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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, this user is a highly sensitive 13-year-old who feels like an outcast and often uses humor to mask deep-seated anxieties. They share a specific preoccupation with body image and health metrics, notably seen in their bio listing a “gw: 45 kg”, which mirrors Lisa’s own struggles with self-esteem and perfectionism. Despite their personal battles, they maintain a moral compass, declaring that “you genuinely have to be the devil to be anti recovery”, reflecting Lisa's role as the conscience of her community. Their social insecurity is evident when they ask if others “see me as a creepy little kid liking your posts”, capturing the same intellectual and social isolation Lisa frequently experiences among her peers.

Your MBTI personality Type
Matthew exhibits Introversion (I) through his self-deprecating concerns about being a “creepy little kid” and his focus on niche, online subcultures rather than outward social events. His Intuition (N) is seen in his heavy involvement with Hetalia fandom headcanons and his tendency to project his identity onto fictional entities like “Aerican Empire,” viewing them as symbols rather than literal figures. He leads with Feeling (F), as his posts are deeply emotional and value-based, such as stating one must “be the devil to be anti recovery” and seeking validation for his art. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait is evident in his disorganized, stream-of-consciousness posting style and his reactive responses to his account being “locked AGAIN,” suggesting a spontaneous and somewhat chaotic online presence.

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Passionate digital artist and history buff with a focus on Canadian narratives. Exploring the intersection of design and personal health through creative outreach.– @strvingmattie

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This cocktail is light yet sharp, mirroring a user who identifies with “canada being pissed on as a threat”. The sugar-free red velvet base represents their search for a “calorie estimate for those. red velvet brownies”, while the bubbly soda captures the chaotic energy of crying out “THE TOWERS HAVE FALLEN !!!!!!!” when their communities vanish. Despite the bitter undertones of their 'shtwt' and 'shedtwt' hashtags, the drink is served with a playful, ironic garnish for someone who asks “do you guys see me as a creepy little kid” while navigating the highs and lows of Hetalia fandom.

Your Hogwarts House
Matthew exhibits a strong focus on self-preservation and resourcefulness, particularly within niche internet subcultures where he prioritizes his own social standing and safety, evidenced by his statement “i block freely” and his fear of being doxed by specific users: “if you have 𓏵 in your name im terrified of you pls don't dox my family”. His ambition is reflected in his highly specific physical goals and his desire to curate a perfect online persona, even lamenting when his chosen character lacks the aesthetic resources to represent him: “i want to change into aerican empire (hetalia)... but. there isn't enough official or fan art of him 💔”. Furthermore, he demonstrates the Slytherin trait of being socially calculative, checking how his peers perceive his status by asking, “oomfs do you like me or do you guys see me as a creepy little kid”. This combination of self-focused goals, selective loyalty, and image-consciousness aligns him most closely with the house of ambition.

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The song Prom Queen perfectly mirrors the user's focus on body image and self-perception within the 'shedtwt' and 'edtwt' communities. Matthew’s bio highlights a specific preoccupation with weight, listing “175 cm, gw: 45 kg”, while his tweets show he is constantly seeking external validation, asking “oomfs do you like me or do you guys see me as a creepy little kid”. The lyrics about wanting a different body resonate with his desire to change his identity, as seen when he mentions wanting to be the Aerican Empire character because “he's literally me”. Ultimately, the song’s themes of insecurity and the pressure to look a certain way align with his habit of asking for “a calorie estimate” for snacks and his self-described status as a 13-year-old navigating these intense online spaces.

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