Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic Expression: She uses poetry and metaphors to process her emotions, as seen in her metaphorical description of blood and oceans.
- Academic Diligence: Despite significant personal struggles, she prioritizes schoolwork, tweeting about finishing history and math before anything else.
- Multilingual Ability: She is fluent in both English and Japanese, reflecting on her heritage in Japanese-language posts regarding her life in Canada.
- Self-Reflection: She actively tracks her behavior patterns and identifies triggers, such as noting how caffeine impacts her mood.
- Interpersonal Empathy: She expresses deep concern for her partner's well-being, apologizing repeatedly for how her struggles might affect him.
Weaknesses:
- Severe Self-Harm: She frequently plans and documents acts of physical harm, even purchasing blades from pharmacies for that purpose.
- Disordered Eating: She reports extremely low food intake, such as surviving on two tangerines and fearing the return of an eating disorder.
- Substance Misuse: She mentions using painkillers, DPH, and excessive caffeine as a way to cope with or induce specific states.
- Emotional Seclusion: She views herself as a burden and believes it is best to seclude herself rather than share her emotions.
- Unstable Self-Image: Her posts fluctuate between intense self-loathing and manic-sounding energy, indicating a lack of internal stability.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is highly introspective and academic, describing themselves as “so studious” while juggling science fairs and ELA journals. They share Lisa's deep sense of existential melancholy and the feeling of being a social outlier, often tweeting about how “it’s best that I seclude myself” to avoid burdening others with their emotions. The user experiences a similar 'sad girl' archetype seen in episodes like Moaning Lisa, expressed through poetic reflections where they “yearned the artificial ocean projected on a screen”. Ultimately, they mirror Lisa’s struggle to maintain a “smile and crack jokes” for the public while dealing with intense internal turmoil and a complicated family dynamic.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
The user identifies as an INFJ-T in their bio and consistently demonstrates the Introversion and Feeling traits through deep emotional introspection and a self-imposed isolation, stating, “It’s best that I seclude myself”. Their Intuitive nature is evident in their use of abstract, poetic metaphors to describe their inner pain, such as “I breathed the pacific oceans... I yearned the artificial ocean projected on a screen”. Despite the chaotic nature of their distress, they exhibit Judging tendencies by constantly scheduling and planning their self-destructive actions around tasks, tweeting routines like “Finish math Finish history Harm”. Ultimately, their focus on harmony and the fear of being a burden—“I don’t wanna burden him”—aligns with the INFJ's characteristic empathy and internal moral complexity.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my ELA journal entry? Because I can’t stop thinking about our narrative and I’m hoping for an A+ in chemistry.
- If we were at Miniso together, I’d skip the stationery aisle—because you’re already looking plenty sharp tonight.
- Is your heart rate high again, or did I just walk into the room? Either way, I promise I'm much better for your health than an extra energy drink.
- I saw your science fair progress, but I don't need a hypothesis to know that you and I have the perfect formula.
- Forget the thrifted clothes—you’re the most precious thing I’ve seen all year, and unlike those vintage finds, you’re one of a kind.
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Passionate about literature, art, and biology. When I’m not studying, I’m likely perfecting a recipe or trying to find the best matcha latte in the city.– @studious_shrimp
Your signature cocktail
The Blue Butterfly Relapse
This experimental cocktail reflects the user’s dual life of 'faking happy' while struggling with deep internal turmoil. The Shochu represents their longing for home, as they mention “Every year I miss living in Japan more”, while the heavy caffeine kick mirrors their admitted state of being “empty and sad and energised”. The crimson grenadine creates a visual 'bleed' effect to symbolize how they feel “Happiness is one opening away”, contrasting with a bubbly exterior that masks their desire to “seclude myself” from others. It is a drink of high-strung contradictions, served cold to match the feeling of someone who thinks “it’s best that I seclude myself” to avoid hurting those they love.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Despite their struggles, @studious_shrimp displays a distinct focus on self-preservation and calculated planning characteristic of Slytherin. They meticulously organize their self-destructive impulses around their academic responsibilities, as seen when they tweet, “work done, hang out till 23:00. then harm and plan.” or “Finish math Finish history Harm”. Their resourcefulness in acquiring 'tools' is evident in their excitement over “10 blades RETRIEVED!!!” and finding clever ways to bypass obstacles, such as the “FIRE IDEA..... I GO TO CANADIAN TIRE ON WED AND BUY STUFF”. This combination of strategic scheduling and goal-oriented behavior, even in a dark context, aligns more with the ambitious and resourceful nature of Slytherin than the other houses.
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Strawberry Gashes - Jack Off Jill
This song perfectly encapsulates the user's focus on self-harm and the cycle of hiding their pain from others. The lyrics mirror their frequent mentions of using blades and the physical aftermath, as seen when they write, “10 blades RETRIEVED!!! It’s gonna be one hell of a sesh!!!”. The theme of maintaining a façade while suffering internally matches their admission: “act happy for the crowd dont let him frown distract the conversation cry later”. Additionally, the song's dark, alternative tone aligns with their aesthetic and the guilt they feel regarding their partner, expressed in tweets like “I accidentally went to my impulse on harmed on my hand and then my boyfriend became sad I am so sorry”. Overall, the track reflects the user's struggle with visibility, trauma, and the compulsion to “shave and harm tonight” as a primary coping mechanism.
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