Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Hobbies: He finds joy and relaxation in artistic pursuits, specifically “guitar and drawing”.
- Resilient Mindset: Despite academic pressure, he maintains a positive outlook, telling himself “there’s hope for me i will finish my exams”.
- Humorous: He values comedy and states that he “live[s] to have a chance at making people laugh”.
- Intellectually Curious: He is proactive about self-improvement and future planning, “trying to learn to invest recently” and considering “going to grad school”.
- Culinary Interest: He enjoys preparing food for himself, such as when he “baked some sweet potatoes”.
Weaknesses:
- Severe Procrastination: He struggles with time management, often “procrastinat[ing] so much” that it causes significant stress.
- People Pleaser: He admittedly “despise[s]” how much he cares about others' opinions and his tendency to be a people pleaser.
- Poor Sleep Hygiene: He suffers from a highly erratic schedule, “sleeping at 10 am and waking up at 8pm”.
- Excessive Self-Criticism: During low moments, he engages in harsh self-judgment, calling himself a “bad person” and “so damn embarrassing”.
- Social Isolation: He expresses difficulty in connecting with others, wishing he “was better at making friends” and feeling that “living alone is not for me”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Ethan shares Lisa’s intellectual sensitivity and the heavy emotional burden of being a self-aware high achiever, often feeling like an outsider who “despise that i care so much what people think”. Much like Lisa, he is a creative soul who finds solace in his instruments, noting that “guitar and drawing relaxes me i feel happy”, yet he frequently grapples with existential dread and academic pressure. He echoes Lisa's periodic bouts of melancholy, lamenting that he is “not able to find nearly as much joy in things i used to enjoy”. Despite his struggles with “group project and exams stressing me out”, he maintains a scholarly focus by “thinking of going to grad school”, mirroring Lisa’s constant drive for future academic success.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Ethan displays strong Introverted tendencies, frequently expressing that “maybe living alone is not for me” while struggling to “relax alone anymore.” His focus on Intuition and Feeling is evident in his deep emotional introspection, such as when he laments that he has “been depressed for 5 years” and admits to being a “people pleaser” who cares deeply about others' opinions. His Perceiving nature is highlighted by chronic procrastination, where “essay feels like climbing up a mountain” and his admission that he is a “lazy bummmm.” Ultimately, his tweets reflect a classic INFP struggle between idealistic desires for connection and the heavy weight of internal emotional processing.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a high school friend I haven’t seen in three years? Because I’m definitely calling you handsome and waiting for you to blush.
- I promise I’ll be the group project partner who actually responds—that way you can spend less time stressing and more time on Baldur’s Gate 3.
- Is your name Denji? Because even if the world thinks Part 2 is boring, I’ll always be in your corner waiting for the next chapter with you.
- Forget Taipei 101—the best view I’ve seen today is your new pfp.
- I heard you’re a people pleaser, so how about you please me by letting me take you out for some Chagee and Korean fried chicken?
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Your new Twitter bio
Grad student & digital artist navigating Taipei 101 views and Chainsaw Man theories. I once spent 20 mins cooking breakfast only to lose my appetite. 🎸🎨– @stusstm
Your signature cocktail
The 10 AM Nightcap
This drink captures Ethan's chaotic sleep schedule where he's “sleeping at 10 am and waking up at 8pm”. The Oolong base honors his “view from taipei 101”, while the bittersweet Amaro reflects the academic stress of feeling like an “ESSAY FEELS LIKE CLIMBING UP A MOUNTAIN”. To soothe his mood, we add syrup from the “sweet potatoes” he baked, clarified with a milk wash because he was “reminded that i am lactose intolerant”. It’s a complex, experimental blend for someone who finds comfort in “guitar and drawing” but still fights the occasional “mosquito in my room”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Ethan exhibits the classic Hufflepuff struggle between a deep-seated desire for harmony and the overwhelming stress of academic and social obligations. His value for connection is evident when he laments, “give me friends that care” and admits he is a “people pleaser” who cares deeply about others' opinions. Despite his self-proclaimed “lazy bum” tendencies, his tweets are dominated by the pressure of group projects and essays, showing a conscience tied to his responsibilities. Furthermore, he finds peace in gentle, creative hobbies, noting that “guitar and drawing relaxes me i feel happy ☺️☺️”, which aligns with the Hufflepuff appreciation for simple, wholesome joys.
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Your song
Help! - The Beatles
Ethan’s digital footprint is a classic portrait of a young adult struggling with the overwhelming pressures of university life and social isolation. This song perfectly mirrors his frequent pleas for support, seen in tweets like “what would it take for someone to be in my damn corner for once ????” and his admissions of feeling lost, such as “can’t tell if i’m lonely or if there’s something wrong with me”. The track’s upbeat tempo masking deeper insecurity reflects how he alternates between hobbies like Chainsaw Man and dark periods where he feels “there’s no road for me”. Much like the song's lyrics about losing self-assuredness, Ethan expresses a nostalgic longing for a time when things felt easier, noting that “kid me thought that maybe it would be better”. Ultimately, his feed is a vulnerable cry for the “friends that care” he feels he is lacking.
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