
Strengths and Weaknesses

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Berry resembles Lisa Simpson through her intense academic focus, participation in school choir, and a perfectionist streak that often leads to deep emotional distress. Much like Lisa’s internal pressure to succeed, Berry struggles with obsessive self-monitoring, expressing that she is “so fucking scared about tomorrow's intake” and frequently feeling “nauseous from anxiety” regarding her performance and body image. Her life revolves around school activities like “culinary class” and a “choir trip”, reflecting Lisa's over-achieving nature. Furthermore, she experiences the same existential sadness as Lisa, often feeling isolated and “crying i hate my body so much” when she fails to meet her own rigid standards.

Your MBTI personality Type
Berry explicitly identifies as an ISTP in her bio, and her tweets reflect the pragmatic, detail-oriented nature of the type. She demonstrates Introversion through her 'bed rotting' and preference for solitary activities like baking or “pacing for three hours” alone. Her Sensing trait is evident in her fixation on concrete data, such as counting “250 grams of fruit” or recording exact calorie counts. The Thinking dimension shows in her blunt, often detached way of describing self-harm or eating habits, such as when she “blocked [her boyfriend]” due to embarrassment rather than seeking emotional support. Finally, her Perceiving side is seen in her struggle with consistency and her spontaneous reactions to triggers, like when she “randomly cut one day” because of a frustrating chemistry class.

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16y ISTP | Future pastry chef in the making. 🍰 When I’m not perfecting my favorite coffee jelly recipe, I’m probably stressing over chemistry homework.– @strawblooming

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail captures Berry’s duality of a 'bomb ass' aesthetic mixed with intense academic and body stress. The caffeine base honors the night she “pulled an all nighter to pace for three hours”, while the apple notes nod to her frequent “350 cal turkey burger w lettuce wrap and a pink lady apple” meals. The spice reflects her obsession with autumn flavors, even when she warns others to “never ever start baking” because of the irresistible scraps. Finally, the bitter finish represents the constant struggle of a “feeling of insanity” when her mother hides the scale, creating a drink that is visually 'cozy' but emotionally complex.

Your Hogwarts House
Berry demonstrates a classic Slytherin focus on self-preservation and resourcefulness, particularly in how she navigates her home environment to maintain her restrictive habits. She is highly calculating about her goals, such as when she plans to be “skinny before my birthday if im consistent” and uses cunning to manage her mother's expectations, noting that it is “safe to do my weird shit again” since she hasn't been yelled at recently. Her ambition is centered on physical transformation and control, often resorting to clever social maneuvers like claiming her “mother agreed to let me make my own food instead of getting fast food 😈😈😈” to bypass obstacles. This drive to achieve a specific, self-defined status through meticulous planning and the manipulation of her surroundings aligns perfectly with the house of Slytherin.

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The song Prom Queen perfectly mirrors Berry’s deep-seated body dysmorphia and the relentless pressure she feels to achieve a specific aesthetic. The lyrics about comparing oneself to others and the desire to be 'paper thin' resonate with her tweet, “a girl skinner than me called me anorexic for wanting to walk back from college to get my steps in”, highlighting her constant internal competition and insecurity. Her preoccupation with specific milestones, such as being “skinny before my birthday” or her “choir trip,” reflects the song's themes of tying self-worth to physical appearance. Ultimately, the raw distress expressed in her post, “i can't stop crying i hate my body so much”, captures the same painful emotional vulnerability found in the track's chorus.

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