Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful wit: Uses clever, absurd humor like the F-35/Vergil joke in “the f 35 is a failed platform. the us air force should immediately pivot to VERGIL FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY SERIES”.
- Community-minded: Engages with niche communities and hashtags like #wenginetwt, apologizing for spooking others in “i was made aware i may have scared severed innocence by liking their tweet before announcing myself so i would like to formally apologize anyway hello i just got here”.
- Self-awareness: Openly acknowledges habits and personality, such as over-chatting in “been acting like too much of a type a chatter lately fuck i need to burn out on one of my current fixations already”.
- Critical thinking: Provides nuanced media commentary, like evaluating game story structure and pacing in “2.3 had excellent pacing and MOST characters got to shine with imo really emotionally fitting stories”.
- Protective allyship: Stands up against perceived bigotry and defends group identity in “for far too long has this sort of bigotry been normalized, but we spheres have rights and feelings too. this is not okay, this cannot stand. #stopwenginehate”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults or slurs about self and others, such as “wow im retarded” and “normalise bullying children on the internet again”.
- Impulsiveness: Admits to posting without proofreading or restraint in “death before proofreading” and “i really should start proofreading before posting esp if it's late send tweet”.
- Cynical outlook: Often frames things through negativity or doom, like “we are living in the final days of the wengine civilization” and “fuck insane worldview actually, all I want is be happy now”.
- Conflict-prone: Leans into antagonistic or combative jokes, such as wishing targeted disappearances in “maybe thanos was right except it should just be the people i don't like personally :>”.
- Self-deprecating: Regularly puts themself down or jokes at their own expense, as in “been acting like too much of a type a chatter lately fuck i need to burn out on one of my current fixations already” and “wow im retarded”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The overall vibe matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly shitposting but with surprising moments of sincerity. They lean heavily into mischief and dark humor, like saying “maybe thanos was right except it should just be the people i don't like personally :>” and “normalise bullying children on the internet again society would only benefit if people weren’t allowed on here before they’re outta their teens”, which is very Bart-core. Their love of edgy, over-the-top media and games—e.g. Kojima, Metal Gear, FromSoft, gacha, and lines like “math is for gaylords. I’d rather smoke weed.”—echo Bart’s rebellious streak and tendency to clown on anything serious. At the same time, they occasionally drop unexpectedly earnest or introspective posts, like “fuck insane worldview actually, all I want is be happy now”, similar to how Bart sometimes reveals a softer, more vulnerable side under the prankster persona. Their messy, self-deprecating style ("death before proofreading" and “i really should start proofreading before posting esp if it's late send tweet”) also fits Bart’s impulsive, act-first-think-later personality far better than a more orderly character like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert: most posts revolve around solitary media consumption and online games rather than offline socializing, and even when interacting with others they frame it in a slightly anxious, self-conscious way, like apologizing for scaring someone by liking their tweet before speaking (“i was made aware i may have scared severed innocence by liking their tweet before announcing myself so i would like to formally apologize anyway hello i just got here #wenginetwt”). Their humor and interests suggest Intuition: they enjoy abstract/meta jokes, political/game industry commentary, and theoretical what-ifs, e.g. merging two complex games into a single thematic work (“if there's ever gonna be a pw remake it needs to be merged with a mgs v remake and just call the whole thing mgs 5, those games are too closely tied in story, gameplay, and themes to keep 'em as separate releases”). They read as more Thinking than Feeling: when annoyed they analyze and mock inconsistencies or bad design rather than focusing on harmony, such as picking apart an argument with pointed sarcasm (“'this should explain things' proceeds to link an article that not only explicitly mentions how the variant that dude is wearing was designed for desert environments, but also in the same section names one that was made for urban operations. what did they mean by this?”), and their political/media takes are often caustic rather than conciliatory (“no way i just witnessed them get shadow realm'd in real time WHAT DID THEY DO??? the gacha grail crowd can't be so frail to report bomb people over the softest pushback like that, surely.. SURELY?!”). Finally, they are clearly Perceiving: they present as spontaneous, messy, and unstructured—joking about not proofreading (“i really should start proofreading before posting esp if it's late send tweet”), getting sucked impulsively into gacha games (“fine, i'll play your anime tiddy jiggle gambling games”), and embracing chaotic, last-minute reactions rather than careful planning (“i take a quick nap and wake up in a whole different year what the hell”). Altogether, their introspective yet irreverent tone, abstract/media-analytic interests, argumentative sarcasm, and go-with-the-flow lifestyle are a strong match for INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If math is for gaylords and you’d rather smoke weed, can I be the cozy little side quest where we ignore numbers, min-max our ATK%, and theorycraft a 4‑piece Hormone Punk, 2‑piece Astral Voice build for our relationship instead?
- You said you’d rather replace every DS1 enemy with blue drakes than touch DS2 again — statistically speaking, the only thing tankier than that grudge is my crush on you. Wanna invade my world so we can test poise breakpoints together?
- As a fellow sphere rights activist, I fully support #stopwenginehate, but I’m gonna discriminate a little: out of all the orbs in #wenginetwt, you’re the only one I’d gladly pull limited‑banner rates for.
- You woke up in a whole different year, got got by a gacha, and still worry about ruining food when you reheat it — sincerely, that combo of chaos, self‑drag, and nerdy fixation is exactly my type. Can I be your guaranteed pity pull for 2026?
- You’re out here choosing death before proofreading, burying the light on 1.5x speed, and threatening the F‑35 with Vergil from DMC — statistically, you’re already living peak shitpost protagonist life. All I’m asking is a DLC where the protagonist goes on a date with me beside that bowl of noodles.
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Your new Twitter bio
Critic of bad gachas, defender of spheres, and part-time lore essayist. Once burned dinner so badly it became a recurring bit on my timeline.– @su6human
Your signature cocktail
The Wengine Overclock
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like a timeline full of gacha salt and kojima brainrot. The overproof dark rum captures their tendency to go hard and overshare at 3am, from “been acting like too much of a type a chatter lately fuck i need to burn out on one of my current fixations already” to “it would be so funny if elmo's little stunt cost orange man the throne please let it happen god i beg u homie”. Calamansi or lime juice adds a sharp, bright acidity for their quick, cutting humor in posts like “only so much piss to go around and they use it all to fill funkos — sickened by today's society...” and “maybe thanos was right except it should just be the people i don't like personally :>”. Black coffee cold brew is the tired backbone of the drink, nodding to their bio’s “back hurts years young” and the exhausted-but-still-online energy of “i take a quick nap and wake up in a whole different year what the hell”. The spicy chili-honey syrup reflects their queer gremlin chaos and fondness for being a little unhinged, as in “math is for gaylords. I’d rather smoke weed.” and “be crime do gay”. Finally, the smoked salt rim grounds everything with a slightly bitter, jaded edge that fits their gamer-goblin posting about suffering through games and gacha, like “i finally got got by a gacha :c” and “elden ring good. fuck that dragon tho, he can suck my balls”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a distinctly analytical, media‑literate way of thinking and a love of deep dives into their interests, which points strongly to Ravenclaw. Their long breakdown of why a particular game patch and story arc works for them, emphasizing pacing and thematic cohesion, shows a reflective, critical mindset: “2.3 had excellent pacing and MOST characters got to shine with imo really emotionally fitting stories, so for me it's peak…”. They also think systemically about design and narrative structure, as in their suggestion to structurally merge Peace Walker and MGS V because of shared story, gameplay, and themes: “those games are too closely tied in story, gameplay, and themes to keep 'em as separate releases”. Their tweets often analyze mechanics and balance in games (“you used to be able to get sidequests by interacting with the world… but not anymore cuz the plot sent the mcs down a training arc no one asked for” and “my personal wish list of changes would be: collision and friendly fire between teammates, explosion knockback on players…”), which is classic Ravenclaw pattern‑spotting and critique. Even their humor tends to be conceptual and referential rather than purely emotional or status‑oriented, like their mock policy proposal about aircraft and Devil May Cry: “the f 35 is a failed platform. the us air force should immediately pivot to VERGIL FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY SERIES”. While they have some Gryffindor‑ish calling‑out of bigotry (“for far too long has this sort of bigotry been normalized, but we spheres have rights and feelings too. this is not okay, this cannot stand”), the dominant throughline is witty critique, meta‑commentary, and thoughtful engagement with media, all of which are hallmarks of Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Bury the Light - Casey Edwards ft. Victor Borba
The best fit is “Bury the Light” because they literally comment that “bury the light on 1.5 speed is kinda a bop”, showing a direct attachment to the song and its vibe. The track’s dramatic, over-the-top edge and memes around Vergil match their love of stylish, slightly unhinged gaming culture, like the post about the F-35 being replaced with “VERGIL FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY SERIES”. Lyrically, themes of inner conflict and relentless drive resonate with their self-aware chaos and burnout jokes, such as “been acting like too much of a type a chatter lately fuck i need to burn out on one of my current fixations already”. The song’s mix of edginess and sincerity fits a persona that goes from shitposting about gacha and ATK% builds to lines like “fuck insane worldview actually, all I want is be happy now”. Overall, Bury the Light captures their blend of ironic posting, gamer fixation, and genuine emotional undercurrent.
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