Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Constant detailed reactions to Stranger Things and Byler, e.g. “It could have been byler” and “Will Byers I love you forever”.
- Creative writer: Actively writes and discusses fanfic chapters, like “A NEW CHAPTER IS OUT” and asking for chapter 8 “for my birthday”.
- Engaged communicator: Frequently interacts with others via quoted tweets and calls to action, such as “EVERYONE COME HERE!” and “Guys, I haven't watched Stranger Things, can you explain briefly…”.
- Humorous self-aware: Makes fun of own fandom habits, like reading fic in public as if it’s Tolstoy in “pretending that it's Tolstoy's War and Peace”.
- Affectionate partner: Speaks warmly about their boyfriend helping with fic research, e.g. “we've been practicing different kisses so that I can describe them in my byler fic” and “Мой парень за байченсов… я его просвещаю”.
Weaknesses:
- Overinvested fandom: Strong emotional investment and frustration with show decisions, like “I'm afraid of being disappointed” and criticizing plot twists in “The duffers didn't plan to convey any high meaning”.
- Highly explicit focus: Frequent sexualized commentary about characters, e.g. “they're not going to kiss until Mike puts hickeys on Will's body” and discussion of “dirty talk fic”.
- Emotion-driven judgments: Tends to generalize based on feelings, such as “No one can convince me that they didn't show us here that we should expect byler endgame”.
- Public oversharing: Shares intimate details online, like using real-life kissing practice for fic in “we've been practicing different kisses”.
- Negative show cynicism: Often assumes the worst about writers’ intentions, e.g. “they just wanted to surprise everyone :)” and “I loved when this show gave the impression of a very cool and thoughtful written script”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson: creative, analytical, and intensely passionate about her interests. This user is deeply, almost academically invested in Stranger Things and Byler dynamics, proposing alternative season structures like “they could have made episodes 6 and 7 into Mike's vision...”, which mirrors Lisa’s habit of overthinking and rewriting narratives in her head. Like Lisa, they balance emotion and critique, both lovingly obsessive and sharply disappointed with the writers, as in “Let's just admit that they brought Kali back to make her bad... The duffers didn't plan to convey any high meaning, they just wanted to surprise everyone :)”. Their self-aware, slightly nerdy humor—“Me, when I read a byler fic in a public place, pretending that it's Tolstoy's War and Peace”—fits Lisa’s bookish, ironic side. At the same time, they’re emotionally intense and idealistic about queer romance, with lines like “Will Byers I love you forever” and “Gay power”, echoing Lisa’s passionate advocacy for the people and causes she loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show strong Extraverted energy: they constantly address and rally others ("EVERYONE COME HERE!", "Guys, I haven't watched Stranger Things, can you explain briefly what the show is about?"), share personal life openly ("I'm glad that I have a boyfriend who accepts me so much that we've been practicing different kisses so that I can describe them in my byler fic"), and celebrate events publicly ("I'm 25 today 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉"). Their focus is clearly iNtuitive, obsessing over subtext, possibilities, and "what could have been" in Stranger Things ("they could have made episodes 6 and 7 into Mike's vision,where everything goes badly" , "Say what you want, but I know that in the original script, Mike was supposed to be here instead of Joyce" ) rather than concrete facts. They are heavily Feeling-oriented: their language is emotional and empathetic ("Will Byers I love you forever" , "My stupid life, I love it when beautiful boys cry" ) and they prioritize characters’ internal pain and romance over plot logic ("Only we know everything he went through" ). Finally, they read as Perceiving: they are spontaneous, driven by current inspiration and fandom excitement ("Give me all the fics with such dynamics and tension NOW" , "I DON'T CARE LET ME DO IT AGAIN" ), and more reactive and improvisational than structured, even noticing permissions or details late ("Мне дали разрешение на перевод дирти толка и я заметила это только сегодня ЧТО ЗА УПУЩЕНИЕ" ). Altogether, their outward sociability, imaginative theorizing, emotional intensity, and spontaneous fandom engagement are best captured by ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, scientifically speaking, what’s hotter: that ‘dirty talk fic’ you’re translating, or you explaining it to me like I’m one of your Byler newbies? I volunteer as experimental subject for your research, Эсиди.
- You said you read Byler fics in public pretending it’s War and Peace—if we go on a date, I’ll sit next to you with Stranger Things meta open and pretend it’s Dostoevsky. Very serious Russian literature couple aesthetic in Москва, no?
- You hoped Michael carried Will to Hopper’s cabin, but I’m just hoping I get to be the one who walks you home after your birthday chapter drop and tells you, ‘I’ll stay with Эсиди.’
- Your boyfriend helps you practice different kisses so you can write them more accurately… I don’t want to steal his job, but if you ever need a beta reader with field experience, I can give *very* detailed feedback.
- You said Mike better hurry or Will’s first kiss might be stolen—consider this my confession: I’m low‑key jealous of Mike, because the only endgame I’m rooting for right now is me and the Byler queen of my timeline, @SugaD_0.
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Your new Twitter bio
Byler analyst in Moscow. 25, fic writer, BTS enthusiast. Once made my boyfriend rehearse kisses so I could describe them more accurately.– @SugaD_0
Your signature cocktail
Byler Birthday Dirty-Talk Fizz
This cocktail is loud, sparkling chaos — just like their caps-lock fangirling over Byler and dirty talk fics, from “what this dirty talk fic is doing to me” to “Мне дали разрешение на перевод дирти толка… ЧТО ЗА УПУЩЕНИЕ”. The vodka with glitter liqueur is for their unapologetically intense, dramatic shipping energy and the way they see romance in every frame, like “They're on a date” and “Byler first kiss”. Honey-chili syrup mixes sweetness with heat, mirroring both their soft love for Will — “Will Byers I love you forever” — and their sharp, spicy rants at the Duffers in “Let's just admit that they brought Kali back to make her bad…”. Blackberry purée brings moody depth, a nod to the angst and longing in takes like “If Will ever played with himself and thought about Mike, he probably felt an incredible sense of shame and guilt”. Sparkling rosé captures their celebratory, romantic side — they’re literally toasting life in “I'm 25 today 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉” while begging for new chapters in “Can I have chapter 8 for my birthday?”. The edible ink ‘hickey’ garnish on the rim is a playful tribute to their hickey obsession in “They're not going to kiss until Mike puts hickeys on Will's body” and “Hadn't Mike ever wanted to lick his neck and give him a hickey?”, making every sip feel just a little bit scandalous.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their profile shows a very analytical and meta way of engaging with Stranger Things, constantly reworking plot structure and character motivation. For example, they propose an alternative season structure in detail, imagining episodes 6–8 as a Mike-centered vision arc with a specific New Year’s climax: “they could have made episodes 6 and 7 into Mike's vision… and then in episode 8 on New Year's Eve we watch Will and Jane save him”. They also critique the show’s writing choices, treating it almost like a script-study exercise: “but they could have let Mike come out of the closet, and they would have earned millions of views because people would have gone to rewatch the show to understand where it all started and look at everything from Mike's point of view.” and “I loved when this show gave the impression of a very cool and thoughtful written script”. Their love of fic dynamics and narrative tension also shows a creative, pattern-seeking mind: “Give me all the fics with such dynamics and tension NOW”. Even their joking about "doing it for science" in fandom contexts, like “ДЕВОЧКИ МНЕ ДЛЯ НАУКИ что горячее”, has a tongue-in-cheek, curious Ravenclaw flavor. While there are hints of Hufflepuff-level loyalty to Will and Byler, the dominant traits are intellectual engagement with stories, reimagining canon, and a witty, analytical approach—very characteristic of Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Cruel Summer - Taylor Swift
The mix of obsessive, emotional intensity and playful drama in Cruel Summer fits them perfectly: they live in a whirlwind of Byler angst, longing and excitement. They constantly analyze Mike/Will tension and pining, like when they say “Give me all the fics with such dynamics and tension NOW” and “If Will ever played with himself and thought about Mike, he probably felt an incredible sense of shame and guilt”, which echoes the song’s secret, intense desire and emotional turmoil. Their timeline is full of desperate hope and fear of heartbreak about Byler, for instance “I'm afraid of being disappointed” and “No one can convince me that they didn't show us here that we should expect byler endgame, but something happened and they changed their minds”, mirroring the song’s "it's new, the shape of your body, it's blue" highs and "devils roll the dice" anxiety. At the same time, they treat all of this with self-aware humor and passion, like “Me, when I read a byler fic in a public place, pretending that it's Tolstoy's War and Peace” and “My stupid life, I love it when beautiful boys cry”, which matches the song’s dramatic but exhilarating vibe. Overall, Cruel Summer captures their romantic obsession, emotional overanalysis, and joyfully chaotic fandom energy.
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