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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic humor, impulsivity, and dramatic overreactions that still mask vulnerability. They frequently use joking threats and exaggerated violence in a playful, over-the-top way, like “I’m going to kill xeno in a genuine level”, “We gotta kill eiko bro on a genuine level”, and “I’m going to fucking kill this bird”, which fits Bart’s prankish, combative style more than anyone else in the family. Their tendency to avoid talking about feelings in favor of games—“Instead of talking about my issues I will be playing persona 5 Royale. Talking about these issues would be 10000% easier but I am not about that life. I am about persona.”—also echoes Bart’s habit of escaping into fun instead of processing emotions directly. At the same time, there’s a lot of inner turmoil and self-blame under the jokes, such as “Me being in front is such a badddd baddd thing I only do baddd baddd stupid things when I’m in fronttt” and “I need to be shot dead”, which mirrors how Bart often acts out while secretly feeling guilty or overwhelmed. Their sleep issues, mood swings, and dramatic flair—“I’ve been trying to sleep for the past 2 hours on and off and I’m going insane I would like to sleep” and “I love that this is getting actively worse it’s actually amazing im really enjoying this !”—fit Bart’s restless, overamped energy more than Lisa’s introspective stability. Overall, the blend of dark humor, mischief, emotional chaos, and avoidance of serious talks fits Bart far better than Homer, Marge, or Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted; most tweets are about internal states, sleep, paranoia, and private struggles rather than seeking big social crowds, e.g. “Instead of talking about my issues I will be playing persona 5 Royale. Talking about these issues would be 10000% easier but I am not about that life. I am about persona.” and “Talk about my issues or play genshin for another 6 hours ? Mmm decisions decisions !”. Their focus on moods, dreams, and system-fronting is abstract and interpretive, pointing to intuition (N): “Life would be 10x easier if front could stay consistent and not a mix of 4 different people in n out pls” and “The realisation of doom and gloom apparently .”. They clearly lead with emotion and relational sensitivity rather than detached logic, indicating feeling (F), as seen in “He’s cheating on me with 3 other girls right now. I’m not even a girl.” and the self-deprecating, emotional tone of “Me being in front is such a badddd baddd thing I only do baddd baddd stupid things when I’m in fronttt”. Their life appears spontaneous, driven by fluctuating mood and energy rather than structure or planning, reflecting perceiving (P): they repeatedly mention irregular sleep and impulsive decisions like “Should have just went to bed and turned off my phone in all honesty” and choosing games over dealing with problems in “Talk about my issues or play genshin for another 6 hours ? Mmm decisions decisions !”. Overall, an INFP type fits: intensely introspective, emotionally expressive, abstract and internal-world focused, and prone to drifting rather than rigidly organizing their life.

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Running on 3 hours of sleep, 4 personalities, and too many games. Once took a ‘nap’ that lasted through an entire crisis. Opinions are my own.– @stupidsaw

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The overproof dark rum is for the way they’re always threatening chaos with a wink, like “I’m going to kill xeno in a genuine level” and “System who is about to fucking KILL himself.”. Espresso cold brew captures their constant exhaustion and insomnia, from “I’ve been trying to sleep for the past 2 hours on and off and I’m going insane I would like to sleep” to “I really do enjoy waking up every hour it’s really fun believe it or not”. The sour cherry liqueur is that sharp, emotional hit and doom-spiral vibe of “Woke up doom and despair . why me” and “I need to be shot dead”. Tonic water adds a bitter fizz that stands in for their paranoia and spiraling, like “I came to front to take a hit and go to sleep not to get hit with the worst paranoia of my life dear GOD.” and “I hate paranoia and I hate being paranoid and not. Knowing whyyyy”. Finally, the blackberry syrup foam is the sweet, dramatic mask on top, the theatrical edge of “Me being in front is such a badddd baddd thing I only do baddd baddd stupid things when I’m in fronttt” and the playful chaos of “Need to learn to fully remove myself from situations when I’m not in a good mood this shit is not for the weak.”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong streak of impulsive, confrontational energy that aligns most with Gryffindor. They repeatedly use intense, hyperbolic threats in a joking or venting way, like “I’m going to kill xeno in a genuine level”, “We gotta kill eiko bro on a genuine level 🔮”, and “I’m going to fucking kill this bird 🎭”, which suggests hot‑headedness and a tendency to charge at problems rather than avoid them. There’s also a self-sacrificial, dramatic edge in posts like “System who is about to fucking KILL himself.” and “So sorry nemvevo I am falling asleep again.. I’ll come back to ur stream soon… I just need more sleep before I genuinely kill mySelf. 🎭”, showing they push themselves to extremes for others and then crash. Their willingness to sit in emotional chaos instead of quietly withdrawing appears in tweets such as “Instead of talking about my issues I will be playing persona 5 Royale. Talking about these issues would be 10000% easier but I am not about that life. I am about persona. 🪭” and “Me being in front is such a badddd baddd thing I only do baddd baddd stupid things when I’m in fronttt”, which reflect impulsive, in-the-moment behavior rather than careful strategy. While there are hints of loyalty and introspection, the dominant pattern is volatile courage, emotional recklessness, and a readiness to “lock in” and confront people or situations head‑on, which fits Gryffindor best.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Bury a Friend because it captures intrusive, dark thoughts mixed with exhaustion and detachment, which echo their timeline. They repeatedly joke or vent about wanting to die or be hurt, like “I’ll come back to ur stream soon… I just need more sleep before I genuinely kill mySelf.” and “I need to be shot dead”, similar to the song’s fixation on self‑destruction and fear. Their ongoing paranoia and doom mood in tweets such as “I came to front to take a hit and go to sleep not to get hit with the worst paranoia of my life dear GOD.” and “Woke up doom and despair . why me” mirror the song’s anxious, haunted tone. They also describe themselves as a problematic presence in front, like “Me being in front is such a badddd baddd thing I only do baddd baddd stupid things when I’m in fronttt”, which lines up with the song’s theme of being both monster and victim. Even their mix of dark humor and emotional volatility, as in “System who is about to fucking KILL himself.”, fits the eerie, self‑aware intensity of Bury a Friend.

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