Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Frequently makes light, meme-y jokes, e.g. calling Overwatch ‘gaywatch’ in “Moira e Lúcio sao os miores suportes do gaywatch” and joking about Duolingo in “EU TE ODEIO, @duolingo PÁSSARO FILHA DA PUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”.
- Emotional openness: Expresses feelings directly, like missing a friend in “Sinto mais falta do Danilo do que de qualquer mulher que já passou pela minha” and affection in “Amo a minha mulher, amo a minha morcegona. Minha medusa caótica.”.
- Curious reader: Shows interest in literature, e.g. reading Philip K. Dick in “amanhã vou começar Ubik do K. Dick” and later reflecting on it in “Acabei de ler Ubik, primeira leitura que faço de algo do Philip K. Dick”.
- Self-awareness: Reflects on personal changes and desires, like being more into Japanese food in “tenho um fraco por comida japonesa agora me sinto cada dia mais tchola” and joking about libido in “Saudades da época q eu n tinha vontade de copular”.
- Passionate fan: Shows strong engagement with football and games, e.g. detailed Palmeiras commentary in “Palmeiras é o time mais filha da puta do Brasil” and excitement for Overwatch in “vou começar a jogar overwatch @rRobinato rumo a ranked!”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses aggressive profanity, like “Tomar no seu cu” and “VAI SE FODER MAUÁ”, which can come off as hostile.
- Sexual impulsiveness: Posts overtly sexual and explicit thoughts, e.g. “Alguma botafoguense triste buscando auxílio emocional? estoy com vontade de jogar dentro” and “Queria ter buceta pro Paulinho leitar dentro”.
- Self-deprecating: Makes dark or negative jokes about self and life, like “Se a Dona Morte fosse real, incel era imortal” and “Impidiria meus pais de se conhecerem”.
- Tilt-prone: Shows quick frustration with games and sports, e.g. uninstalling a game in “Ontem fiquei tão puto com efootball que desinstalei, tiltou o noob” and angry outbursts about Abel Ferreira in “Palmeirense que defende Abel Ferreira em 2025? Teve pai ausente!”.
- Regretful insecurity: Mentions missed opportunities and dissatisfaction with self, like lacking courage to ask for a number in “moça com cabelo de medusa ... eu n tive coragem de pedir o número” and wanting to change appearance in “Preciso cortar o cabelo”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The mix of chaotic humor, impulsiveness, and surprisingly tender moments lines up best with Homer Simpson. Like Homer ranting about sports and coaches, this user is intensely, comically emotional about football, e.g. “Palmeirense que defende Abel Ferreira em 2025? Teve pai ausente!” and “VAI SE FODER MAUÁ”. There’s also the same childish enthusiasm for games and goofy media, such as “Jogar de Lúcio no overwatch é bizarro de gostoso” and “Queria um hero shooter dos smurfs.”. Underneath the vulgar jokes and horny outbursts like “Queria ter buceta pro Paulinho leitar dentro”, there are genuine soft spots and affection, for example “Amo a minha mulher, amo a minha morcegona. Minha medusa caótica.”. That combination of loud, unserious exterior and real emotional attachment is very Homer: messy, over-the-top, but ultimately driven by strong feelings for people and passions.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E) because their timeline is highly interactive, full of reactions, flirtation, and public emotion rather than private rumination – e.g. openly shooting their shot with strangers and mutuals in tweets like “Alguma botafoguense triste buscando auxílio emocional? estoy com vontade de jogar dentro” and playful outbursts such as “EU TE ODEIO, @duolingo PÁSSARO FILHA DA PUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”. Their Intuition (N) shows in the way they spin experiences into ideas, jokes, and hypotheticals rather than sticking to plain facts, like the dramatic prediction in “Não ironicamente esse 8x0 será um marco na história do futebol brasileiro Tudo vai mudar a partir daqui. Não sei como e não sei por quem, mas uma mudança profunda vai acontecer” and the existential humor of their bio “Eu sou um morto entre os vivos…”. They favor Feeling (F) over impersonal logic: they write in an emotive, value-laden style about love and affection (“Amo a minha mulher, amo a minha morcegona. Minha medusa caótica.”) and about longing or regret (“moça com cabelo de medusa… que ficou trocando olhares comigo e eu n tive coragem de pedir o número, parabéns vc e mt linda”), and even their football takes are drenched in feeling, like “Palmeiras é o time mais filha da puta do Brasil”. Their style looks more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they embrace impulsive reactions and present-moment chaos rather than structured plans, as seen in spontaneous gaming tilts like “Ontem fiquei tão puto com efootball que desinstalei, tiltou o noob” and off-the-cuff lifestyle shifts such as “tenho um fraco por comida japonesa agora me sinto cada dia mais tchola”. Their playful imagination (hero shooters with Smurfs, Lúcio in Overwatch, Ubik and Conan reading) and emotionally expressive, chaotic timeline fit best with an ENFP: energetic, idea-driven, emotionally open, and strongly improvisational rather than methodical.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here wanting a hero shooter about Smurfs and smurfing in games… how about we duo‑queue life on a smurf account and pretend this is our second chance run?
- You said real dopamine is being a train — lucky for you I’m ready to be the hopeless passenger that never wants to get off your line 3 sentido Itaquera.
- You’re reading Conan, Ubik, and still screaming about Palmeiras on the timeline… can I be the one quiet place in your life where the only tilt is how hard I’m falling for you?
- You love Lúcio and Moira on ‘gaywatch’ and MAN you love ‘homem forte de tanguinha’ — I may not have a hammer like He‑Man, but I can definitely tank your bad days and pocket‑heal your heart.
- You once tweeted about the girl with Medusa hair on the metro and how you didn’t ask her number… consider this my redemption arc: I’m not her, but I’m here, I’m interested, and I’m absolutely asking for your @ and your time.
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Your new Twitter bio
Palmeiras sufferer, Overwatch support enjoyer & sci‑fi reader. Once too scared of the Gummy Bear song, now scared of eFootball matchmaking.– @straxoicida
Your signature cocktail
Smurfed Palmeiras Resurrection
This drink mixes umeshu for their growing love of Japanese food and soft, slightly romantic side reflected in “quero um estoque de comida japonesa na minha casa” and “meu amigo @joaogrilosep esta certo, a meta é viver um romance lésbico estou em prantos”. The cachaça with green tea nods both to Brazil and the eternal Palmeiras suffering and hope in “Por favor, Palmeiras, salva meu ano” and “Pior que o vice do Palmeiras foi tão vergonhoso...”, giving it a slightly bitter backbone. Blue curaçao colors it like their beloved Smurfs obsession from “Acho que vou smurfar o filme dos Smurfs no smurfnema” and the ‘smurfing’ vibe in the bio. The yuzu or lemon soda adds noisy, chaotic fizz to match lines like “MAN, I LOVE HOMEM FORTE DE TANGUINHA” and the constant meme energy. Finally, a pinch of sea salt represents the existential melancholy and self-deprecating humor behind “Eu sou um morto entre os vivos, senhor Aronnax.” hora de smurfar and the horny, dramatic despair of “Saudades da época q eu n tinha vontade de copular”, turning the whole mix into a sweet-salty, emotional rollercoaster.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline is loud, impulsive, and emotionally driven in a way that strongly aligns with Gryffindor. They routinely express intense passion in football, oscillating between devotion and explosive anger, as in the outbursts “VAI SE FODER MAUÁ” and “Palmeirense que defende Abel Ferreira em 2025? Teve pai ausente!”, which show a hot-blooded, confrontational style typical of Gryffindors. They also display a kind of romantic, dramatic heroism in love and relationships, calling for emotional connection or sacrifice with lines like “Alguma botafoguense triste buscando auxílio emocional? estoy com vontade de jogar dentro” and the almost chivalric praise of their partner in “Amo a minha mulher, amo a minha morcegona. Minha medusa caótica.”. Their self-image is also aspirational and heroic, as seen in “visualizando o homem que quero me tornar.” and the joking embrace of larger-than-life masculinity in “MAN, I LOVE HOMEM FORTE DE TANGUINHA PELOS PODERES DE GRAYSKULL”. While they show curiosity through reading Ubik and Conan and some tenderness in tweets like “Que fofo ❤️”, the dominant pattern is boldness, intensity, and a readiness to "charge in" emotionally—hallmarks of Gryffindor rather than the quieter patience of Hufflepuff, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the calculating ambition of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
The mix of irony, self‑deprecation, and chaotic humor in their timeline fits the rebellious, disaffected tone of Smells Like Teen Spirit. Their bio line “Eu sou um morto entre os vivos, senhor Aronnax. hora de smurfar” suggests a kind of playful nihilism that echoes the song’s anti‑establishment, bored-of-everything energy. They swing from horny shitposts like “Queria ter buceta pro Paulinho leitar dentro” and “Alguma botafoguense triste buscando auxílio emocional? estoy com vontade de jogar dentro” to abrupt anger like “VAI SE FODER MAUÁ” and “Tomar no seu cu”. That volatile emotional swing matches the song’s quiet–loud–quiet dynamics. At the same time, their gaming and nerd culture side in posts like “vou começar a jogar overwatch @rRobinato rumo a ranked!” and “Queria um hero shooter dos smurfs.” fits the archetype of a slightly alienated, ironic young adult that the song has long come to represent.
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