating everything with comfort even when they feel lonely like in “todos con familia y yo sin quien pasar año nuevo”. Finally, sparkling water lightens the mix and adds fizz, reflecting their hyper, meme-y, yurified timeline energy from “JUGAMOS DISPATCH AGAIN PERO AHORA CON PATTY Y MELI IM DO HAPPYY” and the unbothered lesbian chaos of “esa lesbiana que prefiere a blonde blazer antes que a invisigal somos pocas”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining traits are emotional loyalty and attachment to people, which are very Hufflepuff-coded. They call themselves a “#1 stan tóxica” in their bio and say about a friend, “amo escuchar y leer a mis amigos hablandome de cosas q les gustan o cosas q quieren hacer”, showing deep enjoyment of supporting others. They fantasize about helping a friend get good BTS tickets: “enily se merece tanto tanto tanto estar adelante para ver a bts si tuviera plata se lo pagaria”, and they’re openly soft about their sibling despite issues: “amo a mi hermano”. They also clearly crave stable, kind relationships, e.g. “quiero una novia cosplayer creo q es mi sueño desde 2020” and “lowkey quiero una novia, highkey tiene que ser exactamente como kyoko kirigiri o mejor nada”, which fits the Hufflepuff longing for a tight, safe circle. While they show flashes of Slytherin-ish self‑preservation and Gryffindor ranting (like calling out people or family), the core pattern is tenderness toward friends, hurt when that loyalty isn’t returned—“estaba cansada de siempre ser la que busca a UN amigo… le deje de escribir yo, y no me escribio mas”—and a desire for genuine connection, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
thank u, next - Ariana Grande
The best-fitting song is thank u, next by Ariana Grande, which mirrors their messy but self-aware relationship history and their fixation on crushes and love aesthetics. They openly obsess over people and crushes, like when they say “creo q me estoy forzando a que me guste alguien genuinamente.. porque todos los crushes q he tenido han sido mas obsesiones momentáneas q enamoramiento” and “El concepto de que toda mi vida haya estado soltera, no se me ha declarado alguna persona en la vida, and not been close to a relationship”. The song’s theme of growing through romantic frustration fits with their reflections on not feeling suited to relationships, like “siento q no serviria para una relacion principalmente porq demoro en responder y no tengo plata para gastar rn sooo… solo querria pareja x los aestetics”. It also matches their emotional rollercoaster with family and self-image, such as “el trauma q tengo con los hombres y el rechazo horribleee que me dan, todo es culpa de mi papá” and “cuando recuerdo las epocas donde tenia mi pelo negro era delgada y bonita.. oh mi amada ya no existes”, echoing the song’s mix of pain, reflection, and self-acceptance. Finally, their username and name, “ariana grande fuera del closet”, make an Ariana track especially apt, and thank u, next captures both their drama and their ongoing attempt to grow from it.
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