
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They read as a highly self-aware, emotionally intense teen who overthinks everything, much like Lisa Simpson. There’s a mix of idealism and self-directed harshness: they say things like “I'm pro recovery for everyone except me”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to know what’s healthy or right but struggle to apply it to herself emotionally. They intellectualize their issues (calorie math, fast tracking, and chronic illness details) while still being overwhelmed by feelings, shown in posts like “i feel so .. unaccomplished?... no matter what I do it's not enough. 720c”. Their sensitivity and perfectionism appear in reactions such as “call me fat idc but i just spent 20 minutes crying over someone taking one of my muffins because now in my brain the other 2 that are left are dirty and unsafe”. Like Lisa, they often feel misunderstood and at odds with their family, as in “'dad I've lost 45 lbs!' 'good job, keep going' SHUT THE FUCK UP”, while still craving connection and validation from their online peers.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they talk about being very online and anxious interacting with non‑ED spaces, e.g. [“I GET SO NERvous interacting w normaltwt as an edtwt account,,, i promise im not evil im just mentally ill ok... :”, and their social world is mostly close mutuals and online friend groups rather than lots of IRL events. Their style is more Intuition (N) than Sensing: even when they mention concrete things like calories or fasting, they quickly turn it into meaning or identity, like “everyone loves me because I want them to and everyone hates me because I'm better than them but I hate myself because I suck but I'm still the best because I CAN be better than everyone else Ok ok”, which is very abstract and self‑concept focused. They show strong Feeling (F): they react emotionally to people and situations (e.g. crying over someone taking a muffin in “i just spent 20 minutes crying over someone taking one of my muffins because now in my brain the other 2 that are left are dirty and unsafe for consumption and im sick and those were all i was looking forward to eating. kms”) and talk about wanting to support others, like “if it was someone irl, id probably be like 'oh i hope you can feel better soon, if you need to talk im here etc etc'”. Their life looks more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they frequently describe inconsistent routines and changing plans (fasts, binges, being “bad abt counting” in “low key have been bad abt counting.. focusing more on minimizing pain as of late cause eating HURTS!!! ahh prob averaging 1200 1800?? idk idk”), and set goals in a loose, experimental way like “55 days to my bday.. can i lose 20 lbs by then... plz....” rather than following rigid structures. Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional life, value‑heavy language, identity focus, online introversion, and flexible, somewhat chaotic day‑to‑day behavior best fits INFP.

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16 • chronically ill goblin who forgets meals and Just Dance breaks bones back into place. Here for oversharing, under-eating, and wolf-themed brainrot.– @subspaceofedtwt

Your signature cocktail
The Fat Chud Fizz is loud, dramatic, and secretly soft, just like them calling themself a “fat chud” while hyping up wolf thinspo threads in “I'm such a fat fucking chud. I'm gonna make a thread of wolf themed ed stuff if anyone wants a tag. i feel chudful”. The blood orange soda with pulp captures their chronic-stomach-pain sourness and the way eating physically hurts in “god i hate eating. uughhh it hurts so bad ahhhhh GET ME OUTTA HERE just put me on a tube already”, while the pulp is that texture-averse ARFID-sus vibe from their bio. An espresso shot over ice is their wired, obsessive fasting grind and Just Dance cardio from “back on my just dance bullshit. one hour of dancing… ALSO stayed under 1200c today” and “HELL YEAHHHH that's a full day yesterday and then 16 hours today, plus 2 from the day before that”. Pomegranate liqueur adds a deep, bruised sweetness for the self‑harm and sh‑side tweets like “retaliation to the world, + i think the scars are prettyyy” and the chaotic love–hate self talk in “FUCK YOU TOO. everyone loves me because I want them to and everyone hates me because I'm better than them but I hate myself because I suck but I'm still the best”. The lavender syrup is their unexpectedly gentle, pro‑recovery‑for-others side from “if it was someone irl, id probably be like 'oh i hope you can feel better soon, if you need to talk im here etc etc'”, softening the bitterness without erasing it. Finally, the edible silver glitter rim is pure edtwt theatrics and attention-loving duality—sparkly, vain, and a little unhinged—echoing the performative body goals of “getting skinny so he can grab my waist without it jiggling” and the giddy mood of “NEW LW BUT I CANT UPDATE MY SHIT ON MY PHONE WHO CHEERED”.

Your Hogwarts House
They repeatedly frame their life in terms of long‑term goals, competition, and winning, which is very Slytherin-coded ambition. For example, they set specific weight targets and future milestones like “i could be NOT obese by my birthday WHAT and i can do it eating above 1000cals so long as i exercise WHAT” and “i am so ready for the new years resolution lock in. i WILL be 150 by this time next year. i promise myself.”, showing driven, results-focused thinking. There’s also a sharp, almost ruthless self-narrative in tweets like “everyone loves me because I want them to and everyone hates me because I'm better than them but I hate myself because I suck but I'm still the best because I CAN be better than everyone else Ok ok”, which combines insecurity with a belief they can surpass others. They demonstrate strategic self‑presentation and social maneuvering, e.g., [“I GET SO NERvous interacting w normaltwt as an edtwt account,,, i promise im not evil im just mentally ill ok... :”, indicating awareness of different personas for different audiences. Even their anger is tied to pride and being underestimated, such as “who's the idiot now bitch TREAT ME THE SAME!!! AGGHHHH”, which fits Slytherin’s sensitivity to status and respect. While they show some Hufflepuff-style loyalty to friends, the dominant throughline is ambition, competitiveness, and self-preservational focus, which aligns most strongly with Slytherin.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Teen Idle by MARINA. The track captures a self-destructive, image-obsessed teenage mindset that mirrors how they talk about weight and worth, like calling themself a “fat fucking chud” and saying “I'm so fat eats I'm so fat eats again I'm so fat eats again again”. The song’s themes of wanting an idealized body and feeling like a failed teenager line up with posts such as “one day i will get there” and “me some day please please pleaplpasldplepalspdas;d” over thinspo. Their mix of dark humor and genuine pain, like joking “great restriction tip: just get yourself so sick that water is enough to make you feel like puking” while also saying “god i hate eating. uughhh it hurts so bad ahhhhh GET ME OUTTA HERE”, echoes the song’s glamorization of misery and body hatred. Even their identity as a struggling, mentally ill teen on edtwt, confessed in posts like “I'm pro recovery for everyone except me”, fits the song’s core feeling of wanting to be a different, “better” version of yourself while spiraling.

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