Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares intense feelings about self-image and life, e.g. “eu sinto tanto nojo de mim que queria explodir minha cabeça numa parede”.
- Goal-oriented: Tracks weight milestones and sets clear targets like leaving the 70kg range, e.g. “falta mais dois kg pra sair da casa dos 70 meudeus”.
- Affectionate: Shows strong affection toward boyfriend, e.g. “passei o dia ontem c meu namorado e foi tão bom :( amo meu princeso”.
- Humorous: Uses dark and sexual humor even about own struggles, e.g. “se eu fosse homem eu seria um bissexual putifero daria tanto o cu pra homem e pra mulher comeria tantos cus meudeus”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes own mental health and behavioral issues, e.g. “meu namorado sabe do meu t.a e espera tanto que eu entre em rec, coitado”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Repeated wishes to self-harm or die, e.g. “queria me cortar e transar enquanto o sangue escorre e eu morro lentamente morreria feliz”.
- Body-obsessed: Extreme focus on weight, IMC and appearance, e.g. “saindo da obesidade pra virar average kkk” and constant weigh-in tweets.
- Unstable-relationships: Describes abusive dynamics and fear around boyfriend, e.g. “i am starting to get afraid of him”.
- Aggressive-impulses: Mentions violent urges toward partner, e.g. “tentei matar meu namorado hoje”.
- Risky-sexuality: Frequently expresses extreme or harmful sexual fantasies, e.g. “queria que meu namorado do nada me espancasse e abusasse de mim sla ://// ; ;;;;;;”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely self-reflective, emotionally complex, and often overwhelmed by how much she feels, similar to this user’s mix of vulnerability and intelligence. The user shows high emotional awareness and overthinking, talking about mental health and medication like “hj começo a tomar um escitalopram inteiro deus me proteja” and “fiquei 3 dias sem meu remédio meudeus quase morri”, which maps well to Lisa’s struggles with anxiety and depression in several episodes. There’s a strong sense of not fitting in and self-loathing, such as “eu sinto tanto nojo de mim que queria explodir minha cabeça numa parede” and repeated fixation on weight and body image like “Estou no meu menor peso desse ano, eu simplesmente não acredito que já saí da casa dos 70”, echoing Lisa’s body-image and perfectionism arcs. At the same time, the user is idealistic and romantic about love and care, e.g. “passei o dia ontem c meu namorado e foi tão bom :( amo meu princeso” and “namorem quem ama vocês! quem realmente cuida.”, similar to Lisa’s yearning for genuine affection and moral grounding. The darker intrusive thoughts and self-harm mentions, like “queria me cortar” and “minha vida é desgraça eterna e eu queria morrer hoje”, also resonate more with Lisa’s occasionally very heavy emotional episodes than with the more carefree or one-dimensional traits of other main characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They lean Introvert: much of their life is filtered through their inner emotional world, body image, and relationship rather than broad social scenes, and they often sound overwhelmed by interaction and retreat into venting, e.g. intense self‑focused tweets like “eu sinto tanto nojo de mim que queria explodir minha cabeça numa parede” and “minha vida é desgraça eterna e eu queria morrer hoje” rather than seeking wide social engagement. They fit Sensing more than Intuition because their focus is heavily concrete and bodily: weight numbers, IMC, medications, vomiting, infections, and visual changes like “bc 10kg a menos de uma foto pra outra” and “tô vivendo de comer besteira em pouca quantidade e treinar 😍” are all specific, present‑moment details rather than abstract theorizing. They are clearly Feeling: decisions and narratives are driven by emotions, validation, and relationships, e.g. “meu namorado sabe do meu t.a e espera tanto que eu entre em rec, coitado” and the plea for reassurance in “por favor me falem que vocês vem diferença”, plus highly empathetic or hurt reactions rather than structured argument. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving rather than Judging: they oscillate, act on impulse, and rarely show real planning—swinging between crash dieting, meds, sex, self‑harm urges, and chaotic relationship dynamics, as in “vou fzr pulseira e me cortar pq eu realmente n to aguentando mais” and spontaneous body‑check/diet updates like “sei que perdi mais peso mas preciso é pesar só amanhã de manhã vou enlouquecer”. Taken together—intense internal emotions, concrete focus on the body and sensory life, value placed on feelings and relationships, and a highly reactive, unstructured way of living—ISFP (the sensitive, impulsive, aesthetics/body‑oriented introvert) is the best overall fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said, “look at me look at me, I exist I exist” — well, I looked, I saw the bc pics, the red hair, the tarô cards, and now I kind of want you to exist right next to me on a date.
- You living off ‘comer besteira em pouca quantidade e treinar’ while a Wegovy pen does the side quest… can we add a new routine where we burn calories together just walking around and talking all night?
- You listening to ‘ela’ 400 times, crying over a text RPG where your character dies, learning tarot, AND being obsessed with spiders? That’s main‑character energy; I’d happily be the NPC who brings you water, snacks, and unconditional hype.
- You keep stressing about IMC, mf1, mf2, mf3 and leaving the 70s, but from all those bc photos it’s pretty clear the real glow‑up is your chaos, humor, and honesty — mind if I fall for that instead of the numbers on the scale?
- You joked about your ‘caneta emagrecedora’ and escitalopram fighting over your libido… let me introduce a third competitor: someone who actually likes you as you are and just wants to take you out for something good (food AND company).
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Your new Twitter bio
Ela • balancing school, gym PRs & too many feelings. Once cried over a text‑RPG ending. Here for late‑night vents, early‑morning resets.– @stwbrrylala
Your signature cocktail
Subtwisted Strawberry Implos-ion
This cocktail starts with strawberry-infused vodka for their soft, cute aesthetic and username, the sweet side that still says “look at me look at me i exist i exist” here. Dry rosé wine nods to late-night sips and teenage recklessness, like “bebi dois gole de vinho aq em casa… então está tudo bem” here. Grapefruit tonic brings a bitter, anxious fizz to match the mood swings and ED grind, from “Estou no meu menor peso desse ano… já saí da casa dos 70” here to “eu me odeio” here. The smoked sea salt rim represents the darker, chaotic edge and self-destructive fantasies, like “queria me cortar e transar enquanto o sangue escorre” here and “tentei matar meu namorado hoje” here. Finally, a dash of rose syrup softens everything, reflecting their vulnerable, romantic core that still clings to love, as in “passei o dia ontem c meu namorado e foi tão bom :( amo meu princeso” here, even while whispering “i just miss so much when he was sweet :( i am starting to get afraid of him” here. This is a strong, bittersweet, slightly toxic drink—very subtwt, very vent, and just pretty enough to hide how dangerous it is.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show intense ambition and fixation on transformation, especially around weight and appearance, which is very Slytherin-coded. Their timeline is full of determined progress markers and targets like “estou a dois kg da minha primeira mf eu to em choque”, “ACORDEI COM 73,6 PORRA”, and “preciso encerrar esse mês com 68kg”, showing a relentless drive to hit goals. They also embrace a chaotic, even threatening persona, bragging about being seen as dangerous or unhinged, e.g. “sim amor eu sou maluca de vdd ... eu tenho o nome sujo por ameaça vc acha q eu estou brincando KKKKK...”, which fits Slytherin’s comfort with darker reputations and intimidation. Their willingness to manipulate perceptions is explicit in “meu namorado briga cmg em público me finjo de coitadinha ... pra acharem q ele me bate”, a very cunning, image‑managing move. Even their joking about violence and control in relationships, like “queria que meu namorado chorando enqt eu bati na cara dele”, reflects a fixation on power dynamics and dominance that aligns more with Slytherin than with the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well‑suited song for them is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, which captures a mix of self‑loathing, morbid fantasy, and mental health struggles that echo through their tweets. They openly express extreme self‑hatred and suicidal ideation, like when they say they “wanted to explode my head on a wall” and simply “me matar”, mirroring the song’s eerie dialogue with one’s own darker impulses. Their fixation on self‑harm and death fantasies, such as “queria me cortar e transar enquanto o sangue escorre e eu morro lentamente” and “vou fzr pulseira e me cortar pq eu realmente n to aguentando mais”, fits the song’s unsettling tone and lyric imagery. The sense of dissociation and regression they describe in “não entendo palavras simples… nada mais faz sentido eu fico boiando dissassoxio” also parallels the track’s fragmented, haunted inner monologue. Finally, the way they romanticize their own instability, calling themselves “maluca” and joking about having “o nome sujo por ameaça” in “sim amor eu sou maluca de vdd… vc acha q eu estou brincando KKKK”, aligns with the song’s blend of menace, vulnerability, and dark self‑awareness.
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