Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares joy, frustration, love and fear, e.g. love for her girlfriend in “eu amo a minha namorada” and anxiety in “quando voce ta naquela fase que só quer ser engolida por um buraco negro”.
- Loyal friend: Frequently mentions and appreciates friends/partner, like Erica and Eri, in “é tão bom fofocar com a erica” and “que saudades da eri, nem parece que a gente passou o dia juntas ontem 💔”.
- Self‑aware: Recognizes her own limitations and mental state, e.g. “eu tenho a memória de um peixe dourado e isso me assusta muito” and academic insecurity in “eu sinto que todo mundo do meu curso sabe muito mais de meio ambiente”.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and vivid images to turn discomfort into jokes, like the bus/underwear tweet “quando vc ta no ônibus e precisa tirar a calcinha que entrou na bunda…” and exaggeration about poli in “não existe felicidade na poli, só depressão, trevas e almas penadas”.
- Passionate fan: Shows strong, consistent dedication to artists and fandoms, e.g. pausing class for Louis in “calma aí professor ja volto pra aula, o louis tá lançando lemonade” and calling fitf her “child” in “fitf é o meu filho, não vou largar nunca”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Resorts to extreme insults when angry, e.g. “nossa sua arrombada do carslho se mata sua pau no cu” and “sua vaca desgraçada filha da puta, vai ser cruel assim com a cachorra da sua mãe”.
- Academic overwhelm: Frequently expresses being crushed by studies, like “não passo um dia sem querer chorar por causa de física II e algelin II” and burnout fear in “eu real to com medo de ter um burnout com 19 anos”.
- Self‑deprecating: Talks about herself in very negative terms, e.g. “eu devo ser doente, não é possível” and “vou me matar” in “muitas crises existenciais por fazer a porra do curso… vou me matar”.
- Catastrophic thinking: Tends to frame bad days as extreme disasters, like “poucos dias da minha vida vão ser tão ruins quanto hoje” and “não existe felicidade na poli, só depressão, trevas e almas penadas”.
- Conflict‑driven venting: Often processes anger publicly, escalating conflicts instead of de‑escalating, e.g. talking about professors as “extremamente burro e desorganizado” in “pelo amor de deus meu professor de física II é extremamente burro e desorganizado” and threatening in “eu vou cagar na caixa d'água da casa do pastel do carrão”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: smart, overthinking, politically and socially aware, often anxious, but deeply affectionate. Like Lisa, they feel crushed by academic pressure and impostor syndrome, as in “não existe felicidade na poli, só depressão, trevas e almas penadas que desistiram de viver” and “eu sinto que todo mundo do meu curso sabe muito mais de meio ambiente e tem mais repertório que eu e isso é uma merda”. They show strong critical thinking and moral opinions, calling out bigotry or nonsense just like Lisa would, for example “acusada é foda, ela é transfóbica AUTODECLARADA” and “= pare de ter pensamentos críticos e vire um jumento raso”. At the same time, they are intensely emotional and idealistic about music and idols, as seen in “um dos maiores prazeres da vida é ver o seu ídolo lançando música”, which echoes Lisa’s passionate fandoms and artistic side. Their tenderness toward their girlfriend in posts like “eu amo a minha namorada” and “foi tão bom ouvir dark to light pela primeira vez enquanto eu beijava a minha namorada” mirrors Lisa’s big, earnest heart, even while they vent frustration with dark humor and sarcasm.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they often describe feeling overwhelmed and wanting to disappear, e.g. saying they are in a phase where they “just want to be swallowed by a black hole”, and they romanticize quieter experiences like missing time in bookstores and used bookshops in “missing going to a bookstore or a sebo and staying there for hours”. Their focus on feelings, meaning, and future possibilities over concrete facts suggests Intuition: they speak in metaphors and big-picture laments like “I really am afraid of having a burnout at 19” and existential crises about doing the course they chose in the dream college in “I have many existential crises for doing the fucking course I chose at the college I always dreamed of studying”, rather than detailing step-by-step plans. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: relationships, empathy and emotional reactions dominate, whether it’s intense love for their girlfriend in “I love my girlfriend”, emotional memories like “it was so good hearing ‘dark to light’ for the first time while I was kissing my girlfriend”, or anger at perceived injustice such as calling out cruelty in “you miserable cow, go be cruel like that to your mother’s dog”. Their frequent complaints about disorganization, academic chaos and lack of control (e.g. “I don’t go a day without wanting to cry because of Physics II and Linear Algebra II” and “I want peace”) combined with impulsive, in-the-moment outbursts like wanting to “shit in the water tank of the pastel place” point more to Perceiving than structured Judging. Overall they read as an emotionally intense, idealistic, self-reflective person who oscillates between romanticizing life and feeling crushed by it, which aligns well with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If algebra linear and física II are making you want to be ‘engolida por um buraco negro’, I volunteer as the cute little gravitational field that pulls you out for coffee instead.
- You said there’s no happiness at Poli, only ‘depressão, trevas e almas penadas’—so how about we run an experiment and see if a date with me can break your current environmental conditions?
- You listened to ‘Dark to Light’ while kissing your girlfriend… if we ever kiss, I promise to curate a playlist so good that even Harry Styles couldn’t give you panic about it.
- Since you’d pay 5 reais NOT to drink Norris, I propose an exchange: I save you from bad drinks, you tell me everything about Louis, Lemonade, HDIGH and why ‘fitf é seu filho’ while we walk around a bookstore or sebo for hours.
- You clean Erica’s glasses as your love language; I don’t wear glasses, but you can still take care of me—start by explaining imposto de renda and algebra linear while I stare at you like ‘eu sem entender porra nenhuma’ and fall in love a little more each time.
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USP engineering student surviving algebra, F1 drama & Harry Styles announcements. Once watched an MRI and thought it was playing Linkin Park.– @strwbrrygelatto
Your signature cocktail
Dark to Light Strawberry Burnout Spritz
This cocktail starts with strawberry-infused gin for Bibs’ soft, playful core and online persona, nodding to both the username and the way she still feels like a kid inside: “cause inside we're still the kids of the friday night”. A hit of cold brew coffee concentrate brings the exhausted Poli-student energy and looming burnout, inspired by tweets like “não existe felicidade na poli, só depressão, trevas e almas penadas que desistiram de viver” and “eu real to com medo de ter um burnout com 19 anos”. The fizzy pink grapefruit soda keeps it bright, queer, and a little acidic, channeling both the sweetness of “eu amo a minha namorada” and the bite of her many rants like “professores de algebra linear estão jurados de morte por mim”. A dash of smoked salt represents the bitter, scorched edges of her academic and family frustrations, such as “quando voce ta naquela fase que só quer ser engolida por um buraco negro” and “quando você assume um namoro com uma menina pra sua mãe e ela te fala coisas lindas, mas nos dias seguintes ela te faz comer o pão que o diabo amassou”. Finally, edible glitter or star sprinkles echo her fandom heart and cosmic longing to be anywhere but here, from “eu amo a minha namorada” to screaming about her idols like “calma aí professor ja volto pra aula, o louis tá lançando lemonade” and the tender memory of “foi tão bom ouvir dark to light pela primeira vez enquanto eu beijava a minha namorada”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show strong loyalty and warmth toward people close to them, especially their girlfriend and friends. For example, they gush affectionately in “eu amo a minha namorada” and joke about their girlfriend refusing to talk when they use a specific dialect in “pov a sua namorada se recusa a falar com vc enquanto vc usa dialeto de noia com ela”, which suggests a relationship built on care and boundaries rather than drama. Their friendship with Erica is also clearly important: they cherish chatting with her in “é tão bom fofocar com a erica” and express how much they miss her in “que saudades da eri, nem parece que a gente passou o dia juntas ontem 💔”. They show a hard‑working, grind-through-the-pain attitude toward university, even when miserable, such as staying late doing tasks in “20h23 de um domingo e eu terminando de cotar açaí pra semea, trabalho muito #keepcalmandSEMEA” and lamenting burnout in “eu real to com medo de ter um burnout com 19 anos” yet still pushing on. While they have flashes of anger and sarcasm, most of that is in defense of fairness or against incompetence (e.g. complaining about disorganized professors in “pelo amor de deus meu professor de física II é extremamente burro e desorganizado”), not out of cold ambition. Taken together—loyalty to loved ones, perseverance through academic struggle, and a values-driven sense of justice—these traits fit Hufflepuff more strongly than the other houses.
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Your song
Matilda - Harry Styles
A well‑suited song for them is Matilda by Harry Styles, because it captures the mix of tenderness, hurt, and quiet resilience that shows up repeatedly in their timeline. They talk about the pain of coming out at home in a bittersweet way (“quando você assume um namoro com uma menina pra sua mãe e ela te fala coisas lindas, mas nos dias seguintes ela te faz comer o pão que o diabo amassou”), echoing Matilda’s theme of complicated family dynamics and learning to protect your own heart. Their love for their girlfriend and best friend shows a deep emotional core beneath all the sarcasm (“foi tão bom ouvir dark to light pela primeira vez enquanto eu beijava a minha namorada”, “que saudades da eri, nem parece que a gente passou o dia juntas ontem 💔”). At the same time, they’re clearly overwhelmed by academic and life pressures (“eu real to com medo de ter um burnout com 19 anos”, “quando voce ta naquela fase que só quer ser engolida por um buraco negro”), which fits the song’s quiet plea to stop carrying so much pain alone. And since Harry Styles is clearly meaningful in their life (“to vendo o clipe de as it was e não acredito que foi há 4 anos, passou muito rápido 💔”, “harry styles eu te odeio, nao consegui nem ficar feliz só me deu pânico”), choosing one of his most empathetic songs makes the match feel especially personal and fitting.
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