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Milhouse Van Houten is a classic nerdy, socially‑awkward character who constantly seeks acceptance and struggles with confidence, which mirrors @stxrdusted’s frequent expressions of loneliness and longing for love, such as 'Today marks 3 years of me being single..what do I get?' and 'I need a new go to hoodie, none of mine have been hitting lately'. Their love for online fandoms and gaming—'I love going on vrchat adventures with my best friend, we somehow became Michael Jackson’s “kittens” last night'—parallels Milhouse’s obsession with comics and video games. Both use humor to mask anxiety, evident in 'so done with my job lol' and 'I love and hate the holidays'. The mention of a hoodie directly recalls Milhouse’s iconic blue hoodie, reinforcing the match. Overall, the mix of nerdy interests, self‑deprecating humor, and yearning for connection aligns best with Milhouse.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user constantly seeks external interaction and shares vivid personal moments, e.g., "I love going on vrchat adventures with my best friend, we somehow became Michael Jackson’s “kittens” last night" and "time to come back and be chronically online again," indicating Extraversion. Their focus on tangible, sensory experiences—talking about VR headsets, LEGO purchases, hair dye, and posting pictures—shows a Sensing preference, as in "$400 on legos can’t be that bad right…" and "I bought a vr headset…I’m not ok LOL." Emotional expression and value‑driven statements such as "I love my old lady 🤍" and "some of y’all make me uncomfortable, to the point where i avoid looking at this app now" reveal a Feeling orientation. The spontaneous, flexible posting style with random updates like "I finally cleaned my room" and "so bored, but the idea of doing anything sounds exhausting" points to Perceiving. These combined traits align well with the ESFP personality type.

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Adventurer in VR and life! Once ended up as Michael Jackson’s “kitten” on VRChat. 🌌 Fantasy nerd & LEGO enthusiast. Here to share the fun!– @stxrdusted

Your signature cocktail
The Pixel Purrtini blends bright blue curaçao to capture the neon glow of VRChat adventures, echoing the tweet 'I love going on vrchat adventures with my best friend, we somehow became Michael Jackson’s “kittens” last night'. Cherry liqueur adds a sweet, romantic note that mirrors 'I love my old lady 🤍' and the longing after romance novels. Creamy coconut brings a soft, cuddly mouthfeel, perfect for 'cuddles are needed' and the cozy vibe of 'I need a new go to hoodie'. A base of vodka grounds the cocktail, reflecting the everyday grind joked about in 'so done with my job lol'. A sprinkle of edible glitter on top gives the sparkle of cosplay and the 'big fan of yuri' aesthetic, making the drink as vibrant and restless as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user describes themselves as a nerd, saying "just here to nerd out :)" and shows a strong love for learning and creative hobbies such as VRChat adventures, cosplay, and reading, e.g., "the best thing I’ve ever purchased was an ereader, I love this thing with my whole heart". Their frequent references to gaming, Minecraft, and building legos ("$400 on legos can’t be that bad right…") indicate curiosity and a desire to master complex systems, traits valued by Ravenclaw. They also seek knowledge and self‑improvement, as shown by wanting to get back into cosplaying and asking followers for questions, "send me questions:) I’ll answer them tomorrow". These patterns of intellectual curiosity, creativity, and love of learning point toward Ravenclaw rather than the other houses.

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The recurring theme of stress and burnout in the timeline, like 'fantasy football has me so stressed' and 'so done with my job lol', directly mirrors the song’s title and hook. Their yearning for escape and nostalgia, expressed in 'time to come back and be chronically online again' and 'I love and hate the holidays', echoes the lyric 'I wish we could turn back time' in 'Stressed Out'. The admission of feeling mentally unwell—'I bought a VR headset…I’m not ok LOL'—matches the chorus’s repeated confession 'I'm stressed out'. The mix of boredom, insomnia, and longing for comfort ('I shouldn't be awake', 'I need cuddles are needed') aligns with the song’s depiction of adult pressures and the desire to revert to simpler days. Altogether, the blend of anxiety, desire for a carefree past, and repeated mention of being 'stressed' makes Twenty One Pilots’ 'Stressed Out' the perfect anthem for @stxrdusted.

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