Suffering_Agony
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Your Simpsons character
The user’s bio and tweets show a relentless, authoritarian drive to dominate humanity’s future, echoing Mr. Burns’s constant quest for power and world‑domination. In the tweet "We must ensure that Human Civilization dominates this galaxy, now and always!" the user’s imperial ambition mirrors Burns’s frequent plots to control Springfield and beyond. Their repeated slogan "Join the Transhumanist Party and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship." resembles Burns’s propaganda‑style recruiting of workers for his nuclear plant. The emphasis on "courage" and "personal responsibility" for humanity’s safety aligns with Burns’s self‑appointed role as the guardian of his own interests, often framed as the greater good. Like Burns, the user repeats the same message ad infinitum, showing a single‑minded zealotry typical of the character.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user repeatedly broadcasts a public call to action ("Join the Transhumanist Party and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship."), showing an outward‑focused, extraverted style. Their focus on future possibilities, such as a "perfect future" and "Human Civilization dominates this galaxy," reflects an intuitive (N) preference for big‑picture ideas. The language is goal‑oriented and logical rather than emotional – they stress "courage," "persistence," and "service guarantees citizenship," indicating a Thinking (T) decision style. Finally, the repeated, structured slogan and the clear plan to gain citizenship through service demonstrate a Judging (J) preference for order and decisive planning.

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Transhumanist visionary, tech futurist & occasional meme curator. Once tried to code my toaster to tweet. #FutureNow– @Suffering_Agony

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The copper‑infused vodka gives the drink a metallic edge that mirrors the user’s drive for a futuristic human supremacy. Blue curaçao adds a deep‑space hue, reflecting the ambition to dominate the galaxy. A splash of nitro‑charged energy shot provides a powerful boost, echoing the repeated call, "Join the Transhumanist Party and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship." Finally, synthetic bitters and edible silver glitter evoke the perfect future promised in the tweet, "#Transhumanism may very well lead Humanity to a perfect future, however, such a future will not be a simple task to attain. No, in order to forge this perfect future, we must have the courage to make it a distinct possibility and the persistence to make it an absolute certainty."

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly emphasizes ambition and dominance, as seen in the tweet "We must ensure that Human Civilization dominates this galaxy, now and always!" This focus on achieving power is a hallmark of Slytherin. They also stress a strategic, goal‑oriented approach with the repeated message "Join the Transhumanist Party and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship," indicating a desire for personal advancement through cunning means. While the bio mentions courage, the overall emphasis on control, influence, and personal gain aligns more closely with Slytherin values.

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Uprising by Muse is a rallying anthem about rising against the status quo and forging a new future. The user’s repeated calls to “Join the Transhumanist Party and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship.” echo the song’s chant‑like demand for collective action. Their tweet “#Transhumanism may very well lead Humanity to a perfect future, however, such a future will not be a simple task to attain.” matches the song’s theme of struggle for a better world. The statement “We must ensure that Human Civilization dominates this galaxy, now and always!” aligns with Muse’s futuristic, rebellious tone about taking control of destiny. Overall, the song’s aggressive, hopeful energy fits the user’s vision of a transhumanist future that requires courage and persistence.

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