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Your Simpsons character
Firstborn’s sarcastic humor and rebellious streak mirror Bart Simpson. His tweet 'Don’t you love it when old heads tell you shit like “you haven’t seen life”' reflects Bart’s cheeky defiance. His gym injuries and crypto frustrations, like 'Injured myself in the gym today cause of my shitty left hand grip,' align with Bart’s impulsive nature. Both are mischievous, independent, and prone to chaotic adventures.

Your MBTI personality Type
Firstborn’s introspection and curiosity fit the INTP type. His tweet 'crazy how I started learning things and becoming curious again when I stopped trading' shows a love for knowledge. His critical thinking, as seen in 'America is such a stupid place to be in,' aligns with the INTP’s analytical nature. His struggles with focus and execution, like 'Why do I keep agreeing to do shit when I know damn well that I can’t,' reflect the type’s tendency to overthink.

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Crypto enthusiast, gym rat, and anime binge-watcher | Navigating the trenches of trading and life at 22 | Braces aficionado (aka sperm jail survivor) | Married to the best green flag | Opinions are spicy, handle with care.– @Stressin1

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The 'Crypto Crunch' reflects Firstborn’s intense and ambitious personality. Dark rum symbolizes the ups and downs of trading, as seen in 'my entry was so bad that despite the dump today, I'm still underwater.' Espresso adds energy for his gym routines, like 'wanted to skip the gym today cause of my hand.' Mint leaves bring freshness, echoing his curiosity in 'crazy how I started learning things.' It’s a bold drink for a bold character.

Your Hogwarts House
Firstborn fits Slytherin due to his ambition and resourcefulness, evident in his crypto trading and gym routines. His cunning, seen in 'Lmfao, I almost got robbed by 2 bum ass niggas IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!!,' aligns with the house’s traits. His critical outlook, like 'Unpopular take cause you guys like to suck them off,' shows a sharp, strategic mind. While he values loyalty, as shown in his love for his wife, his competitive edge and desire for success dominate his personality.

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Firstborn’s tweet 'worst part about having really high highs is that the lows are really low' resonates with the song’s theme of seizing opportunities despite challenges. His gym dedication and trading efforts, like 'wanted to skip the gym today cause of my hand but its not hurting anymore,' reflect the song’s drive and resilience. The emotional highs and lows of his life align with the intensity of Eminem’s lyrics.

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