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Your Simpsons character
This user fits best with Lisa Simpson: smart, opinionated, and constantly analyzing the world around them. They show a very Lisa-like mix of nerdy enthusiasm and critical thinking about tech and design, for example complaining about UI details and marketing spin in tweets like “one ui 8.5 is a huge improvement but it is still far behind the ui design of many other smartphone companies” and “this is proof that this account is run by a preppy 13 year old girl with rich parents”. Their frustration with bad arguments and pointless discourse mirrors Lisa’s impatience with shallow thinking, seen in “i think i genuinely have to block the word 'debate' in my twitter settings because these tweets seriously piss me off”. At the same time, there’s a very earnest, slightly dorky drive for self-improvement and productivity, like “i'm supposed to post at least one thing i made every day so here are some incredibly generic status chips” and “i need to stop posting garbage and start posting actual content”. The mix of school stress, tech obsession, and genuine curiosity about how things work (from smartphones to trains to AI) is very much in line with Lisa’s overachieving, hyper-observant personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: their life revolves around tech, design, and personal observations rather than social events or people, e.g. geeking out over UI like “home assistant is so beautiful” and obsessing over phones, trains, and operating systems, with no real emphasis on parties or big friend groups. Their focus is strongly intuitive (N): they love concepts, systems, and hypotheticals, like the satirical perpetual-motion EV idea in “startup idea: the wheels of the electric car are attached to a generator…” and meta takes on industry trends such as “Volkswagen will be doing the absolute bare minimum to stay relevant next year”. They lean clearly thinking (T) over feeling: they critique design and tech bluntly with little sugarcoating, for example “you don't need me to tell you this but this looks like garbage” and “this looks atrocious”, and argue about autonomy and regulation in “this is a complete lie because to this day we have yet to see an autonomous Tesla vehicle”. Their behavior fits perceiving (P) more than judging: they frequently start or almost-start projects and joke about procrastination or not finishing things, like “i have 1 day left to finish this video help”, “maybe i should finish this, just a thought”, and “IM PUTTING THE FINISHING TOUCHES I PROMISE”. Overall, an INTP type matches a sarcastic, analytical tech/design nerd who lives in ideas and systems, critiques everything on logical and aesthetic grounds, and treats schedules and structure loosely while constantly tinkering and ideating.

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UI designer @gettravelapp | lives on iced tea, pixels & delayed trains | once lost every SD card and still shipped the project– @stupalt

Your signature cocktail
Yuzu-infused gin stands in for their sharp, techy takes and love of clean UI and hardware, like when they roast lazy designs in “you don't need me to tell you this but this looks like garbage” and hype better interfaces in “samsung making good ui?? what a time to be alive”. A sweet iced-tea reduction syrup nods to their cozy side and self-care vibe from “iced tea is the solution to all of your problems”. Sparkling yerba mate keeps the energy high but a bit nerdy and chaotic, just like flunking a test yet staying upbeat in “completely flunked my math test but it's ok!!” and joking about studying in “so happy rn because i just discovered that we don't need to learn the whole chapter”. A dash of electric-blue curaçao gives it that Nothing/Pixel neon accent for the phone geek in “started the year with a pixel 8 pro ending the year with a pixel 8 pro” and “i hope nothing will be able to course correct with phone(4)”. Finally, the microfoam ‘cloud’ on top mirrors their designer side from “screen i made for @gettravelapp” and their determination to post more work in “i'm supposed to post at least one thing i made every day so here are some incredibly generic status chips”, making the drink look as polished as their mockups while still a little experimental and chaotic—just like “i need to stop posting garbage and start posting actual content”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is dominated by analysis, curiosity, and design/tech critique, which are classic Ravenclaw traits. They repeatedly dissect UI and UX decisions with a sharp, almost nerdy attention to detail, like calling out Android’s confusing beta naming in “using android beta is such a gamble because you'll see a post saying 'this new feature is available on Android 16 QPRZTHJ729 Beta...'” and evaluating One UI against other design systems in “one ui 8.5 is a huge improvement but it is still far behind the ui design of many other smartphone companies”. They also show a deep, almost academic engagement with niche topics like transit and automotive design, for example critiquing car categorization and journalism in “it makes me so angry that automakers call everything an SUV and then auto journalists/youtubers call cars that are very obviously SUVs sedans...” and pointing out speedometer lag in “the new porsche cayenne is very cool but ... they STILL haven't fixed the speedometer lag”. Their love of learning and self-imposed creative discipline is clear when they say “i'm supposed to post at least one thing i made every day so here are some incredibly generic status chips” and talk about rebuilding or redesigning apps like Arc in “just rebuilding arc”. Even their humor tends to be clever and conceptual — e.g., the perpetual-motion startup joke in “startup idea: the wheels of the electric car are attached to a generator and the generator charges the car...” — which aligns more with Ravenclaw wit than with any other house’s defining traits. Overall, the blend of tech nerdery, design critique, self-driven creative practice, and wry intellectual humor makes Ravenclaw the best fit.

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The best-fitting song for @stupalt is I Love My Computer by Bad Snacks, which they themselves praised as AOTY material, calling its worldbuilding unlike anything they’ve seen before: “the only one i can think of that deserves aoty is i love my computer…”. Their timeline is dominated by tech, UI design, and a life that’s tightly interwoven with devices and software, from joking about Android betas and One UI (“using android beta is such a gamble…”, “one ui 8.5 is a huge improvement…”) to obsessing over Pixel, Nothing, and Apple. The song’s theme of emotional attachment to technology mirrors how they narrate their life through gadgets and interfaces, like gushing over Meta Ray-Ban displays and neural bracelets becoming “more cheaper”: “the neural bracelet is INCREDIBLY responsive… i can't wait for this tech to get more cheaper”. At the same time, the slightly satirical, self-aware vibe of the song matches their own tone when they clown tech marketing and bad design, e.g. “you don't need me to tell you this but this looks like garbage” and “Samsung threatens to release Galaxy S22 Ultra (2026 Facelift) featuring yet another slightly different camera module accent design”. Overall, I Love My Computer captures both their genuine affection for technology and their ironic distance from it, making it a perfect musical mirror of their personality and interests.

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