StoneConsumer_
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Your Simpsons character
The user's constant workplace complaints and slacking, such as "Back at work. Time to be on my phone!", echo Homer's notorious laziness and disdain for his job at the nuclear plant. Frequent profanity and angry outbursts like "I fucking hate you" and "Hit tweet? Buddy the only thing i hit is my wife" mirror Homer's vulgar rants and occasional domestic aggression. References to alcohol, e.g., "I'm on alcoholic affirmation reels now", and random, nonsensical observations such as "The endless cycle of vacuuming and dusting off..." fit Homer's love of drinking and his clueless, bumbling personality. The self‑deprecating remarks like "I'm such a worthless idiot" and "Stupid useless idiot contributing nothing to society" align with Homer's frequent self‑criticism and low self‑esteem. Overall, the blend of sloth, profanity, workplace misery, and goofy, impulsive behavior makes Homer Simpson the best match.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows a strong preference for Extraversion by constantly broadcasting personal moments and seeking feedback, as seen in tweets like 'I love putting art tips into my bookmarks and never using them' and 'Got a like from a bot its been a while'. Their focus on concrete, sensory details—talking about food ('two burger lunch one with two top buns and one with two bottom ones') and physical sensations ('Slammed my knee into the doorframe and comically groaned')—indicates a Sensing style. Frequent emotional outbursts and value‑driven language ('I hate microsoft', 'I’m such a worthless idiot') point to a Feeling decision‑making preference. The chaotic, spontaneous posting pattern and lack of clear planning ('I could be wasting time at home instead of wasting time at work', 'Back at work. Time to be on my phone!') reflect a Perceiving orientation. Together these traits align best with the ESFP personality type.

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AI tinkerer who turns coffee breaks into experiments—building a stuttering assistant, sharing oddball work moments, and hunting for four‑leaf clovers.– @StoneConsumer_

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures @StoneConsumer_'s chaotic, frustrated vibe with a strong bourbon base that mirrors their frequent angry outbursts like 'I fucking hate you and videogames' and 'I hate Microsoft'. The hot‑sauce syrup adds a bite of spice, echoing the irritation in 'I love putting art tips into my bookmarks and never using them'. Pickle brine references the random food posts such as 'I need to create a ham and cheese sandwich' and 'I keep accidentally biting my cheek in the exact same spot'. Cold brew coffee liqueur reflects the constant work grind and phone‑scrolling moments: 'Back at work. Time to be on my phone!'. Finally, a splash of soda gives a jittery fizz, like the AI assistant they’re building that 'just stutter[s] and just generally be bad at its job'.

Your Hogwarts House
The user displays a self‑serving, mischievous attitude typical of Slytherin, for example they say "Currently at work making an AI assistant. Im just making it stutter and just generally be bad at its job" and "Trolling my ophthalmologist by just keeping my eyes closed and guessing". Their frequent complaints and willingness to sabotage, such as "I hate microsoft" and "Hit tweet? Buddy the only thing i hit is my wife", show a lack of moral restraint and a desire to get ahead by any means. This aligns with Slytherin's values of cunning, ambition and a willingness to bend rules, making Slytherin the best fit.

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The user’s constant self‑deprecation and feeling of being a misfit – e.g., 'I’m such a worthless idiot' and 'Stupid useless idiot contributing nothing to society' – mirrors the chorus of Radiohead’s 'Creep' where the singer calls themselves a 'creep' and 'a weirdo'. Their repeated cries for help in the bio ('HELP MEEEEE…') echo the song’s desperate longing to be accepted and to escape alienation. The monotony and frustration expressed in work‑related tweets like 'This shit sucks' and 'Back at work. Time to be on my phone!' reflect the song’s theme of feeling out of place in a world that seems indifferent. Finally, lines such as 'I hate you and videogames' and 'I hate Microsoft' illustrate the bitterness and self‑directed anger that the song captures in its raw, anguished tone.

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