Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Supportive friend: Frequently hypes friends, e.g. calling Aplex his goat and telling others to follow him in “Everyone go follow Goatplex @Aplex_77 He’s forever my goat no more slander towards him ever again”.
- Engaging streamer: Regularly invites interaction, asking chat to spam and sharing Twitch links like “Live on twitch trying to get unwashed at fort”.
- Playful humor: Leans into jokes and bits, such as the ongoing maid dress/femboy teasing in “'Maid Dress' > NO” and “I'M NOT A GODDAMN FEMBOY!!!!”.
- Loyal fan: Shows strong, consistent enthusiasm for interests like Poptropicaslutz! and Jinx, e.g. “poptropicaslutz! mentioned!! > WHO IS THIS, I NEED TO KNOW WHO ALSO FUCKS WITH MY SLUTTY PIGS”.
- Resilient attitude: Talks about medical issues and seizures but still posts upbeat greetings and jokes, like “Good Morning, I’m alive just another medical issue stack on the rest, ig I’m washed”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Frequently calls himself washed or implies he’s bad, as in “NOOOOOO I'M WASHED kms” and “ig I’m washed”.
- Harsh language: Uses extreme phrasing toward others or ideas, e.g. “anyone who says “X” must die” and “'Dumb fucking bitch gets looped'”.
- KMS joking: Makes casual death-related jokes like “NOOOOOO I'M WASHED kms”, which can worry or alienate some followers.
- Image-dependent: Many posts are short captions relying on screenshots or clips, such as “SWIIIIING AND A MISS”, limiting context for people not watching closely.
- Defensive labeling: Strong reactions to being called a femboy or about the maid dress, like “I'M NOT A GODDAMN FEMBOY!!!!” and repeated NOs, can come off as overly reactive.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The mix of chaotic humor, stubborn pride, and genuine loyalty fits Bart Simpson best. Storm constantly leans into playful drama and trolling, like calling someone a bum but immediately defending them as their goat in “Is aplex washed or just a bum? > neither he's my goat”, which mirrors Bart roasting yet deeply caring about his friends and family. Their exaggerated reactions — for example, “WHY DOES EVERYONE WANNA SEE ME IN A MAID DRESS UGHHHHHHHHHH” and “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I BETTER NOT WIN” — feel very Bart-like in how he dramatizes everything for comedic effect. Storm’s tendency to rebel against labels, especially in “I'M NOT A GODDAMN FEMBOY!!!!”, lines up with Bart’s resistance to being boxed in or controlled. At the same time, Storm shows genuine enthusiasm and warmth toward friends and interests, as seen in “Everyone go follow Goatplex @Aplex_77 He’s forever my goat no more slander towards him ever again”, echoing Bart’s hidden but strong loyalty beneath the mischief.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly engage their audience directly, e.g. asking for interaction with posts like “Chat spam time pleak”, “Hi chat I’m bored, spam me pls”, and frequently going live on Twitch such as “Live on twitch trying to get unwashed at fort”. They show a clear Intuitive (N) tilt through fandom fixation, imaginative identity bits, and playful hypotheticals like “Citizenship: Hyrule Ethnicity: Zora…” and the Pokémon/lions thought experiment in “Easy, One of every Pokémon, some Pokémon are literal gods”, focusing on fictional worlds over concrete, real‑world detail. Their style is strongly Feeling (F): they prioritize relationships and emotional tone, calling others “goat” in “ofc goat :)” and “Everyone go follow Goatplex… He’s forever my goat no more slander towards him ever again”, show vulnerability about health in “had 3 seizures now in hell W…. :/”, and respond to anonymous messages with warmth or playful dramatic reactions. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their timeline is spontaneous and reactive (e.g. “Chat I’m snowed in and bored so you know what that means spam me plsss”), they joke about being “washed” and not having things together (“NOOOOOO I'M WASHED kms”), and their plans (like editing 700+ clips in “Video might not be up until tomorrow, just realized i have 700+ clips to go through”) feel loose and flexible rather than structured. Put together—highly social, fandom/idea‑oriented, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous—ENFP is the best-fitting MBTI type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying you’re “washed,” but from those Pump clips and that ‘worst chase’ tweet, I think the only L you’re taking is my last name if we queue up duo sometime.
- You said one of every Pokémon beats a billion lions, but I think even Arceus would have trouble competing with the way my heart crits every time you post another shiny Sylveon or Fennekin pic.
- You: 6'4 Zora from Hyrule who loves Bleach, Arcane, JJK, She-Ra, and Poptropicaslutz! Me: average human. Statistically speaking, I think I’m legally required to be down bad for you.
- You ordered another 360hz monitor to get ‘unwashed’ at Fortnite, but honestly, I’d watch you whiff every shot at 30fps as long as I’m in your Twitch chat spamming for you.
- You keep yelling ‘I’M NOT A FEMBOY’ and refusing the maid dress, but after seeing your new pfp and that ‘we’re blue’ selfie, I’m starting to think the real crime is you not letting me call you handsome at least once.
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Storm, 20 • FPS grinder & variety streamer • Once reviewed 700+ clips in one night and still queued ranked • Poptropicaslutz! & Midna loyalist– @stxrmlf
Your signature cocktail
STAY SLUTTY STORM SURGE
This cocktail is loud, blue, and a little unhinged, just like his timeline that swears “It will ALWAYS be Twitter” and lives for chaotic gaming moments like “Genuinely what the fuck are these killers doing”. The electric blue raspberry vodka captures his hyper online gamer energy and love of flashy skins, matching posts like “PEAK SKIN” and sweaty Fortnite/DBD clips. The violet liqueur nods to his aesthetic taste and the fact that, despite jokes like “I think bro likes the color blue”, he answers “No.... I like Violet :)” with main-character conviction. Sparkling energy lemonade reflects his chat-streamer vibe, always calling for spam in tweets like “Hi chat I’m bored, spam me pls” and grinding even when he feels “NOOOOOO I'M WASHED kms”. A dash of smoked salt represents the darker humor and medical struggles behind the jokes, as when he casually drops “wsg chat, had 3 seizures now in hell W…. :/” but keeps pushing. Finally, the cotton-candy foam topper is sweet, ridiculous, and theatrical—perfect for someone who yells “✨STAY SLUTTY✨” and keeps denying “I'M NOT A GODDAMN FEMBOY!!!!” while the entire timeline demands the maid dress.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Storm consistently shows strong loyalty and a supportive nature, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They repeatedly hype up and defend friends: for example, they tell a friend “ofc goat :)” and insist “neither he's my goat” when someone asks if Aplex is washed or a bum, and later tweet “Everyone go follow Goatplex @Aplex_77 He’s forever my goat no more slander towards him ever again”. They’re also very community‑oriented, frequently inviting interaction with “chat” and asking followers to spam them when bored or snowed in, such as “Chat I’m snowed in and bored so you know what that means spam me plsss” and “Hi chat I’m bored, spam me pls”, which fits Hufflepuff’s social, inclusive energy. Even when jokingly insulted or called things they don’t like (e.g. femboy), they respond in a mostly playful way, as in “I'M NOT A GODDAMN FEMBOY!!!!” while still interacting with the same people, showing patience and thick skin rather than cutting people off. Finally, Storm’s habit of liking others’ posts and explicitly saying “ofc, gotta support the goat” and “Thanks for liking almost everything I post even when most of it is shit” -> “ofc goat :)” reflects a steady, dependable supportiveness that is more Hufflepuff than any other house.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A song that best suits @stxrmlf is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, with its mix of chaotic humor, angst, and defiant energy. Their timeline is full of dramatic, over-the-top reactions like “NOOOOOO I'M WASHED kms” and the constant joking about being "washed," which fits the song’s theme of feeling beat down but still loud and rebellious. They lean heavily into exaggerated death/cancellation humor and mock aggression, as seen in “Yes, anyone who says “X” must die” and “I LOVE JINX!! whoever said they hated Jinx should be publicly executed”, mirroring the song’s satirical edge. At the same time, they’re playful and self-aware, spamming chat and friends with stuff like “Chat I’m snowed in and bored so you know what that means spam me plsss” and bantering about being called a femboy in “I'M NOT A GODDAMN FEMBOY!!!!”. The combination of gaming grind, medical struggles (“had 3 seizures now in hell W…. :/”), and still clowning with friends matches the song’s vibe of pushing through stress with dark, loud humor.
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