
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, this user is a young, misunderstood intellectual who feels deeply alienated from their family, notably stating, “if my mom doesn't want me, my dad doesn't want me... where the fuck do I go”. Both experience a heavy sense of existential dread and depression, with the user often lamenting that “there's really no way out but death”, mirroring Lisa’s darker, blues-driven episodes. Despite their struggles with body image and “unhealthy” habits, they remain high-achieving yet pressured, fearing academic failure and the familial rejection that follows. They often seek solace in niche interests like Alien Stage or music, much like Lisa retreats into her saxophone to escape a world that “doesn't really care” about her.

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Su demonstrates a strong Introverted (I) preference, often expressing a desire to retreat from the world, stating, “I want to go back to my room and never get out, I want to rot to death”. Their focus on internal struggles and a rich, albeit painful, inner world suggests Intuition (N), as seen when they wish they could “live in my own life instead of always living in my imagination”. The user's decision-making is heavily driven by Feeling (F), as their tweets are deeply emotional and centered on personal values and relationships, such as when they stay alive because they “didn't have someone's life depend on me”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is evident in their erratic sleep schedule and spontaneous actions, like when they “just cut my hair... so I don't have to take care of it” without prior planning.

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Egyptian student and cat enthusiast navigating life’s twists. Once tried baking a cake to escape math homework; now I just play Roblox and quest for the perfect tea.– @suc4ls

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This drink captures the chaotic 14-year-old energy of a girl who admits “my antidepressants are pink”. The Egyptian hibiscus base honors her roots, even though she feels “I hate egypt if I was born in any other country maybe I would've been normal”, while the bitter grapefruit reflects her sharp struggles with body image and family pressure. The sparkling wine adds a fizzy, 'experimental' edge for someone who stays up late because “it's 2pm and I still haven't slept lol”. Finally, the silver glitter represents her escapism, as she wishes she was “able to live in my own life instead of always living in my imagination”, garnished with a cherry for the “my lovely bf” she adores.

Your Hogwarts House
Su demonstrates a strong Slytherin focus on self-preservation and personal goals, specifically regarding their body image and the 'accountability' of their actions, such as when they state, “one of the things I want to do before I die is reach my gw so yeah locking in tomorrow guys 🫰🏻”. Their resourcefulness and determination are often channeled into rigid control over their circumstances, evidenced by the post “I'll stop throwing up because I don't wanna be toothless... I really need to stop”, which highlights a calculated decision based on long-term physical consequences. Furthermore, their ambition is reflected in their intense focus on 'passing' or achieving specific milestones despite a bleak outlook, as seen in the tweet “my semester exams results are out today and I BARELY passed”. This combination of self-interest, survival instincts, and a desire for control over their narrative aligns most closely with the traits of Slytherin house.

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This song perfectly encapsulates the user’s intense struggle with body image and eating disorders, reflecting the sentiment in tweets like “I wish I could cut the fat off of my body” and “I genuinely can't stand looking in the mirror”. The lyrics' focus on self-criticism and the desire to be thin mirrors their preoccupation with reaching a 'goal weight' and their admission, “I'm really tired of being fat”. Furthermore, the song’s underlying tone of feeling trapped by societal and parental expectations resonates with their fear of forced marriage, specifically when they mention their mother says “if I fail this year she'll make me marry the first person who proposes to me”. Overall, the track highlights the painful intersection of adolescent insecurity and mental health struggles that dominate @suc4ls's digital presence.

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