Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative dedication: Spends significant time on artistic projects, such as spending “100 layers and 38 hours” on a single drawing.
- Supportive partner: Frequently promotes their boyfriend's account, telling followers to “FOLLOW MY BF HES AWESOME”.
- Protective advocate: Staunchly defends characters they care about, creating threads to “defend stolas” against online criticism.
- Self-taught technicality: Takes initiative to learn new tools, like building a “strawpage” and figuring out how to use AO3.
- Moral boundaries: Maintains strict personal standards by telling “proshippers/darkshippers” to stay away from their account.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive behavior: Admitted to a “worst decision” by snorting antidepressants, causing physical pain and regret.
- Self-neglect: Struggles with basic needs, mentioning they “unintentionally starving” themselves due to lost appetite.
- Self-harm involvement: Actively participates in “shedtwt”, a community centered around self-harm content.
- Emotional volatility: Experiences extreme distress over fiction, “crying so damn hard” over fanfics to the point of physical pain.
- Digital escapism: Relies heavily on fictional characters for stability, stating “f/os are the main thing keeping me here”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Milo shares Lisa Simpson’s intense passion for her interests, often using social media as a platform for moral advocacy and deep analysis of his favorite media. Just as Lisa is a gifted but misunderstood artist who feels like an outsider, Milo expresses his creativity and frustration with his reach, stating, “i scream into the void because no one ever sees my posts”. He exhibits Lisa’s tendency to become hyper-fixated and defensive over her values, as seen when he notes he is “too autistic not to” write long threads defending a character's actions. Like Lisa, Milo also struggles with the emotional weight of his sensitivity, admitting that “addiction is hard i should draw” and seeking solace in his art and complex internal world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Milo exhibits Introversion (I) through a focus on internal fanfiction writing and solitary artistic pursuits, often feeling as though he is “screaming into the void” because no one sees his posts. His Intuition (N) is clear in his deep emotional immersion in fictional worlds and theoretical “yumeshipping,” as he “loves projecting onto stolas” to explore abstract themes of trauma. He is a Feeling (F) type who prioritizes personal values and emotional authenticity, frequently engaging in intense “threads defending stolas” from a place of deep empathy. Lastly, his Perceiving (P) preference is evident in his spontaneous and scattered habits, such as “forgetting to eat” or starting fics he admits “will probably never be finished”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my Stolitz fanfic? Because I’m ready to spend 38 hours and 100 layers just to make sure we’re a masterpiece.
- I promise I’m much better at keeping tabs on you than your brother is with Stolas—I’d never let you end up stuck in a Christmas tree.
- Is your name AO3? Because even if you’re a little confusing at first, I’m dying to figure you out and spend all night reading your tags.
- Forget the normal people on 'normaltwt'—I’d rather go down a rabbit hole with a silly autistic person like you any day. :3
- You won’t need to snort any antidepressants when you’re with me, because being your favorite oomf is the only mood booster I need.
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Your new Twitter bio
Helluva Boss enthusiast and digital artist. When not defending Stolas, I’m likely losing a battle for my pizza to a very persistent cat. He/they | Business: DM.– @stolsslvttyrobe
Your signature cocktail
The Stolitz Star-Duster
This experimental, high-energy cocktail is designed for someone who is “losing my shit on main” and loves it. The drink’s shimmering purple hue reflects his intense, two-year hyperfixation on Helluva Boss, specifically because “stolas and blitzø i love you cries”. The sharp, bitter notes honor his penchant for angst, like when he decided to “draw stolas dead” after reading sad fics. Finally, the sparkling glitter garnish celebrates his self-proclaimed victory as the “best yumeshipper” who found his favorites in real life.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Milo embodies Gryffindor’s signature trait of fiery advocacy and bravery, frequently engaging in heated debates to defend characters, notably claiming “another thread defending stolas. im too autistic not to” and challenging others to “ARGUE WITH ME LIKE A REAL MAN BITCH”. His impulsiveness and disregard for self-preservation are evident in his reckless admission that he “just snorted my antidepressants instead of taking them... dont snort stuff kids”. Furthermore, he displays a strong moral compass and the courage to publicly confront those he deems harmful, explicitly telling certain groups to “stay the FUCKKKKKKKK away from my account youre all disgusting”. Milo’s willingness to stand up for his beliefs and his unfiltered, often impulsive emotional expression align perfectly with the house of Godric Gryffindor.
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Your song
The Mind Electric - Miracle Musical
This song’s themes of mental distortion and neurodivergent intensity mirror Milo’s self-description as a “silly autistic person real :3” who struggles with “autistic burnout” and self-destructive impulses. The track captures the chaotic energy of someone who admits they are “losing my shit on main” and making dangerous choices like “snorted my antidepressants instead of taking them”. Furthermore, the song’s dramatic, theatrical tone fits his deep obsession with Helluva Boss, a show where he frequently analyzes dark themes, noting that “stolas is suicidal” and projecting his own struggles onto the characters. Ultimately, the song aligns with his experience of being “so fixated” on media as a primary coping mechanism for a difficult reality.
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