Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate friend: Frequently expresses love and appreciation for friends and oomfs, like “Normalize kissing your oomfs platonically im just so full of love” and “FOLLOW OOMF NOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW MY ARCH NEMESIS FOLLOW OR I'LL GET @PENISBALLS ON YOUR ASSES FOLLOW MYBEST FRIEND”.
- Protective advocate: Speaks up strongly for others and against unfair behavior, like defending Kat in “kat has been like this for as long as I've known him so anon get your fucking shit straight before you accuse him of copying someone” and calling out pronoun expectations in “I hate people who say pronouns = look like the gender so much.”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares struggles and asks for comfort, like “i just had the worst day at school… can you guys give me some comforts?” and mentions bodily problems and feeling shitty instead of hiding it.
- Creative nerd: Shows strong creative and fandom engagement, making art and stories like “Wallpaper i made for jamie hi jamboy ilysm”, “For those of you who have my number im turning you all into new characters”, and geeking out over TWEWY locations and concepts in multiple tweets such as “The concept of shiki and neku finishing their first missions here”.
- Clear boundary-setter: Firmly asserts age and boundaries with adults and uncomfortable interactions, like “I'M A FUCKING MINOR!!! LETS NOT FORGET THIS!! … I'M NOT EVEN CLOSE TO 16 YEARS YET!!!!! FUCKING WEIRDO!!!” and calling out DMs in “Why is sdle making out jn my dms uhm this is problematic because im literally their kidd...”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive posting: Tweets in the heat of the moment with strong language like “I can never catch a fucking break can i” and “I FUCKING GUESS ACTUALLY”, which can escalate drama.
- Conflict reactivity: Engages directly and harshly in conflicts, such as “This is exactly why i unfollowed you in the first place” and cursing out an anon in “Hoe, no the fuck he does not syfm you weirdo??”.
- Overexposure online: Shares a lot of personal emotional and interpersonal details publicly, like discussing situationship stress in “Calling off situationship on Saturday wish me luck” and being grounded in “Grounded until idk how longokay?”.
- Self-strain humor: Uses jokes that involve self-harm or extreme distress language, like “Kat is taking respiratory exercises again because of KH + twewy” and “HES TALING BREATHS IN AND OUT IM LOWKEY KMSCRAED”, which can normalize unhealthy coping.
- Drama proximity: Even when trying to avoid it, is often close to community drama, like “Imnjust gonna say it now this is the most ass video ever made about twitter subcultures… Shedtwt doesnt even come CLOSE to worse spaces” and “Ignoring all crktwt drama rn idgaf anymore unless it includes my friends”, showing it still affects them.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: loud, chaotic, and ultimately soft-hearted. Like Bart, they’re constantly clowning around with friends and siblings, e.g. the running chaos with Kat in tweets like “Singing the American anthem in Kat's ear until he hits me” and “MY BROTHER WONT STOP FUCKING SCREAMING”. They also lean into mischief and over-the-top reactions, such as “I HATE gаy people like you.” (clearly joking with a friend) and “KAT'S GONNA FUCKIN STRANGLE ME”, which mirrors Bart’s dramatic, prank-heavy energy. At the same time, there’s a sincere, affectionate side under the chaos: they ask for comfort when they’re struggling in “can you guys give me some comforts?” and gush about loving their oomfs in “Normalize kissing your oomfs platonically im just so full of love”. Overall, their blend of troublemaking humor, minor/teen identity, and genuine care for friends makes Bart Simpson the best fit.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as highly outwardly expressive, energized by interaction, and constantly engaging friends and followers, which fits Extroversion: they narrate chaotic social antics with Kat and others, like “Singing the American anthem in Kat's ear until he hits me” and “Normalize kissing your oomfs platonically im just so full of love”. Their thinking is imaginative and concept‑driven rather than concrete, repeatedly fixating on ideas and scenarios ("the concept of" TWEWY locations, deaths, and meetings) such as “The concept of joshua meeting neku here every morning”, showing strong Intuition. They make judgments based on values and emotional impact far more than detached logic, defending friends and marginalized groups and using intense emotional language, like “Im just gonna say something kat has been like this for as long as I've known him so anon get your fucking shit straight…” and “I hate people who say pronouns = look like the gender so much”, indicating a clear Feeling preference. Their timeline is impulsive, playful, and unstructured—posting in bursts, changing topics quickly (CRtwt drama, fandom takes, personal venting), and embracing chaos rather than rigid plans, e.g. “Just postin shit atp” and “Dry so dry… someone send something I feel like a fish outta water”, which are very Perceiving. Taken together—social, excitable, imaginative, emotionally driven, and spontaneous—they best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we ever go to Shibuya, I promise I’m not there for the spot where Neku got shot—I’m there to see the exact place where I realized I had a massive crush on the guy screaming about it on main.
- You’re over there shaking like a chihuahua over TWEWY and Zack Fair, and I’m over here like your tl during the Star-Spangled-Banner-in-Kat’s-ear arc—loud, annoying, and dangerously close to falling in love with you.
- You said two kisses on the cheek and a bedtime story is all you need—lucky you, I’ve got lips, a voice, and a worrying amount of fanfic-level narration ready to be deployed specifically for you.
- You keep yelling ‘I’M A MINOR!!!’ on the tl, don’t worry—I’m just here to be the certified safe, age-appropriate oomf who hypes your art, listens to your TWEWY rants, and gives you the platonic forehead smooch you keep offering everyone else.
- You talk about ‘open your ears and close your noses, TWEWY is driving me insane’ but honestly, it’s you driving me insane—I’m one Strawpage refresh away from adding ‘fictionkin for the guy who fell for Jake yelling about joshneku yaoi’ to my bio.
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Your new Twitter bio
Jake | he/any | minor. Artist, TWEWY enjoyer, chronic capslock user. Once lost my voice from screaming about fictional boys. Be kind or be quiet.– @Strider_Struck
Your signature cocktail
The Shibuya Noise Fizz (Minor’s Mocktail Edition)
The Electric blue raspberry soda is all hyper, chaotic timeline energy, fizzing like them live‑tweeting Kat’s screaming fits and chaos, e.g. “MY BROTHER WONT STOP FUCKING SCREAMING” and “THE CONCEPT OF SHAKING LIKE A CHIHUAHUA BECAUSE OF TWEWY”. Sharp, citrusy yuzu lemonade stands in for their loud opinions and hot takes, from calling out bad videos about Twitter subcultures in “this is the most ass video ever made about twitter subcultures” to defending boundaries in “I'M A FUCKING MINOR!!! LETS NOT FORGET THIS!!”. The popping candy rim crackles like their caps‑lock geeking over TWEWY, especially the obsessive location lore in “The confept of twewy locations being real places in japan so now you have to go to japan with your sibling so uou can see the place where Neku Sakuraba got fucking shot”. Soft cloudy lychee jelly cubes represent their vulnerable, affectionate side—asking for comfort in “can you guys give me some comforts? I could really just use them right about now” and saying “Ijusy want to make people smile”. Finally, the single maraschino cherry dropped in last is the dramatic, gay yearning flair—those flustered tomatoes in “I want himOW🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅STOP I DIDNT 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅WHAT THE FUCK GU🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅YSOHBMY GOF STO🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅” and the over-the-top Zack Fair crush in “Zack fair is hot and i want him baOkay im sory im sorry OW ow ow please not the tomatoes”. This stays a mocktail—bright, weird, and intense—but firmly nonalcoholic, because their bio and tweets repeat they’re a minor and set that boundary loud and clear in “MINOR MINOR MINOR... I AM UNDERAGEEE”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center relationships, comfort, and emotional support, which are classic Hufflepuff traits. When they’ve had a terrible day, they directly and vulnerably ask their mutuals for comfort and connection: “if its not too much to ask can you guys give me some comforts? I could really just use them right about now”, showing trust in their community rather than withdrawing. They constantly hype up and promote friends, calling them “beautiful and lovely precious gems” and telling others to follow them: “@/Solar_eh and @/clammy_hands56, my beautiful and lovely precious gems after kat, whimsy, jamie, and everyone else. Give them a big kiss for me okay? Follow them” and “FOLLOW OOMF NOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW… FOLLOW MYBEST FRIEND”. They also explicitly say they “just want to make people smile” in “Ijusy want to make people smile”, which is very aligned with Hufflepuff’s kindness and caretaking nature. Even their boundaries come from a protective, fairness-centered place, like criticizing people who post about someone who blocked them or post untagged triggering content: “Hot take but posting about someone who blocked you that has ibf in their bio is wrong” and “the only parts abt shtwt i dont like is when they post their cuts with no warning”. While they are passionate and occasionally loud, the throughline is loyalty to friends, desire to comfort others, and a strong sense of basic decency—an overall Hufflepuff profile.
Your movie
Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A well‑known emo anthem like Welcome to the Black Parade fits them because it balances melodrama, sincerity, and found-family vibes, which matches how they talk about friends and oomfs with over-the-top affection, like “Normalize kissing your oomfs platonically im just so full of love”. The song’s themes of struggling, not fitting in, and still wanting to make others feel something line up with tweets such as “Ijusy want to make people smile” and “Hi im sorry i just had the worst day at school... can you guys give me some comforts?”. Their chaotic, dramatic way of expressing themselves (“TWEWY IS DRIVING ME INSANE” and “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”) fits the song’s big emotional crescendos. They’re also clearly online-emo/scene adjacent and fandom-obsessed, constantly geeking out about TWEWY and characters like Zack Fair (“Zack fair is hot and i want him baOkay im sory im sorry”), which fits right in with the kind of person who’d have MCR as a core soundtrack. The song’s mixture of resilience and self-deprecating humor mirrors their ability to joke through frustration, like “I can never catch a fucking break can i” while still being warm and supportive to friends.
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