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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: a rebellious, attention-seeking teen who mixes dark humor with genuine distress. Like Bart, they lean into edgy jokes and provocation, for example asking for explicit content as a minor in “i wanna see DICK someone send me dick pics” and posting about drugs and alcohol in “bro what was i doing yesterday remind me to never smoke again #drugfree” and “ium so fucking drinunk dud i had like 1 shot of vodka and 4 glasees of champagne”. Their timeline is full of chaotic, abrasive humor and trolling, like “everyone hurts themselves in 2026 for attention its not niche anymore” and “abc if you like watersports”, mirroring Bart’s love of shock value and boundary-pushing. At the same time, there’s a thread of loneliness and hurt under the jokes—seen in posts like “can someone be my friend i have none” and “im gonna kill myself soon istg istg IM GONNA”—which fits Bart’s often-overlooked insecurity and need for attention. Their mix of juvenile humor, self-destructive stunts, conflict with adults/parents (“my parents are fucking assholes and want me to kill myself instead”), and performative edginess makes Bart Simpson the closest match among the main characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E) because they constantly seek interaction, attention, and engagement from others, often addressing an audience directly and asking for friends or moots, e.g. “can someone be my friend i have none”, “posting for the 70 people that follow me and ignore everytime i appear on their tl”, and openly sharing personal issues on a public account as in “окей михаил заткнись это твой публичный акк никому похуй на твои чувства”. Their style suggests Intuition (N) over Sensing: they often focus on ideas, labels, and discourse (proship, darkships, systems, grooming, doxxing) and like arguing conceptually, as in “this is my intro im sparten/mikhail im a gay 14 yo cismale femboy english isnt my first language and i like arguing :)))))” and the abstract moral takes in “i wouldve agreed if this didnt say endogenic systems endogens can kill themselves icl”. They show a strong Thinking (T) preference through their bluntness, combative tone, and inclination to critique others rather than soothe feelings, as seen in “people can avoid this like really easily actually unless your retarded that is”, “deadass people posting vent art is starting to psis mee off like oKOKK YOUCUT YOURSELF EVERYONE FUCKING DOES YOURE NOT SPECIALLL”, and their willingness to make harsh, edgy judgments even about serious topics. Their behavior is highly Perceiving (P): they are impulsive, chaotic, and spontaneous—getting drunk or high on a whim (“bro what was i doing yesterday remind me to never smoke again #drugfree”, “getting drunk with a friend ignore if i say some shit to you.”), rapidly mood‑swinging, and repeatedly reacting in the moment rather than showing any structured planning. While their emotional volatility might suggest Feeling at first glance, the underlying pattern is an argumentative, provocative, debate-oriented style with dark humor and a love of controversy—more characteristic of ENTP than other types (e.g. the gleeful provocation in “subkit is a darkship prove me wrong” and the meta-joking about doxxing in “i gotta start looking into how to doxx people more i need this knowledge desperately.”). Overall, they appear to be an outwardly expressive, idea‑fixated, confrontational, and highly spontaneous personality that fits ENTP best.

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Mikhail | 14 | artist & debater | occasionally in over my head, always honest. Once live-tweeted mistaking New Year’s champagne for juice.– @subdolf

Your signature cocktail
The Bleeding Lemon Fizz mixes sour, sweet, and a little burn, just like their timeline whiplashing between jokes and vents. The fresh lemon juice is a nod to their weirdly tender lemon obsession and rituals: “i eat lemons every night for good luck.” and “i want lemons :))))))”. Vodka (or a zero‑proof swap) reflects their messy, chaotic experimentation with substances and nights gone wrong: “ium so fucking drinunk dud i had like 1 shot of vodka and 4 glasees of champagne” and “bro what was i doing yesterday remind me to never smoke again #drugfree”. Grenadine gives the drink its bleeding red streak for all the self‑harm, melodrama, and theatrical despair: “erryuhhh im bleeding so much” and “im gonna kill myself soon istg istg IM GONNA”. Tonic water adds bitterness and fizz for their constant arguing, edginess, and dark humor: “im a gay 14 yo cismale femboy ... and i like arguing :)))))” and “everyone hurts themselves in 2026 for attention its not niche anymore”. Finally, a dash of chili or ginger syrup captures that sharp, slightly dangerous kink/overshare energy and desire for older guys: “praying for a guy to molest my femboy self” and “do you think older guys will still like me when i turn 15”.

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A well-suited song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures a mix of dark humor, self-destructiveness, and feeling alienated. They openly joke about self-harm and suicidal thoughts, like when they post “im gonna kill myself soon istg istg IM GONNA” and “ааа можно мне покончить с собой сегодня”, which parallels the song’s angry, nihilistic teen angst. Their frustration about being bullied and ignored, such as “why does everyone bully me” and “posting for the 70 people that follow me and ignore everytime i appear on their tl”, fits the song’s theme of not being understood by others. The reckless, provocative edge in tweets like “bro what was i doing yesterday remind me to never smoke again #drugfree” and “i have a mega boner” lines up with the chaotic, rebellious energy of the track. Finally, their mix of self-loathing and craving attention in posts like “can someone be my friend i have none” and “im still mad abt my alt being shadowbanned bro im just gonna post my art here i want attention” echoes the song’s sense of angry vulnerability that defines a lot of teenage experience.

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