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Your Simpsons character
Violet mirrors the high-achieving, perfectionist nature of Lisa Simpson, specifically seen in the Simpsons episode Sleeping with the Enemy where Lisa develops an obsession with her weight. Like Lisa, Violet is a high-performing student and artist who recently got into her “dream school with my tuition 100% covered!”, yet she remains deeply self-critical and prone to breakdowns over her body image. She is highly analytical and “obsessive about tracking EVERYTHING” in her life, mirroring Lisa’s Type-A personality. Her competitive drive in dance also reflects Lisa’s need to be the best, evidenced by her spiraling when she didn't get a “featured number” and blaming it on her weight. Ultimately, both struggle with the pressure of balancing external success with a fragile internal sense of self-worth.

Your MBTI personality Type
Violet leans toward Extroversion through her heavy reliance on social validation, sharing “all the nudes i send my boyfriend arejust bodychecks lol” and actively seeking “interactive moots”. Her Sensing trait is evident in her hyper-fixation on concrete data like “11g of protein, 7g of fiber” and the physical sensations of her dance competitions. She exhibits strong Feeling through her emotional volatility regarding relationships, even tweeting that she needs “to starve to death” because she misses her ex. Finally, her Judging preference is shown in her rigid need for structure, noting she is “obsessive about tracking EVERYTHING” and creating detailed “february accountability” plans.

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Dancer and student in the class of 2030. When I’m not at rehearsals or trying new recipes, I’m busy trying to master the art of the perfect 20-minute stair climb.– @subtlehunger

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a sharp, low-calorie concoction that captures Violet’s desperate drive to be 'OUT OF BMI 23 JAIL'. The muddled apple pays homage to her 'fucking up a granny smith apple in the student parking lot', while the bitter cold-brew reflects the self-punishment of someone who thinks they are a 'failure' for eating girl scout cookies. The drink is physically light but emotionally heavy, mirroring a life where even nudes are just 'bodychecks'. Finally, the silver glitter and floral garnish represent her 'tender and sad' aesthetic and the performative sparkle of a dancer who feels like she must 'starve to death' to be worthy of her art.

Your Hogwarts House
Violet demonstrates the classic Slytherin trait of resourcefulness through her highly analytical approach to achieving her goals, such as finding ways to manipulate her weigh-ins by “chug water and wear ankle weights on days i get weighed”. Her ambition is central to her identity, as seen in her drive to succeed in competitive spaces like theater and dance, where she celebrates when she “GOT A FEATURED PART” but descends into self-criticism when she doesn't. She maintains a shrewd focus on her ultimate objectives, viewing her physical transformation as a trophy and noting that her “ugw is the reward”. Even her altruism is calculated to serve her primary goal, like when she “gave it to him instead” to avoid a binge, turning a moment of kindness into a strategic move for her own self-preservation.

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The song's core theme of body dissatisfaction and the pressure to be thin resonates deeply with Violet’s constant fixation on her weight and appearance. She expresses a painful desire for a specific aesthetic, tweeting, “ugh the way i dress would look so much better if i were 20 lbs lighter :(”, echoing the song's sentiment about changing oneself to feel beautiful. Her competitive nature in dance and the fear of being seen as 'obese' lead to a cycle of self-shame, seen when she writes, “im convinced its because im obese and talentless” after missing a featured part. Despite her academic success, her self-worth remains tied to numbers, as she obsessively prays, “140 WHEN I WAKE UP PLEASEEE”. This mirrors the Prom Queen lyrics regarding the futility and sadness of the 'ideal' body pursuit.

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