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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson is the intelligent, critically‑thinking member of the family, which aligns with the user's frequent philosophical and cynical observations such as "Cynicism is what people use when they want to sound smart without thinking" and "If all you do is tear things down, don't confuse that with being smart." The user also admits to being a "pain in the ass friend who corrects people's grammar"—a classic Lisa trait of caring about proper language while being perceived as a know‑it‑all. Their emphasis on questioning authority – "Always question the authority" – mirrors Lisa’s habit of challenging the status quo in school and at home. Finally, the user’s bold ambition, expressed in "I'm not afraid to dream big," reflects Lisa’s relentless drive to achieve and improve the world despite occasional self‑doubt.

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The user greets followers and asks for opinions, e.g., "Good morning lads" and "I want to buy a mouse... suggestions", indicating extraversion. Their tweets are filled with abstract, future‑oriented reflections such as "We just don't have sight. Sight is for people who live in the present. WE HAVE VISION." and "Winter arrives with a mood and departs with memories", showing a dominant intuition. They frequently express personal feelings and empathy, for instance "I've experienced a lot of emotions till now but regret is by far the most complex one" and "True friendship is built on sending reels every single day", which points to feeling. Their posting style is spontaneous and flexible, admitting "I have two sides 1. Tweeting too much! 2. Not tweeting for weeks" and "I'm in my “f*ck it! who gives a shit!?” era", reflecting a perceiving preference.

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Tech nerd, philosophy junkie, meme curator. 🎙️ Exploring AI, life hacks, and why my mouse budget is ₹600. Overthinking since 1999.– @stornity

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Visionary Vortex captures the paradoxical spirit of Stornity, a mix that’s both bold and understated. The basil‑infused gin gives a fresh, "skillfully skillless." edge, while tamarind syrup adds the sour, Indian‑grown "Cynicism is what people use when they want to sound smart without thinking." vibe. A swirl of charcoal simple syrup darkens the drink, echoing "Crazy means that you have the ability to see things that other people can't." and the "I'm in my “f*ck it! who gives a shit!?” era" line. Fresh lime juice and a frothy egg‑white top represent the "We just don't have sight. Sight is for people who live in the present. WE HAVE VISION." mantra, and a silver leaf garnish nods to the "Modern day cars are shitter design+expensive pieces of metal." tweet. Together the layers swirl like a vortex, reflecting the user’s chaotic, introspective, and unapologetically honest personality.

Your Hogwarts House
Stornity's tweets repeatedly stress ambition, the need to outsmart others, and a belief that success requires a 'crazy' mindset, e.g., 'You have the ability to see things that other people can’t… if you are not Fucking crazy, you're never going to succeed at anything in life.' They also emphasize personal power and strategic thinking: 'Being so powerful that you can’t lose isn’t brave. Knowing failure is possible and still going ahead is brave.' Their disdain for authority and focus on self‑advancement, such as 'Always question the authority' and 'I want to be the child who yells… but I have become emotionally mature,' aligns with Slytherin’s values of ambition and cunning. While they occasionally show vulnerability, the dominant theme is a drive to achieve and manipulate outcomes, which is characteristic of Slytherin.

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The user repeatedly declares that being "crazy" is a super‑power, as in the lyric “Crazy, I’m crazy” from Gnarls Barkley’s hit, which celebrates feeling out of step with the world. Their defiant "I’m in my “f*ck it! who gives a shit!?” era" mirrors the song’s rebellious attitude toward norms. Their statement "Cynicism is what people use when they want to sound smart without thinking" fits the song’s introspective questioning of sanity. Finally, their claim "I’m not afraid to dream big" aligns with the song’s underlying drive to push beyond conventional limits despite being labeled crazy.

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