Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares feelings and vulnerabilities, like treating Twitter as a journal in “i am going to treat twitter as my journal and just write whatever bugs me” and admitting loneliness in “sorry guys im weak and lonely”.
- Socially aware: Engages with political and social issues, criticizing injustice in “in india it is an offence for victims to record their assaults…” and “this should radicalise the entire nation but unfortunately bjp is in power”.
- Self-reflective: Frequently analyzes her own behavior and emotions, like questioning how people feel about her venting in “do you feel the same way when someone (for example me) talks about it on twitter?” and examining attraction and identity in “i think im attracted to this girl…”.
- Playfully humorous: Uses light, self-aware humor even when stressed, such as “had my first cigarette of the year on republic day. very patriotic of me.” and “love bombing is actually not that bad… beggars cant be choosers”.
- Curious thinker: Asks questions and seeks input, like wondering about gym and serotonin in “does gym help with serotonin” and requesting elaboration from others in “can you elaborate”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Frequently talks about herself in a harsh way, such as “sorry guys im weak and lonely” and analyzing herself as a failure in “analysing if you are a failure”.
- Hopeless outlook: Expresses strong pessimism about life and society, like “there's no hope for this country” and “how do you keep hope alive”.
- Validation-seeking: Often looks for reassurance and approval, asking “do you hate me?” and confessing she texted multiple friends to avoid texting the person she really wants in “texted like 5 friends to avoid texting the only person i want to”.
- Emotional impulsivity: Acts quickly on intense feelings, like “just sent a risky text we are brave here” and “in a dark place right now (contemplating downloading hinge)”.
- Cynical distrust: Displays strong suspicion toward others, such as calling a popular mutual performative and creepy in “i have a bad feeling about this one popular oomf… deep down he's a creep” and assuming widespread hatred in “no matter what i do im going to be hated”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: politically aware, introspective, and a bit melancholy but still playful online. Their strong sense of justice and anger at systemic misogyny and bigotry echoes Lisa’s activism, for example in posts like “this should radicalise the entire nation but unfortunately bjp is in power” and “in india it is an offence for victims to record their assaults while the assaults are completely fine. do you realise how disparaging this is”. Like Lisa, they think a lot about sadness, self-worth, and loneliness, evident in tweets such as “no matter what i do im going to be hated. i should just learn how to survive on my own.” and “sorry guys im weak and lonely”. They also have a nerdy, routine side (daily Wordle posts like “good morning Wordle 1,684 4/6”) and a creative/artsy streak, such as going to a pottery studio to make a heart-shaped mug in “today i went to a pottery studio and made a heart shaped mug”. Finally, their mix of film nerdery (“one day ill understand the craze with christopher nolan. one day.”) and hyper-self-aware emotional journaling on Twitter (“i am going to treat twitter as my journal and just write whatever bugs me”) is very Lisa-coded: brainy, sensitive, and perpetually trying to make sense of a broken world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they repeatedly describe Twitter as a personal, almost diary-like space — for example, “i am going to treat twitter as my journal and just write whatever bugs me” and “texted like 5 friends to avoid texting the only person i want to, life is hard” show social anxiety and inward focus rather than classic extroverted energy. Their worldview is clearly Intuitive (N), frequently zooming out to big-picture themes like injustice and hope: “how do you live in a world that is so bigoted and corrupt that accountability means nothing. how do you keep hope alive” and “there's no hope for this country” are abstract reflections rather than concrete, sensory observations. They are strongly Feeling (F), prioritising emotional experience and values over cold logic, as seen in “dil dukh rha hai desperately need a hug”, their concern about being hated in “no matter what i do im going to be hated. i should just learn how to survive on my own.”, and their anger at gender injustice in “we can never win”. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) better than J: they are open-ended, self-described as technologically challenged and overwhelmed (“lmao im dying there's so much work its been ten days since i watched a movie”), joke about impulsive, risky choices (“in a dark place right now (contemplating downloading hinge)”), and treat life as something they’re reacting to rather than tightly organising. The mix of intense inner emotional life, political/ethical idealism, and diary-like, slightly chaotic self-expression maps most closely onto INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re watching Gossip Girl and texting five people to avoid the one you actually want… should I apply to be the sixth, or do I just show up in your DMs like a surprise season 3 plot twist?
- You keep posting your Wordle scores every morning—how about we level up to a new game: you give me five letters, I’ll give you one word that describes us if we ever meet: ‘cinema’. (We both know ten days without a movie is a national emergency.)
- You made a heart-shaped mug at the pottery studio and your breath smelled like garlic—clearly you’ve already mastered warmth and Italian romance. All that’s missing is me doing the dishes while you rant about BJP and bad men.
- You said you might’ve figured out your sexuality if you lived in the same place as that girl… as a public service to questioning queers and sad baddies everywhere, I volunteer as the geographically convenient experiment.
- You treat Twitter like your journal, get patriotic over your first cigarette of the year, hate fish *as a Bengali*, and are technologically cursed by Microsoft OneNote—at this point I don’t want to fix you, I just want front-row seats to the chaos and lifetime hugging rights for when ‘dil dukh rha hai’ hits at 2:30 a.m.
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Your new Twitter bio
Bengali, Wordle survivor & film nerd in a long-term relationship with Microsoft confusion. Tweets on India, cinema, and everything in between.– @suckstobeher
Your signature cocktail
Saddie Baddie Serotonin Spritz
The white rum with coconut water is for the soft but slightly chaotic energy of someone who will have a "first cigarette of the year on republic day. very patriotic of me." and then spiral about life while doing Wordle every morning. Rose syrup captures the romantic, filmi core of a person who texts "nice hands can u hold me" and admits she’s "weak and lonely." Fresh lime juice brings brightness and bite, like when she drags gym bros with "protein this protein that can y'all gym bros stop being so annoying for once." A dash of sea salt represents the constant ache and overthinking of "no matter what i do im going to be hated. i should just learn how to survive on my own." and "when do you get to experience calm again, when does this mindfuck period end." Finally, tonic water topped with a tiny chili slice gives a fizzy, slightly bitter, spicy finish, because she’s both politically radicalised ("so rahul when are we taking bjp down") and playfully unhinged enough to say "in a dark place right now (contemplating downloading hinge)."
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline reads like someone who is loyal, emotionally open, and quietly hardworking rather than glory-seeking. They repeatedly frame Twitter as a space for honest feelings and connection, e.g. calling it their journal in “i am going to treat twitter as my journal and just write whatever bugs me” and directly inviting others in with “hi friends, ama!”, which fits Hufflepuff’s emphasis on sincerity and community. Their concern for fairness and victims comes through in tweets like “in india it is an offence for victims to record their assaults while the assaults are completely fine. do you realise how disparaging this is” and “'had been under severe mental stress' ... the girl literally has a recording and people are still siding with the man? we can never win”, showing a strong sense of justice grounded in empathy rather than ego. They also demonstrate patience and steady effort in small, routine ways, like their consistent Wordle updates such as “good morning Wordle 1,681 6/6”, and their decision to cope by staying busy in “have decided to stay busy to avoid ruining my days of youth”. While they can be self-deprecating and doubtful about being liked, as in “no matter what i do im going to be hated. i should just learn how to survive on my own.”, this reads more as a sensitive, loyal person hurt by the world than as a cynical Slytherin or head-first Gryffindor; overall, their kindness, fairness, and emotional honesty align most strongly with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
A well‑suited song for them is “Liability” by Lorde, because it captures the mix of self-doubt, emotional intensity, and dark humor that runs through their timeline. They often express feeling difficult or unlovable, like when they say “no matter what i do im going to be hated. i should just learn how to survive on my own.” and ask “do you hate me?”, which echoes the song’s core theme of feeling like too much for others. At the same time, they cope with sadness through wry, self-aware jokes, such as “sorry guys im weak and lonely” and calling themselves a “saddie baddie” in their bio. Their habit of using Twitter as an emotional journal — “i am going to treat twitter as my journal and just write whatever bugs me” — also matches the confessional, intimate tone of the song. And beneath the cynicism, there’s a real longing for love and softness, like “dil dukh rha hai desperately need a hug” and “nice hands can u hold me”, which sits right at the heart of Liability’s emotional landscape.
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