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Like Lisa, this user is highly introspective and academic, describing themselves as “so studious” while juggling science fairs and ELA journals. They share Lisa's deep sense of existential melancholy and the feeling of being a social outlier, often tweeting about how “it’s best that I seclude myself” to avoid burdening others with their emotions. The user experiences a similar 'sad girl' archetype seen in episodes like Moaning Lisa, expressed through poetic reflections where they “yearned the artificial ocean projected on a screen”. Ultimately, they mirror Lisa’s struggle to maintain a “smile and crack jokes” for the public while dealing with intense internal turmoil and a complicated family dynamic.

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The user identifies as an INFJ-T in their bio and consistently demonstrates the Introversion and Feeling traits through deep emotional introspection and a self-imposed isolation, stating, “It’s best that I seclude myself”. Their Intuitive nature is evident in their use of abstract, poetic metaphors to describe their inner pain, such as “I breathed the pacific oceans... I yearned the artificial ocean projected on a screen”. Despite the chaotic nature of their distress, they exhibit Judging tendencies by constantly scheduling and planning their self-destructive actions around tasks, tweeting routines like “Finish math Finish history Harm”. Ultimately, their focus on harmony and the fear of being a burden—“I don’t wanna burden him”—aligns with the INFJ's characteristic empathy and internal moral complexity.

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Passionate about literature, art, and biology. When I’m not studying, I’m likely perfecting a recipe or trying to find the best matcha latte in the city.– @studious_shrimp

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This experimental cocktail reflects the user’s dual life of 'faking happy' while struggling with deep internal turmoil. The Shochu represents their longing for home, as they mention “Every year I miss living in Japan more”, while the heavy caffeine kick mirrors their admitted state of being “empty and sad and energised”. The crimson grenadine creates a visual 'bleed' effect to symbolize how they feel “Happiness is one opening away”, contrasting with a bubbly exterior that masks their desire to “seclude myself” from others. It is a drink of high-strung contradictions, served cold to match the feeling of someone who thinks “it’s best that I seclude myself” to avoid hurting those they love.

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Despite their struggles, @studious_shrimp displays a distinct focus on self-preservation and calculated planning characteristic of Slytherin. They meticulously organize their self-destructive impulses around their academic responsibilities, as seen when they tweet, “work done, hang out till 23:00. then harm and plan.” or “Finish math Finish history Harm”. Their resourcefulness in acquiring 'tools' is evident in their excitement over “10 blades RETRIEVED!!!” and finding clever ways to bypass obstacles, such as the “FIRE IDEA..... I GO TO CANADIAN TIRE ON WED AND BUY STUFF”. This combination of strategic scheduling and goal-oriented behavior, even in a dark context, aligns more with the ambitious and resourceful nature of Slytherin than the other houses.

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This song perfectly encapsulates the user's focus on self-harm and the cycle of hiding their pain from others. The lyrics mirror their frequent mentions of using blades and the physical aftermath, as seen when they write, “10 blades RETRIEVED!!! It’s gonna be one hell of a sesh!!!”. The theme of maintaining a façade while suffering internally matches their admission: “act happy for the crowd dont let him frown distract the conversation cry later”. Additionally, the song's dark, alternative tone aligns with their aesthetic and the guilt they feel regarding their partner, expressed in tweets like “I accidentally went to my impulse on harmed on my hand and then my boyfriend became sad I am so sorry”. Overall, the track reflects the user's struggle with visibility, trauma, and the compulsion to “shave and harm tonight” as a primary coping mechanism.

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