Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares fears and struggles, like dreading turning 18 and past death planning in “im going to be 18 in a week and i genuinely cant tell anybody im so freaked…”.
- Self‑aware: Recognizes mental patterns, e.g. knowing fears are in their head in “hows my mom almost all of them at once it kinda is all in my head tho… i alr know it's my mind”.
- Resilient: Despite psych ward stays and severe lows, they keep trying to manage school, see a psychiatrist, and think about future plans like work and living in a van in “the comments make me feel so stupid… my goals after that is to get a stable job and live in a van”.
- Empathetic: Shows awareness of broader issues like racism fear around cops and how others don’t experience that in “been thinking recently a lot about how around cops and some people i get bad vibes from i genuinely fear for my life…”.
- Recovery effort: Acknowledges progress with self‑harm and mental health, noting being clean for about a year+ and then continuing in “ive been sh free sicne uhm idk end of 2024…” and “im no longer experiencing sui ideation and no longer sh it's been like a year and over a month ive been clean”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑hatred: Frequently calls themself disgusting or a “fat chud,” e.g. “and im a fat chud... im cooked” and “im actually so grotesque how did I not realize it was this bad????”.
- Disordered eating: Normalizes extreme restriction, fasting, and purging, like “Idk how long Ive been fasting now but it’s a liquid fast…” and “did c/s for the first time it was okay…”.
- Hopeless thinking: Often talks like the future is doomed, e.g. “I should disappear i should evaporate i should self destruct” and saying they feel “actually doomed” about school in “i just sit and stare at the work rereading everything im actually doomed”.
- Academic avoidance: Admits to not doing schoolwork and failing classes for years, like “i sob about school literally everyday but i literally havent passed a single class in like 2 years… i just need to do the work but i just sit and stare”.
- Poor self‑care: Neglects basic hygiene and health, such as “this lowkey reminded me i should brush my teeth damn havent in like probably at least a month” and rarely going to the doctor despite pre‑diabetic worries in “ive been eating candy and dessert stuff genuinely non stop… i barely go to the doctor anymore”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson, who is intelligent, deeply self-critical, and struggles with feeling out of place and overwhelmed. Like Lisa, they’re very self-aware about their mental health and schooling, saying they’ve been "sobbing for nothing i literally havent been doing anything i just need to do the work but i just sit and stare at the work rereading everything." They show a strong reflective side about family and how they were raised, e.g. "I remember telling my mom why she always fed me very high cal all childhood… then who’s? Mine? I was a child…." Their fear about turning 18 and past suicidality—"i was planning my death in june of this year and now im so scared"—echo Lisa’s recurring existential dread and feeling older than her years. They also think critically about social issues and racism, writing "i get bad vibes from i genuinely fear for my life because i get scared they might be racist and want to hurt me," which fits Lisa’s moral and social awareness. Despite all the pain and self-loathing, there’s a quiet, determined streak—seeking a psychiatrist, trying to stay sh-free, and hoping for a different life—that mirrors Lisa’s resilience and desire for growth.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They strongly lean Introvert (I): they call themself a loner and say they have no friends, e.g. “im a loner n i have no friends or nothing so i have nobody to hide it from” and describe bed-rotting, avoiding people, and feeling that everyone hates them, like “I feel like everyone hates me… i just spread negative emotions”. Their focus on inner feelings, meanings, and trauma over concrete external details suggests Intuition (N), such as ruminating about racism and mortality in “i get bad vibes… i genuinely fear for my life because i get scared they might be racist… i think how crazy it is that some people dont think or go through that” and framing starvation/weight in terms of identity and future self rather than just numbers, e.g. “this is what im waiting for i can not dress pretty… until im in a body thin enough”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: their posts are highly emotional and value-laden rather than analytical; they describe being hurt by jokes and comments like “When you’re fucking mom calls you gigantic… i feel like dying ive been crying for hours” and “Stop making me the butt of your jokes just because ur also insecure”. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P) rather than structured: they struggle to plan, procrastinate, and let things drift, as in “i havent passed a single class in like 2 years… i just sit and stare at the work rereading everything im actually doomed” and “Need to lock the hell in i keep binging… i keep having these moments where i go back to starving”; their routines around food, school, and self-care are chaotic, reactive, and mood-driven more than scheduled. Taken together—deep emotional introspection, idealized self-image, intense sensitivity, and difficulty with structure—this pattern best fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘such a catfish’ and only look chubby at good angles, but honestly? From what I’ve seen, the only thing you’re fishing for is someone who appreciates how pretty you already are—and I’m biting.
- You joined Twitter for vtubers, found edtwt and shtwt along the way… plot twist: the real character arc is you accidentally stumbling into my DMs next.
- You walk 5 miles home on an energy drink, bed rot like it’s a full‑time job, and still worry you ‘haven’t been doing anything’—Wes, the fact you’ve stayed SH‑free since late 2024 and are still here grinding through all this is exactly why I’d brag about knowing you.
- Your neighbor brings you food when you’re bed rotting, the psych ward staff fed you nonstop, even your mom forces you to eat—clearly the universe wants you well-fed and alive… mind if I join the agenda and take you out for something *you* actually enjoy?
- You said you won’t dress pretty, wear makeup, or take cute pics until you’re at your ‘thin enough’ body, but respectfully: I’d swipe right on ‘bare mattress, messy bed, oversized shirt, and tired eyes’ Wes any day—call it my favorite aesthetic drop.
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Your new Twitter bio
Wes • 17 • trying to pass classes, heal old scars, and eat like a human being. Once lost 10 lbs from the flu—prefer therapy over viruses now.– @SugarsGoinGN
Your signature cocktail
The Bed-Rot Bitter-Sweet Weslie
This cocktail leans strong and a little chaotic, like someone who says they "bed rot and starve" but also walks 5 miles home after their first energy drink experience: “Ima be honest i never actually drank a full energy drink till yesterday… And then i walked 5 miles home.”. Blackberry vodka stands in for their dark, self-deprecating humor and edtwt vibes, echoing lines like “Bed rot and starve” and the way they call themselves a "fat chud" while still cracking jokes. The salted caramel cold brew captures their exhaustion and school stress, rereading work while feeling "actually doomed": “i just sit and stare at the work rereading everything im actually doomed”. Grapefruit juice adds a sharp bitterness for the pain of turning 18 and fearing the future, as in “i was planning my death in june of this year and now im so scared”, plus the constant anxiety around cops and racism: “i genuinely fear for my life because i get scared they might be racist and want to hurt me”. Sparkling water gives a fizzy, stubborn resilience that shows up when they mention being SH-free and trying to improve: “im much better im still uh mentally ill but im no longer experiencing sui ideation and no longer sh”. The charcoal sugar rim is sweet but dark, symbolizing how they turn trauma into wry storytelling, from the psych ward plastic-fork hacks “when i was at the psych ward i would sneak plastic forks… to sh” to joking about their "chungus life" while still dreaming of dressing pretty and living in a van: “my goals after that is to get a stable job and live in a van 💔”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Wes shows a strong Hufflepuff core of kindness, sensitivity, and fairness, especially around how people are treated. They’re deeply affected by others’ cruelty and injustice, like when their mom publicly blames them for food and makes jokes at their expense, which they describe as painful and unfair: “Nothing like your mom blaming you every time food goes missing wow this one hurt… Stop making me the butt of your jokes just because ur also insecure”. They’re empathetic toward others in similar situations, relating to threads about childhood feeding and body comments, and reflecting on how it shaped them: “I remember telling my mom why she always fed me very high cal all childhood… then who’s? Mine? I was a child…”. Their anxiety about being perceived as annoying or hurting others’ feelings shows a loyal, people-oriented heart: “I feel like everyone hates me… i feel so bad but im sorry if dont feel good i just spread negative emotions”. Even in their darkest moments, their dreams are modest and grounded—just wanting to finish school, get a stable job, and live simply in a van: “im graduating a year late maybe if i even lock in and then my goals after that is to get a stable job and live in a van”—which fits Hufflepuff’s down-to-earth, persevering nature more than the grand ambition of Slytherin or the showy bravery of Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A song that fits Wes well is “Bury a Friend” by Billie Eilish, which captures a mix of self-destructive thoughts, fear, and dark humor. Wes talks openly about suicidal ideation and dreading turning 18, saying “i was planning my death in june of this year and now im so scared”, echoing the song’s fixation on death and being haunted by one’s own mind. Their eating disorder struggles and desire to disappear, like “I should disappear i should evaporate i should self destruct”, mirror the song’s themes of self-erasure and internal torment. The track’s eerie, anxious vibe also matches tweets about paranoia and fear, such as “i genuinely fear for my life because i get scared they might be racist and want to hurt me all the time constantly”. At the same time, the dark, confessional style of Billie’s lyrics aligns with how Wes uses their account as “practically a rant acc now,” turning pain into a kind of raw, ongoing monologue.
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