Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Dark humorist: Consistently crafts edgy jokes and wordplay, like the rhyme in “Einstein if he was addicted to vaping call that Feinstein”.
- Emotionally candid: Open about crashes, self-harm, and drama, as in “Sorry i havnt been posting much highkey got into a car crash today” and multiple cutting-related posts.
- Community oriented: Engages with many subcommunities and mutuals, tagging things like “#shedtwt #edtwt #drugtwt #proshiptwt” and inviting DMs and interaction.
- Playfully creative: Builds bizarre scenarios and characters, like the Sans roleplay in “Me: sans all night you've barly even danced with me…” and surreal jokes about vampires and periods.
- Defensive loyalist: Publicly defends friends in disputes, e.g. supporting Charaon against accusations in “Charaon has more convincing screenshots but this is my conversation eith possum and 'why' they're transphobic”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm glorification: Frequently posts graphic or jokey self-harm content like “Cutsonmylatinathighs Rt if u cride😢” and “I will swipe my arterie and make it squirt at u”.
- Hostile outbursts: Responds to conflict with aggressive insults, such as “THIS GIRL BLOCKED ME CAUSE SHE THOUGHT I WAS TRANSPHOBIC I THINK U HAVE BETTER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT U PEDOPHILE”.
- Boundary issues: Engages with grooming, ageplay, and proship themes, like “If the world was ending id wanna age play wif u btw” and “#proshiptwt mutual me I love u guys”.
- Illegal behavior: Openly jokes about shoplifting and evading staff in “in stores I run around screaming that im not schizophrenic to make employees think im crazy and avoid me so they dont notice when I steal” and calling themselves “kleptotwt” in “Heyy im the newest member of kleptotwt”.
- Provocative edginess: Uses shock topics (cp, pedophilia, swastikas) for jokes or callouts, as in “Got suspended cause I called out this guy posting cp” and “that kid who carved a SWASTIKA in himself blocked me”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The account most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, attention‑seeking, and constantly toeing the line between edgy joke and real trouble. Like Bart, this user mixes juvenile wordplay with mischief, as in the punny, throwaway humor of “They calling me obtuse nah hoe Im an acute angle im cute asf” and “Id tell u a joke about a girl that only eats plants but you prolly never heard of Herbivore”. There’s a gleeful delinquent streak—stealing, trolling, and baiting authority—shown in “in stores I run around screaming that im not schizophrenic to make employees think im crazy and avoid me so they dont notice when I steal” and “Heyy im the newest member of kleptotwt what we kleptoing today🥰”. The melodramatic self‑harm/gore humor and drama (“shedtwt,” grooming allegations, and posts like “I will swipe my arterie and make it squirt at u”) fit Bart’s habit of turning angst into spectacle rather than introspection. At the same time, their absurd, kid‑brain fandom energy—FNAF, Roblox, Gacha, Paw Patrol, My Little Pony, as in “Join us for a bite Minecraft fnaf music video sister location” and “I like learning about bugs and really old animals... and I like drawing and my little pony”—matches Bart’s immature, pop‑culture‑soaked worldview. Overall, the combination of prankster chaos, edgy jokes, and performative rebellion makes Bart a far better match than the more responsible Lisa, the naïve but warm Homer, or the moralistic Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They read as an Extravert: they constantly engage others, invite DMs, and perform for an audience, e.g. “Imagine what would happen if u dm me👀” and “U should talk to me bru❤️🩹”, plus they openly discuss drama and public image like “How many allegations will i face in my life time game”. Their humor and interests are idea-heavy and playful, suggesting Intuition: they love wordplay and conceptual jokes such as “Id tell u a joke about a girl that only eats plants but you prolly never heard of Herbivore” and surreal scenarios like “New suicide method just dropped”. They lean Thinking over Feeling, often arguing and calling people out in a blunt, confrontational way, as in “Using someone's freakout as proof is genuinely a stupid concept” and “THIS GIRL BLOCKED ME CAUSE SHE THOUGHT I WAS TRANSPHOBIC I THINK U HAVE BETTER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT U PEDOPHILE”. Their life and online presence are chaotic, impulsive, and unstructured, pointing to Perceiving: they joke about kleptomania and spontaneous behavior like “in stores I run around screaming that im not schizophrenic… so they dont notice when I steal” and bounce between topics, drama, and self-deprecating jokes without any sign of planning. Altogether, a loud, controversy-prone, irony-heavy, idea-spinning style fits ENTP: extroverted, intuitive debaters who thrive on chaos, wordplay, and pushing boundaries, evident in posts like “People r too quick to jump to conclusions i was just too focused on hating to read his name😭”.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re a “pale loser puppy boy arf arf :3” — lucky for you I’m really good at playing fetch… so how about I fetch your Discord and we start our own little kennel?
- You running around stores yelling you’re not schizophrenic so you can klepto in peace is wild, but honestly if we went shoplifting together I’d be too busy looking at you to notice the security cameras.
- You like bugs, dragons, old creatures people say didn’t exist, and psychological My Little Pony analysis… statistically speaking, that means I’m your type, because I’m also an unbelievable little creature with deep lore.
- If you can survive getting to fascia on your middle finger, a car crash, and shedtwt drama, you can definitely survive one more thing: me taking you out for fries and listening to you rant about how dumb that ‘Roders groomer of shedtwt’ account was.
- You keep joking about new suicide methods, cutting, and 988twt, but then you post “stop don’t cut yourself it’s okay to ask for help” — so consider this me asking for help… I’ve fallen for you and I need you to DM me immediately.
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Your new Twitter bio
Roder | He/Him | Part-time chaos, full-time storyteller. Once turned a dropped ketchup packet into free pads. Here for jokes, art, and weird little stories.– @suckeredtips
Your signature cocktail
The Roder Bullshit Detector Fizz
The sour apple vodka nods to their bug-and-apple core with a biting edge, just like “Um i like apples and bananas” “Um i like apples and bananas” and the wormy vibe in the bio. Blood orange juice represents their gorey, self-harm-heavy shtwt humor and lines like “I will swipe my arterie and make it squirt at u” “I will swipe my arterie and make it squirt at u”, mixing sweetness with something unsettling. The neon blue raspberry energy drink captures their hyper, chronically-online chaos, from screaming in stores to dodge employees while stealing “in stores I run around screaming that im not schizophrenic to make employees think im crazy and avoid me so they dont notice when I steal” to roleplay drama with Sans “Me: sans all night you've barly even danced with me…”. A grenadine drizzle sinks to the bottom like their heavier topics—suicide jokes and new methods “New suicide method just dropped”—lurking under the candy surface. Finally, a crackling Pop Rocks rim mirrors their explosive, messy stories like the ketchup packet ‘period’ incident “One time i stole a ketchup packet but it fell down my pant and I stepped on it exploding it…” and their tendency to turn every interaction into loud drama, fitting for self-described “Roder the bullshit detector 👀👀👀” “Roder the bullshit detector 👀👀👀”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their behavior is dominated by self‑preservation, provocation, and a willingness to play the villain for attention, all classic Slytherin traits. They openly identify with controversial and harmful spaces like shedtwt, edtwt, drugtwt, and proshiptwt in their promos such as “——> #promotwt … not new to shedtwt … #shedtwt #moothunt ! #shtwt #edtwt #drugtwt #proshiptwt”, and lean into a groomer persona with posts like “SOMONE MADE A 'RODERS GROOMER OF SHEDTWT ' ACC IM FUCKING CRYING” and “SOMEBODY MADE A KIRKIFIED DANNI OF SHEDTWT THATS MY FUCKING GROOMER HELLO😭😭😭😭”, showing comfort with manipulative, notoriety‑seeking roles. They demonstrate resourcefulness and rule‑breaking pride in tweets about stealing and gaming systems, like “Heyy im the newest member of kleptotwt what we kleptoing today🥰” and “in stores I run around screaming that im not schizophrenic to make employees think im crazy and avoid me so they dont notice when I steal”. When attacked, they respond aggressively and with reputation‑management framing, e.g. “THIS GIRL BLOCKED ME CAUSE SHE THOUGHT I WAS TRANSPHOBIC I THINK U HAVE BETTER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT U PEDOPHILE” and the whole defense thread around being labeled transphobic such as “I did not care enough to read their name calling me transphic over a misunderstanding is so weird ppl love to hate”, which emphasizes image and narrative control. There’s also clear social opportunism: they repeatedly solicit DMs and attention (“Dm me bbg😘”, “Imagine what would happen if u dm me👀”), and brag about follower dynamics like “If ur gonna unfollow me remove me as ur follower too or block me I dont want to follow u”, reflecting a sharp, transactional view of relationships. While they show wit and creativity (e.g. their constant wordplay and surreal humor in tweets like “They calling me obtuse nah hoe Im an acute angle im cute asf”), the overriding pattern is cunning, boundary‑pushing, and a pride in being seen as dangerous or scandalous—firmly aligning them with Slytherin over the other houses.
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Your song
Centuries - Fall Out Boy
The best fit is "Centuries" by Fall Out Boy, because it’s dramatic, chaotic, and very online in the same way Roder is. Their whole persona is about turning every weird, unhinged moment into something memorable, like “Einstein if he was addicted to vaping call that Feinstein” and “They calling me obtuse nah hoe Im an acute angle im cute asf”. The song’s theme of being remembered for your mess and dramatics matches tweets like “SOMONE MADE A 'RODERS GROOMER OF SHEDTWT ' ACC IM FUCKING CRYING” and “How many allegations will i face in my life time game”, where they lean into controversy as part of their identity. There’s also a self-destructive yet performative edge in posts like “New suicide method just dropped” and “Stop🛑dont cut yourself ✋️leave that knife up on the shelf”, which echoes the song’s mix of pain and grandiosity. Overall, Centuries fits their mix of dark humor, melodrama, and desire to be unforgettable on the timeline.
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