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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, this user is intellectually curious and musically inclined, showing a deep appreciation for complex artists as seen when they call Djavan a “gênio incompreendido”. They share a cynical outlook on social trends and a sense of moral superiority, exemplified by their critique of “humor de esquerda” and their self-identification as a “killjoy”. Despite their sharp wit, they often feel like an outsider experiencing existential dread, once tweeting, “I'm suffering from realness”. Ultimately, their blend of high-brow taste, social frustration, and occasional bouts of “anxiety” makes Lisa Simpson their perfect animated counterpart.

Your MBTI personality Type
Ste displays Extroverted tendencies through a high frequency of spontaneous social sharing and a desire for connection, such as “re-visiting a friend in SP to make her problems disappear”. Her Intuitive nature is evidenced by her focus on moods, vibes, and future possibilities rather than just facts, seen when she notes “I wanted to tweet something but it might incriminate me in the future”. She leans toward Feeling because her tweets are heavily driven by emotional states, health anxieties, and personal values, such as “crying again over this video”. Finally, her Perceiving trait is clear from her disorganized and impulsive lifestyle, highlighted by her “drinking and talking nonsense” and her sudden realization that her “navel piercing was her worst nightmare”.

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São Paulo based. SPFC supporter and tea lover with a penchant for high-end electronics that double as air fryers. Seeking a lawyer before my next viral thought.– @stxphannxe

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of someone who buys a phone for 4k only for it to “heat up like an electric fryer”. The base uses White Monster, her top-tier flavor, because she is a “former addict who got tired of it” but still recognizes its 8.7/10 greatness. The mango infusion pays homage to her 'Manga Loco' phase, while the spicy rim reflects her blunt attitude toward rival teams, like calling “Vasco trash”. Served cold to combat the anxiety of a “vitamin D deficiency”, it’s a bittersweet mix for someone navigating life between K-pop stanning and “suffering from realness.”

Your Hogwarts House
Ste displays a sharp, self-preservational wit and a willingness to be unyielding in her judgments, often prioritizing her own standards over social niceties. She openly prioritizes self-interest, such as when she admits, “Queria tuitar um negocio mas pode ser que me incrimine no futuro” or “Queria tuitar um negocio mas eu nem tenho advogado”, showing a cunning awareness of consequences. Her resourcefulness is evident in her blunt critiques of others and her surroundings, like her disdain for “torcedor modinha” or her refusal to care about the “opinião de twink”. This combination of ambition for a specific lifestyle—evident in her “sonho é ter um estoque ilimitado de meia calças”—and her unfiltered, sometimes exclusionary social commentary aligns her perfectly with the House of Salazar.

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This song perfectly captures the user's blend of dramatic self-reflection and the emotional exhaustion of feeling like a burden to themselves and others. Their feed is a cycle of intense physical and mental health struggles, ranging from “Anxietyy keeps on trying me” and “Sinto que vou ter um derrame cerebral em breve” to dealing with the “sequelas que eu fiquei pro resto da vida” after a health scare. Like the themes in Liability, they navigate a lonely post-breakup world where they admit it is “MT esquisito ficar solteira depois de um tempo namorando sério”, often ending up alone after intense social events. Ultimately, their bio and tweets reflect the song's core of being 'too much'—someone who loves deeply, suffers loudly, and remains “suffering from realness”.

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