
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Bart Simpson: provocative, attention-seeking, rebellious, and constantly pushing boundaries. Their online persona centers on taboo humor, sexuality, and shock value, much like Bart’s tendency to test limits and get a rise out of people, for example offering sexual content framed as a joke in “5 bucks to see me jerk off in dave cosplay. its free if ur older than me” and calling themselves “a 3 in 1 package” in “someone should kidnap me. im like a 3 in 1 package cus you can use me as an ashtray, a urinal, and a fleshlight.”. Like Bart, they combine real vulnerability with deflection and dark humor; their self-harm and emotional distress show through in posts like “its 2 am i feel like crap and i cant cut myself or jerk off am i in hell” and “not to toot my own horn but my arm looks so good with cuts all over it.”. Their antagonistic, boundary-pushing engagement with adults—seen in “whats with these men twice my age in my dms being extremely desperate.” and their gleeful embrace of taboo ships and kinks like “ive been really into alphacest recently…”—mirrors Bart’s tendency to provoke authority figures and social norms. Even their proud self-styling as a chaotic, horny, joke-forward persona in “i try to be cool and stuff on here but in reality im a puppyboy and whenever someone replies to one of my posts i start wagging my tail excitedly.” is very in line with Bart’s mix of bravado and secretly needy attention-seeking.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E) because they actively seek interaction and attention from others, openly offering sexual content and asking for engagement, e.g. “5 bucks to see me jerk off in dave cosplay. its free if ur older than me” and “thanks dude. you should definitely oomf me up if youre able to hahah. and also i honestly love when people tell me im relatable cus it makes me feel less bad about me whoring out on here 😭.”. They favor Intuition (N) over Sensing: their focus is on fantasies, kinks, identity, and imagined scenarios rather than concrete, practical life details, for instance “is it bad that im sort of really into the concept of forced agere or like being taken avantage of while being regressed. i know a lot of people have strong opinions about stuff like that as a kink” and “i feel like i have so much potential and all of it would be unlocked if i could just lose my virginity.”. Their tone points to Feeling (F): they’re driven by emotional needs for validation and affection, and describe their states in emotive terms like “telling someone im overthinking and need reassurance is like stripping down butt naked in public right in front of the person im freaking out over” and “heheh... i love u guys i feel bad for not posting the older one sooner but i kinda forgot wheoops”. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they are impulsive, chaotic, and not concerned with structure or plans, evident in tweets like “its 2 am i feel like crap and i cant cut myself or jerk off am i in hell” and the general stream-of-consciousness kink posting and self-disclosure rather than organized, goal-oriented content. Collectively, this mix of externalized emotional expression, fantasy-heavy focus, and spontaneous behavior fits ENFP best.

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Your new Twitter bio
Davey, 17 • Homestuck enjoyer & Strider analyst. Once had my account nuked mid-rant about ship charts. Here for media, discourse, and oversharing—mostly tame.– @striderbulge

Your signature cocktail
Overproof cinnamon whiskey captures their intense, chaotic horniness and fixation on rough scenarios, like needing “someone to call me a good boy and praise and be all sweet just to turn around ruin me” “i need someone to call me a good boy and praise and be all sweet just to turn around ruin me” and posting about being “so fucking horny right now” “im so fucking horny right now hollly crap.”. Cherry liqueur brings a bright, sweet, almost cutesy note that matches their puppy/age-regression softness and eagerness to please, like when they say “i try to be cool and stuff on here but in reality im a puppyboy and whenever someone replies to one of my posts i start wagging my tail excitedly. woof.” “i try to be cool and stuff on here but in reality im a puppyboy and whenever someone replies to one of my posts i start wagging my tail excitedly. woof.”. Cold brew coffee concentrate gives a dark, broody undercurrent for their late-night self-harm urges and feeling like crap, as in “its 2 am i feel like crap and i cant cut myself or jerk off am i in hell” “its 2 am i feel like crap and i cant cut myself or jerk off am i in hell” and admiring the cuts on their arm “not to toot my own horn but my arm looks so good with cuts all over it.”. Lemon juice with a dash of saline makes it a sharp, bracing sour that mirrors their blunt oversharing and self-deprecating humor about being used as “an ashtray, a urinal, and a fleshlight” “someone should kidnap me. im like a 3 in 1 package cus you can use me as an ashtray, a urinal, and a fleshlight.”. The cola foam or splash on top nods to their Homestuck/Dave cosplay and edgy teen vibe, like when they promote themselves as a “brodave enthusiast” and darkshipper “#promotwt #moothunt ... brodave enthusiast” and insist they’re really Dave “hey im fr dave right guys”, making the drink feel like a messy, fizzy shrine to their hypersexual, fandom-soaked persona.

Your Hogwarts House
Their bio openly identifies as a “darkshipper” and they lean into an edgier, taboo persona, which aligns with Slytherin’s comfort with social transgression and defiance of norms, as seen in “#promotwt #moothunt ... darkshipper ... brodave enthusiast ... no dni. i block freely”. They show a calculated willingness to use their own image and sexuality to get what they want, especially from older people, as in “5 bucks to see me jerk off in dave cosplay. its free if ur older than me”, which suggests opportunism and transactional thinking. Their attitude toward boundaries and risk also shows a kind of self-destructive boldness framed as strategy; they explicitly ask whether it’s bad to post suggestive content as a minor while still doing it in “is it bad for me as a 17 year old boy to post suggestive (not completely sexual) content of myself. 🤔”. They treat social conflict and moral panic almost like a game, mocking their own suspension and rebranding as an opportunity in “my corny ass was panicking and all upset about my twitter account being banned. i lowkey need to go outside” and “at least now i have a better username. its the little wins”, which shows resilience and adaptive self-reinvention. Overall, while there are hints of loyalty and vulnerability, their core online persona emphasizes provocative ambition, norm-breaking, and self-serving resourcefulness, all of which are quintessentially Slytherin traits.

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Your song
A well‑known song that fits them best is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures the mix of hypersexual bravado, self‑destruction, and teenage loneliness they express. They oscillate between wanting to be desired and used – for example, fantasizing about being treated as an object in posts like “someone should kidnap me. im like a 3 in 1 package cus you can use me as an ashtray, a urinal, and a fleshlight.” and “having an older guy put his cigarette out on me would cure me i think.” – which mirrors the song’s fixation on dirty, harmful fantasies as a way to feel something. Their repeated wishes to lose their virginity and be taken advantage of, like “god i need to lose my virginity so bad.” and “i need to get high with someone but instead of making sure i dont freak out they take advantage of me”, reflect the song’s themes of craving experiences just to feel less empty. At the same time, their self‑harm and depression posts – “its 2 am i feel like crap and i cant cut myself or jerk off am i in hell” and “not to toot my own horn but my arm looks so good with cuts all over it.” – echo the song’s core of numbness, self‑destruction, and disillusionment with youth. Overall, Teen Idle’s blend of theatrical, messed‑up teenage desire and darker introspection fits their horny, self‑deprecating, and hurt persona almost perfectly.

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