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Your Simpsons character
The user’s constant provocation, anti‑authority outbursts, and hyper‑aggressive jokes—like “If YouTube was a person I would fucking kill him” and “I am going to drone strike wordle headquarters”—mirror Bart’s rebellious streak. Their frequent profanity and sarcastic tone, such as “Why is this decade so fucking neurotic ,” echo Bart’s iconic “Eat my shorts” attitude. They also jump from one pop‑culture reference to another, praising obscure games (“Bubsy 3D sucks but it’s also an absolute one of a kind”) much like Bart’s love of cartoons and video games. The user’s willingness to push boundaries and question norms, even hinting at identity exploration (“I’m probably queer”), aligns with Bart’s non‑conformist, trouble‑making persona. Overall, the combination of vulgar humor, chaotic posting, and anti‑establishment sentiment best fits Bart Simpson.

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The user’s posts are mostly self‑directed monologues such as 'I’m back.' and 'I’ll be very sparse with this website from now on,' indicating introversion. They frequently discuss abstract trends and future‑oriented ideas, for example 'The technology already was, but Gen AI affecting pet videos now is the ultimate proof of societal decay,' which points to intuition. Their critiques rely on logical analysis and personal standards, as seen in 'Elon’s greed won’t stop me' and 'The value of art is that you take something strong or thought‑provoking away from it, even if you detest it,' suggesting thinking over feeling. Finally, their erratic posting schedule and statements like 'I’ll be sporadically post on BlueSky. Otherwise, I’m bugging off elsewhere' show a flexible, perceiving lifestyle.

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Alaskan gamer, art student, meme curator, AI skeptic. Once plotted a drone strike on Wordle HQ. Still decoding chaos one tweet at a time.– @StonkoRocko

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The smoky mezcal base captures Rocko’s rebellious, anti‑establishment streak, echoing the tweet "If YouTube was a person I would fucking kill him". Coffee liqueur adds a dark, bitter edge that mirrors their cynical view of the internet, as expressed in the tweet "The Internet wasn't this dystopian in its corporate algorithms and practices a decade ago". A dash of absinthe brings an unsettling, psychedelic note, reflecting the tweet "The technology already was, but Gen AI affecting pet videos now is the ultimate proof of societal decay". The hot sauce injects a sudden, fiery kick, reminiscent of the raw aggression in the tweet "I am going to drone strike wordle headquarters". Finally, the gummy bear garnish adds a playful, meme‑laden sweetness, nodding to their love for obscure game talk like the tweet "Bubsy 3D sucks but it's also an absolute one of a kind".

Your Hogwarts House
StonkoRocko's tweets reveal a relentless drive to challenge and dominate powerful entities, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition. They declare, "I am going to drone strike wordle headquarters" and "If YouTube was a person I would fucking kill him," showing a ruthless willingness to confront authority. Their frustration with corporate AI—"they just use an AI to say no to appeals"—and the defiant "Elon's greed won't stop me" underline a cunning desire to outmaneuver the system. Even when reflecting on art, they assert, "If you want to (desperately) please everyone, you will be forgotten and there will be no personality or soul," emphasizing a strategic focus on individuality over appeasement. This combination of bold, resourceful, and self‑serving attitudes aligns best with Slytherin.

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StonkoRocko's tweets repeatedly express violent frustration toward tech platforms, e.g., "If YouTube was a person I would fucking kill him" and "I am going to drone strike wordle headquarters," showing a raw, rebellious anger. They also criticize corporate control and algorithmic dystopia, as seen in "The Internet wasn't this dystopian in its corporate algorithms and practices a decade ago," which aligns with the song’s anti‑authority stance. The refrain "Killing in the name of!" and the line "Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me" capture the same defiant, confrontational tone that pervades their posts. Rage Against the Machine’s aggressive guitar riffs and shouted vocals mirror the chaotic energy of their meme‑filled, profanity‑laden timeline. Overall, the song’s theme of fighting oppressive systems and the unapologetic call to resist perfectly matches StonkoRocko’s persona.

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