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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: passionate, smart, politically aware, a little anxious, and very wrapped up in their interests. Like Lisa info-dumping about jazz or books while everyone zones out, they gush about Green Day even when no one at the lunch table is listening, as in “this kid at my lunch table mentioned green day and i lowk started tweaking out and starting talking about them for 5 minutes until i realized nobody was listening 😭😭😭”. They show a strong sense of social and political awareness, joking about conservatives as tories in “i think we should start calling conservatives tories again” and trying to make their brother more ‘woke’ in “everyday i work on making my brother more woke”, which echoes Lisa’s activist streak. Their artsy, overachiever side—stressing about portfolio pieces and proudly posting fanart, like “i need to make 10 art portfolio pieces by may why did i sign up for this” and “finished clancy💭💭💭 yay! #cliqueart”—also aligns with Lisa’s creative, ambitious nature. Finally, their emotional intensity and existential humor, seen in tweets like “ME LAST YEAR WOULD HAVE JUST KILLED IMSELF” and “dude wanting to get diagnosed is so scary because what if i go in there and i am completely neurotypical and they kill me on the spot for being crazy”, fits Lisa’s tendency toward anxiety, introspection, and darkly comedic self-awareness.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most of their life and energy seems centered on internal interests (art, fandoms, media) rather than in-person socializing, and they repeatedly describe feeling out-of-sync with peers, like when they say their friends will ditch them at prom in “my friends asking me to go to prom with them knowing damn well theyre gonna ditch me and im gonna stand alone 😭😭😭 whatever bro” and when nobody listens to their Green Day rant in “this kid at my lunch table mentioned green day and i lowk started tweaking out and starting talking about them for 5 minutes until i realized nobody was listening 😭😭😭”. They strongly favor Intuition over Sensing: they hyperfixate on stories, symbolism, and fictional narratives (Stranger Things, Welcome to Derry, Minecraft SMPs) and react to them in big-picture, interpretive ways, as seen in “minecraft yaoi better than this shit uhmmmm treebark soloing!!! everyone!!!” and the way they analyze ship dynamics and endings in tweets like “okay so ships not bones: stonathan jopper lumax okay whatever”. Their tone is clearly Feeling-dominated: decisions and judgments are driven by emotional resonance, loyalty, and values rather than detached logic—e.g., defending Will Byers so fiercely that it causes conflict in “defending will byers so much that my mom is pissed off at me now okay” and urging others not to self-harm in “NEVER KILL YOURSELF🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️”. They present as Perceiving rather than Judging: their life feels spontaneous and reactive—cramming portfolio pieces last-minute in “i need to make 10 art portfolio pieces by may why did i sign up for this”, starting shows and projects chaotically like “starting supernatural too many years too late….”, and constantly shifting hyperfixations. Altogether, their introspective, fandom-driven emotional intensity and loose, unstructured lifestyle best fit INFP: idealistic, feelings-forward, and deeply attached to fictional worlds and personal values, as shown in their passionate Green Day/TØP devotion in tweets like “being a green day fan is actually so magical we always winning” and “im never getting over how tyler wrote npi at 17 like hello why cant i be that goated”.

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Art student + fandom ranter. Currently drawing ranchers, defending Will Byers, and oversharing about Green Day at lunch. Opinions are my own.– @stxrringsky

Your signature cocktail
This chaotic little drink is electric and dramatic, just like their timeline flipping from art brainrot to existential spiral in two seconds. The electric blue raspberry vodka captures their hyperfixation energy and fandom hopping, from “minecraft yaoi better than this shit uhmmmm treebark soloing!!! everyone!!!” to “starting supernatural too many years too late….”. Sour apple liqueur stands in for their sharp, slightly bitter humor when they tweet things like “mike shut the fuck up about the three waterfalls i’m gonna drown you” and “i think we should start calling conservatives tories again”. The sparkling apple juice topper is a nod to how weirdly central apple juice is to their lore, from “everyone drank the apple juice before i even got a chance it ends tonight” to “my sister opened the apple juice this is gonna be the best day ever”. A splash of cold brew reflects the exhausted student artist grinding through portfolios and homework, like “i need to make 10 art portfolio pieces by may why did i sign up for this” and “first quiz grade in chemistry was a 67 this semester okay whatever”. Finally, the Pop Rocks rim with grenadine captures their explosive emotional swings and dramatic all-caps reactions, from “ME LAST YEAR WOULD HAVE JUST KILLED IMSELF” to unhinged joy like “YAYYY I GET TO SEE THE TØP DOCUMENTARY YAYYYY YAYYY”, making the whole cocktail sweet, sour, loud, and a little bit self-destructive—but ultimately still sparkling.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a very strong creative and analytical streak. They constantly talk about art and design choices, like when they say they’re "messing with how i design his hair" in their Stardew fanart (“i’m messing with how i design his hair guhhh #sdvfanart #stardewvalley”) and stress over building a 10-piece portfolio (“i need to make 10 art portfolio pieces by may why did i sign up for this”), showing a reflective, craft-focused mindset. They also engage with media in a very meta way, analyzing shows and endings in real time — for example, reacting to Stranger Things structure and ship resolution with lines like “okay so ships not bones: stonathan jopper lumax okay whatever” and dissecting tonal choices such as “WHY IS THE INTRO SO CHEERY AFTER ALLAT”. Their humor is quick and referential, as with the dry comparison of Minecraft fandom to TV writing (“minecraft yaoi better than this shit uhmmmm treebark soloing!!! everyone!!!”) and their self-aware fandom commentary like “people trying to ragebait on pinterest is SO funny because they’re all so bad at it”. While they show loyalty to bands and creators, the dominant pattern is sharp commentary, creativity, and an almost obsessive engagement with stories and symbolism rather than pure ambition (Slytherin) or straightforward bravery/loyalty (Gryffindor/Hufflepuff). All of this together fits a strongly Ravenclaw-coded personality: highly online, very creative, and constantly thinking about how narratives and art are constructed.

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A song that fits them best is "Jesus of Suburbia" by Green Day. They’re very openly a Green Day fan, like when they said “this kid at my lunch table mentioned green day and i lowk started tweaking out and starting talking about them for 5 minutes” and “being a green day fan is actually so magical we always winning”. The song’s mix of angst, suburban frustration, and messy emotion mirrors their posts about school and family, such as “first day of school and my teacher already told me i have big shoes to fill because my mom was one of his favorite students 😭😭😭 it’s so over” and “can someone pleasg turn my power back on my mom is too busy annotating bibles to do it”. Its shifts between humor, despair, and defiance echo their dramatic, half-joking posts about mental health like “ME LAST YEAR WOULD HAVE JUST KILLED IMSELF” and “NEVER KILL YOURSELF🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️”. The chaotic, narrative structure of the song also fits their hyperfixations and fandom rants about shows and music, from Stranger Things to Twenty One Pilots, where they swing rapidly between excitement and critique.

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