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Your Simpsons character
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: bright, self-aware, intense, and very hard on herself. Like Lisa, she’s academically driven and proud of it, as shown when she celebrates her grades: “report cards came out and I got distinguished honors for quarter two which is the highest:) who cheered!! #edtwt”. She overthinks and applies “logic” even to harmful behaviors, echoing Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize her feelings: “Having genuine logic while having an eating disorder is so stupid… I always go back to having somewhat healthy habits because I have the logic of what will genuinely work”. Her strong opinions on morality and boundaries, like refusing sexual DMs and criticizing certain behaviors, mirror Lisa’s moral seriousness and willingness to call people out: “no ‘your father’, I don’t wanna see ur two millimeter defeater or talk about kinks. stop dming me about sexual stuff, I’m not doing nun til marriage”. At the same time, she feels socially isolated and insecure about her looks—“coming to the realization I literally have no social life” and “I wish I wasn’t such a fat fucking chud”—very much like Lisa’s struggle with self-image and fitting in.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly seek interaction and new mutuals, e.g. repeated moot hunting posts like “. .⠀꒰ moot hunting day 8 ꒱ … i am VERY interactive … ♡ / ↻ to be moots .ᐟ”, and invite DMs both for chat and support, as in “My DMs r open if anyone ever needs it btw 🥹✌🏻”. Their focus is strongly Sensing, centering on concrete, daily details such as specific foods and calories, like “Breakfast! Grapes Sf bagel with cream cheese and two scrambled eggs Turkey bacon Bolthouse farm green juice Peppermint tea Water ofc”, and exact drink macros in “btw a venti London fog with non fat milk and sf vanilla syrup only has about 190kcals from Starbucks”. They appear Feeling-oriented, reacting to situations through personal values and emotions—calling out disrespectful behavior with moral language in “no ‘your father’, I don’t wanna see ur two millimeter defeater… stop dming me about sexual stuff, I’m not doing nun til marriage”, and offering emotional support to others on #edtwt. Their Judging side shows in their structure and planning: they track goals and design systems like “I made a diet a while ago… anytime you do a positive task… you get 100 more calories, but everytime you do something bad… you take off 100.” and schedule fasts and meals in posts such as “Making this so I can each it for breakfast tomorrow” and “hiii guys! I’m fasting todayyy… I’m already 20 hours in”. Altogether, the outwardly social, detail-focused, emotionally expressive, and planning-heavy patterns align best with ESFJ.

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Lynn | 15 | Pennsylvania. Honors student, gym regular, and tea addict. Once miscounted calories because I was too busy laughing at my own jokes.– @sugqrexic

Your signature cocktail
A bubbly, high-energy mocktail that hits sweet and sharp at the same time, just like Lynn flexing about honors while spiraling over body image. The earl grey–vanilla syrup riffs on her London fog obsession from “btw a venti London fog with non fat milk and sf vanilla syrup only has about 190kcals from Starbucks”, giving a cozy but slightly grown-up base. Sparkling peppermint lemonade channels her fasting and tea era from “hiii guys! I’m fasting todayyy. I have rainbow sherbet liquid iv in my water and peppermint tea!”, bright and restless instead of heavy. A rainbow sherbet sorbet scoop on top nods to that same tweet and her colorful, very-online #edtwt aesthetic in posts like “. .⠀꒰ moot hunting day 8 ꒱ … i am VERY interactive”. The pomegranate bitters mist adds a tiny bite for the darker self-talk in “I wish I wasn’t such a fat fucking chud” and the frustrated rants in “I’m literally gonna crash out everything is pissing me off.”. Finally, an edible silver glitter rim is there because she loves posting fits and angles like “my fav recent outfits #edtwt #moots #gymtwt #shedtwt” and declaring “Why do I lowkey have a sleeper build” — pretty, sparkly, and a little more powerful than it first looks.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong loyalty and care for others, a core Hufflepuff trait. They repeatedly emphasize being interactive and open to connection, saying their DMs are open to anyone who needs it: “My DMs r open if anyone ever needs it btw 🥹✌🏻” and advertising themselves as “VERY interactive” and follow-back in multiple moot-hunt posts like “. .⠀꒰ moot hunting day 8 ꒱ … i am VERY interactive … ifb”. They try to support others’ mental health with practical ideas, creating a system where positive tasks earn calories and harmful behaviors lose them: “I made a diet a while ago to improve mental health… anytime you do a positive task… you get 100 more calories, but everytime you do something bad (like sh or purging) you take off 100.”. There is also a strong fairness and boundary-setting instinct: they call out inappropriate sexual behavior in their DMs and frame it in terms of respect and maturity, as in “telling me I’m a hypocrite for wanting a bf but not wanting dick pics in my DMs is some really self absorbed man child behavior. Grow up dude”. While they are ambitious about fitness and looks, the consistent themes of wanting to be a good, supportive moot, valuing mutual interaction, and caring about others’ wellbeing align most closely with Hufflepuff’s loyalty, kindness, and sense of fairness.

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A fitting song for Lynn is jealousy, jealousy by Olivia Rodrigo, because it captures body comparison, insecurity, and the pressure to look perfect that run through her tweets. She calls herself a “fat fucking chud” and fixates on looking small next to others, like when she says she “need a muscular bf who I look small next too 🥀” and repeatedly posts body-check photos. The song’s themes of self-criticism and comparing yourself to other girls match her posts about feeling ugly and bloated, such as “I gen think I look so ugly rn.” and “I wish I wasn’t such a fat fucking chud”. Her involvement in #edtwt, fasting, and tracking calories, like “Had roughly 1.4kcals today 🥀 need an ana coach”, reflects the toxic beauty and body standards the song critiques. At the same time, her interactive, social side and desire for validation (e.g., “can anyone on #edtwt please interact if you see this?”) mirror the song’s tension between wanting to be unique and constantly comparing herself to others online.

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