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Your Simpsons character
This user’s energy is chaotic, obsessive, and irreverent in a way that fits Bart Simpson perfectly. Like Bart, they are loud about their passions and crushes, shouting things like “off que homem gostoso puta que pariu eu ajoelhava e mamava” and “priquita pare de piscar pulsar molhar é só uma edit do gerard way bravp”, which mirrors Bart’s unfiltered, troublemaking side. Their dramatic outbursts, such as “EU TO DEVASTAFA DU TO MUOTO MAL” and “MDS não sei desenhar NQO swi jogar não sei fazer nada eu vou me matr”, feel like Bart’s flair for melodrama when things don’t go his way. They also joke around with friends and family in a very casual, teasing tone, like “amigo calma a maconha não tem perna pra fugir de vc ok vamos fumar com calma” and “aí mãe tabom vei”, which fits Bart’s way of talking to Milhouse and his parents. Finally, underneath the chaos there is real love and attachment—seen in tweets like “amo tanto tanto tanto ele ele me deixa doente” and “minha mãe é assim amo minha mãe ano minha mãe sabiam q eu amo minha mãe”—which echoes Bart’s hidden but strong affection for the people he cares about.

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They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are about being at home, hibernating, drawing, and staying on their phone all night rather than going out, like when they say their routine is to wake at 4pm, stay on their phone, and then “me enfio no quarto até amanhecer” in “rotina produtiva: acordo 4 da tarde fico no celular... me enfio no quarto até amanhecer”, and enjoying hibernating in “amo hibernar”. They clearly favor Intuition (N), focusing on emotional, imaginative content over concrete, practical details: they dream about Big Brother and wild edits in “sonhei com as primas todas… no final a gente fingia q tava na edit e realmente ficávamos coloridos” and wax poetic about MCR albums and eras, like “COMO pode o three cheers ser o melhor álbum do mcr”. They are strongly Feeling (F): almost every tweet is intense emotional expression—adoration, heartbreak, obsession—rather than detached analysis, such as “amo tanto tanto tanto ele ele me deixa doente” and “te amo meu amor te amo te amo te amo te amo”. Even when they argue, it’s value-based and passionate, as in “PQ O SOAD É BANDA DE METAL. O MCR É QUASE UM POPROCK/PUNK… QUAL A DIFICULDADE”, where the tone is emotional more than purely logical. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving (P): they sleep late, eat only bread for days, and fantasize rather than structure, like “rotina produtiva: acordo 4 da tarde… durmo 5 da manhã ciclo se repete” and the lack of planning in “tô comendo só pão a 3 dias”. Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional world, fandom idealism, vivid imagination, and loose, unstructured routine fits INFP best.

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Professional Gerard Way overthinker. Dreams in MCR setlists, survives on bread & memes. Once nearly annihilated a dog (by accident, I swear).– @suasgirl_

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This cocktail is loud, dramatic, and a little unhinged—perfect for someone who screams “IF YOU MARRY ME?? WOULD YOU BURY ME??? WOULD YOU CARRY ME??? TO THE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEENDDDDDDDDDD” and insists that Three Cheers is peak MCR canon in “COMO pode o three cheers ser o melhor álbum do mcr mss”. Black cherry vodka mirrors the emo-sweet obsession with Gerard and Mikey, especially the all-caps devotion in “amo tanto eles amo tanto o gerard... EU AMO”. The red energy drink channels their chaotic, sleep-deprived routine from “rotina produtiva: acordo 4 da tarde... durmo 5 da manhã”, keeping the vibe wired even when they’re “hibernating” in “amo hibernar”. Lime juice cuts through with sharp humor, like telling a friend “amigo calma a maconha não tem perna pra fugir de vc ok vamos fumar com calma”, while a dash of bitter amaro nods to the emotional whiplash of “EU TO DEVASTAFA DU TO MUOTO MAL” and the bio line “You don't care 'bout how i feel / I don't feel it anymore.” Finally, edible silver glitter sparkles like the dramatic thirst in “off que homem gostoso puta que pariu eu ajoelhava e mamava” and the unhinged keyboard smash of “MEU AMOR 🫷👍🤍...”, making this drink as extra as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
This user’s defining trait is intense loyalty and emotional attachment, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They constantly express deep love and devotion toward the people and things they care about, like in “amo tanto tanto tanto ele ele me deixa doente” and “amo tanto eles amo tanto o gerard amo tanto o cabelinho de cuiaw do Gerard…”. Their protectiveness over loved ones also shows up in a humorous, ride-or-die way: “caso vcs não saibam isso foi verdade lá em itacity Tasha e Everton chamaram meu homem de feio e eu quebrei tudo”. They show consistent affection and attachment to friends and family, like “minha mãe é assim amo minha mãe… eu amo tia Silvana eu amo ela” and their ongoing obsession with friend Tasha in “MDS eu tweeto muito sobre Tasha aquela amiga obcecada”. While they have flashes of impulsive passion, the dominant throughline is steadfast, almost stubborn devotion to their people and favorite bands, which fits Hufflepuff more than the other houses.

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The best fit is Helena because their entire personality on the timeline orbits My Chemical Romance, especially the Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge era, as they say in full caps how “COMO pode o three cheers ser o melhor álbum do mcr mss” here. The dramatic, grief‑soaked lyrics and theatrical emo energy mirror their own hyper-emotional posting style, like when they spam-cry over the band and its members in “MEU AMOR 🫷👍🤍👍👍💔🎧🦷🔥👽🔥🤣…” and “EU TI DEVASTADA MEU DEUS”. Their bio, “You don't care 'bout how i feel / I don't feel it anymore” echoes the heartbreak and numbness in Helena’s lyrics. They also live for screaming along to melodramatic MCR choruses, just like when they yell “IF YOU MARRY ME?? WOULD YOU BURY ME??? WOULD YOU CARRY ME??? TO THE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEENDDDDDDDDDD” here, which perfectly aligns with the cathartic, funeral‑dance energy of Helena. Overall, their devotion to this era and their intensely emotional, slightly chaotic love for Gerard and the band makes Helena the clearest anthem for them.

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