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Your Simpsons character
They align most with Lisa Simpson: smart, hyper-verbal, political, and constantly oscillating between idealism and feeling alienated. Like Lisa, they fixate on politics and countries with a mix of irony and sincerity, as in “my ideal country: education:🇫🇷 population:🇫🇷 … western degeneracy:🇫🇷” and comments on culture and race like “also saying that white people have no culture is crazy, yall do know Europe exists right?”. Their sensitivity and loneliness mirror Lisa’s recurring arcs: “I didn't realize how many more people hate me since the last time I been on twt” and “Everyone will leave me and I deserve it”. They also show strong moral/emotional reactions and overthinking, such as “what if I said we gone through different things and are different people” and “Why is like mostly everyone ableist tho”. Underneath the edgy humor and self-destruction, there’s a very Lisa-like mix of intellect, moral sensitivity, and feeling misunderstood by friends and family.

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They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: much of their world is online parasocial/fandom and internal monologue rather than IRL social life, and they frequently mention isolation or difficulty with others, e.g. “I miss interacting with oomfs 💔” and “I'm so ugly I genuinely can't bare to go outside”. Their focus leans strongly intuitive (N): they obsess over fandoms, politics, and big-picture identity topics (Nazis, countries, antishippers, race, shedtwt vs edtwt) rather than concrete day-to-day details, shown in tweets like “Edtwt: Girly teenage girls who just happen to be disordered… Shedtwt anime addict And the devil” and “Antishippers are obsessed with race istg, also saying that white people have no culture is crazy, yall do know Europe exists right?”. They seem clearly feeling (F): their judgments are driven by emotional hurt, interpersonal drama, and perceived respect rather than detached logic, as in “No it's not a 'boundary' … now you don't understand RESPECT?” and “Everyone will leave me and I deserve it”. Finally, they look more perceiving (P) than judging: they are chaotic, impulsive, and inconsistent with intentions (fasting, cutting, posting), joking about their lack of follow-through, e.g. “I'm so fat doesnt fast I need to lose weight doesnt fast I need to fast doesnt fast I'm having a good day fasts 💔💔💔” and “Ok I'm actually gonna lock in. Fast, learn how to purge, cut deeper, stop talking irl”, which reads as aspirational but not structured. The mix of intense inner emotional life, idealistic/identity-heavy interests, and scattered behavior fits INFP better than neighboring types like INTP (more analytical, less emotional) or INFJ (more organized and planned in their ideals).

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Kiyo • non-binary • part-time Hetalia & countryball analyst, full-time overthinker. Once avoided homework by researching cherry vanilla cola lore.– @sugar_salt0BMI

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This drink starts with black cherry soda and cola, a nod to their dramatic, fandom-soaked brainrot and fixation on things like Hetalia and countryballs, vibing with “Me: I hate my life I wanna die watches countryball videos for 20 minutes Me:yay! Polen! Germany! America!” and “I'm so hetaliapilled”. A shot of strong cold brew captures their intense, spiraling energy and late-night rant-core persona in posts like “Nvm I may go back to rant posting again because I can't fucking take it anymore”. The grapefruit bitters represent the sharp self-hatred and bitterness in tweets such as “I'm so ugly I genuinely can't bare to go outside” and “I actually hate everything”. Cotton-candy syrup layers on fake-cute sweetness and anime-girl irony, echoing “I'm not crazy I'm just a kawaii tsundere anime girl” and their aesthetic-heavy bio. Finally, it’s served over crushed ice with edible silver glitter, capturing the fragile, sparkly, self-destructive edge of “Ok I'm actually gonna lock in. Fast, learn how to purge, cut deeper, stop talking irl” and the collapsing-planet energy of “I genuinely can't take this anymore”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their core traits lean toward Slytherin’s self‑preservation, sharpness, and willingness to embrace being perceived as "bad" rather than soft. They repeatedly center their own survival and desires over others, e.g. “I DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE, THIS IS MY LIFE” and “I don't care about anyone but myself I'm so fucking selfish”, which fits Slytherin’s intense individualism more than Hufflepuff loyalty. There’s also a dark, provocative humor and comfort with taboo or edgy identities, like “Tag yourself, I'm the anime nazi larp (AS A JOKE I'M NOT A NAZI)” and “You are all such fucking submissive bottoms”, suggesting a Slytherin-style delight in pushing boundaries and asserting dominance. They openly fantasize about transgressive behavior or crime, as in “I feel like we should legally be allowed to commit 10 crimes in our life like small shit like petty theft or smth or maybe murder”, which fits Slytherin’s comfort operating outside conventional morality. Finally, even in suffering they frame things competitively or in terms of perceived superiority/inferiority, e.g. “I can't help but feel so inferior but I have somewhat convinced myself I'm superior I just have to hide that”, which is very much in line with Slytherin’s preoccupation with status and self‑image.

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A well-fitting song for them is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, because it captures angry, chaotic teenage energy, self-hatred, and feeling alienated from everyone else. They swing between dark humor and genuine distress, like joking about crime in “I feel like we should legally be allowed to commit 10 crimes in our life like small shit like petty theft or smth or maybe murder” while also saying “I hate everyone istg”. The song’s themes of being misunderstood and hostile toward peers and adults mirror tweets like “Bro my friends that I thought were the best are fucking retarded ass bitches with little understanding omg” and “I hate my dad so fucking much”. Their self-loathing and body issues in “I'm so ugly I genuinely can't bare to go outside” and “Please someone shoot me if I don't lose weight” echo the song’s raw, resentful tone about adolescent pain. The mix of edgy humor, mental health struggles, and anti-recovery/anti-normie attitude throughout their account fits the rebellious, bitter mood that defines Teenagers.

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