Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Open about feelings, from exhaustion and anxiety to affection, like in “you have so much to do and i have nothing ahead of me” and “tem vezes que eu so olho pra minha mae e tipo youre still the one i run to”.
- Loyal-fan: Shows deep dedication to favorite media and characters, e.g. constant Ace Attorney/Nadia Keane fandom in “sou o maior fã deles meu deus do ceu vou ter um piripaque” and “phoenix, miles e larry sao muito especiais pra mim”.
- Humorous: Uses hyperbole and absurdity for jokes, like “ACORDEI NÉ E TALS… HOJE É DIA DE NK PORRA” and “todo dia alguem eh assassinado e cai no cu do miles”.
- Socially-conscious: Shows awareness of social issues and community dynamics, e.g. “eu sou a amiga too woke, sempre” and “queria que lgbts entendessem que outros lgbts nao sao os inimigos”.
- Affectionate: Expresses love and care for people and characters: “minha namorada esta namorando !”, “feliz aniversário nico amor da minha vida :3”, and “jaeyoon ninguem te ama tanto quanto eu”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Frequent references to wanting to die or self-harm, like “preciso me matar logo”, “acho que ainda hoje eu me mato”, and “eu deveria me matar urgentemente”.
- Harsh-selfimage: Speaks very negatively about themself, e.g. “me odeio” and “eu abro a boca por 3 segundos e automaticamente penso parabens eh por isso que ninguem gosta de voce”.
- Overwhelmed: Feels crushed by responsibilities and time, like “o ano ja ta acabando e eu nao fiz nada pqp” and “nao consigo nao pensar que estou desperdiçando todo o meu tempo”.
- Sleep-deprived: Constant struggle with fatigue and sleep, as in “nao aguento mais ter sono”, “eu to com tanto sono sinto que meus olhos vao ser expelidos”, and “precisar dormir me nerfa muito”.
- Interpersonal-avoidant: Expresses strong frustration with human interaction, e.g. “eu odeio relações humanas queria que todo mundo vivesse sozinho sem jamais interagir com outra pessoa” and irritation at social situations in “logico que no unico dia que eu saio toda fodida eu encontro gente conhecida”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They align most closely with Lisa Simpson: introspective, bright, politically aware, and frequently overwhelmed. The user often expresses existential anxiety and self-criticism, like “what’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?” and “o que eu preciso de verdade é uma chance de refazer todas as minhas escolhas desde que eu tinha 5 anos de idade”, mirroring Lisa’s tendency to overthink and spiral emotionally. Their concern with being the “too woke friend” in “eu sou a amiga too woke, sempre” and “eh mentira eu nao sou woke demais as outras pessoas que sao woke de menos” recalls Lisa’s moral and political consciousness. They also clearly have intense niche interests and fandom brainrot, obsessing over characters and media in tweets like “phoenix, miles e larry sao muito especiais pra mim” and “sou o maior fã deles meu deus do ceu vou ter um piripaque”, which fits Lisa’s obsessive dedication to her passions (saxophone, causes, books). Even the tension between caring a lot and feeling alienated by others—seen in “eu odeio relações humanas queria que todo mundo vivesse sozinho sem jamais interagir com outra pessoa”—matches Lisa’s mix of empathy and social frustration.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as clearly more introverted than extroverted: they vent online, complain about social contact and crowds, and idealize being alone, e.g. “eu odeio relações humanas queria que todo mundo vivesse sozinho sem jamais interagir com outra pessoa” and “estar de ferias nao eh suficiente eu preciso que o tempo pare”, suggesting an inward-focused, overstimulated person rather than an energy-seeking extrovert. Their tweets are heavily intuitive and metaphorical, centered on feelings, fiction, and meaning rather than concrete sensory detail—see “o que eu preciso de verdade é uma chance de refazer todas as minhas escolhas desde que eu tinha 5 anos de idade” and the existential lines like “nao consigo nao pensar que estou desperdiçando todo o meu tempo”. They lead with emotion and values rather than logic, consistently using intense affective language and self-worth talk, as in “eu abro a boca por 3 segundos e automaticamente penso parabens eh por isso que ninguem gosta de voce” and “tem vezes que eu so olho pra minha mae e tipo youre still the one i run to the one that i belong to”, pointing to a strong Feeling preference. Their life appears chaotic, procrastination-heavy, and emotionally driven rather than scheduled or structured—complaints about studying and tests like “eu fazendo absolutamente qualquer coisa menos estudar” and “vou fazer essa prova tao no fodase”, plus spontaneous fandom obsessions such as “manifestando muito kirkhall em nk5”, all indicate a Perceiving style. Together this combination of inward focus, abstract/idealistic rumination, emotional intensity, and low structure fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting that you ‘should probably keep it all to myself’, but I’ve seen your Narumitsu and Kirkhall breakdowns — I think your emotions are exactly the kind of testimony I’d like to hear on the stand next to Phoenix and Miles.
- You said ‘everything ends and time takes everything away’, but have you considered the DLC where time pauses whenever we’re playing Ace Attorney on your brother’s PS5 together? Patch notes: reduced existential crisis, +10 to cuddling during cross-examinations.
- You’re out here manifesting Kirkhall in NK5 and worrying if Edgeworth has eaten or had water — statistically speaking, that means you’d also remind *me* to eat, drink, and maybe not ‘have to kill myself today’. That level of care is exactly my type.
- You joke about wanting the apocalypse to start and about dying before 2027, but you also get soft about your mom, your niece, Miguel at the arcade, and your friends going to college. I don’t want the world to end; I just want front-row seats to all these little things that still make you stay.
- You complaining about having to study physics instead of playing Minecraft feels like a challenge: I build us a cozy block house by the ocean, you reconnect with ‘the sea and nature’, and we both pretend that ‘my spot is yours’ was actually you reserving a place in your heart for me.
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Your new Twitter bio
Law student powered by coffee, Ace Attorney, and Gilmore Girls reruns. Once tried to study physics, wrote fanfic instead. ele/ela | BR– @sueehirot
Your signature cocktail
Edgeworth on the Beach (But Make It Existential)
This cocktail runs on the same exhausted chaos as them pulling all-nighters, channeling their perpetual sleep deprivation from posts like “nao aguento mais ter sono” and “eu to com tanto sono sinto que meus olhos vao ser expelidos pra fora do meu rosto em alguns minutos”, so it starts with a jolt of espresso vodka. The blood orange juice mirrors their dramatic flair and dark humor about pain, from “vou arrancar meu utero com uma faca de cozinha” to “to com um hematoma tao grande na perna q parece q ta quase necrosando”. A sea-salt sugar rim nods to their longing for the ocean and some kind of spiritual reset in “preciso ir pra praia me reconectar com o mar com a natureza purificar a alma”, mixing sweetness with sting. Blackberry liqueur drizzles in like the heavy, bittersweet angst of “o que eu preciso de verdade é uma chance de refazer todas as minhas escolhas desde que eu tinha 5 anos de idade” and their recurring self-deprecating spiral in “me odeio”. Finally, fizzy tonic water represents the hyper, fandom-fueled brainrot energy of loving Miles, Phoenix, and John Kirk to the point of meltdown in posts like “phoenix, miles e larry sao muito especiais pra mim” and “sou o maior fã deles meu deus do ceu vou ter um piripaque”, giving the drink a chaotic sparkle that’s half courtroom drama, half existential beach episode.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They come across as intensely cerebral and introspective, constantly overthinking their choices and existence, as in “o que eu preciso de verdade é uma chance de refazer todas as minhas escolhas desde que eu tinha 5 anos de idade” and “nao consigo nao pensar que estou desperdiçando todo o meu tempo”. There is a strong current of academic and intellectual anxiety: they rant about exams and interpretation of texts in “eu sou muito ruim de interpretação de texto nao aguento mais cara” and “quem quer que elabore essas provas precisa ser queimado em praça publica”, showing that school and understanding material matter to them a lot. They are also heavily media- and narrative-oriented, obsessing over character dynamics and story structures in Ace Attorney, Gilmore Girls, anime, and books, such as “eu surto em toda interação narumitsu ate parece q eh a primeira vez q to vendo esses dialogos” and “assistindo gilmore girls mas me sinto jogando amor doce sem poder escolher...”. That kind of close reading and meta-commentary on fiction is a very Ravenclaw way of engaging with the world: they process life through stories, references, and analysis. While they show some Slytherin-style self‑preservation and dark humor in lines like “eu deveria me matar urgentemente”, it’s less about ambition or power and more about an overactive, critical mind turned inward. Overall, their anxiety about using time "correctly," their fixation on understanding things, and their analytical engagement with media fit Ravenclaw best.
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Your song
Bags - Clairo
A well‑suited song for them is Bags by Clairo, which captures quiet despair, self-doubt, and complicated affection in a way that mirrors their timeline. They frequently express a desire to restart or escape life, like when they say “o que eu preciso de verdade é uma chance de refazer todas as minhas escolhas desde que eu tinha 5 anos de idade” and “se o apocalipse realmente começasse hoje eu nao iria reclamar”, echoing the song’s themes of regret and wanting things to be different. Their repeated suicidal and self-hating jokes, such as “acho que ainda hoje eu me mato”, “preciso me matar logo”, and “me odeio”, align with the song’s undercurrent of depression masked by casual tone. They also explicitly reference Clairo with “clairo soube demais quando escreveu essa”, suggesting they already feel deeply understood by her lyrics, which often deal with queer longing and emotional confusion—fitting their own mix of fandom passion, exhaustion, and existential dread seen in tweets like “nao consigo nao pensar que estou desperdiçando todo o meu tempo”. Overall, Bags matches their introspective, melancholic, queer-coded, and slightly chaotic online presence.
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