Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares intense feelings about media and people, like frustration with Carrie in “toda vwz q eu volto a ver sex and the city eu fico irritada com a carrie…” and affection in “eles nao sabem mas eu morro e mato por eles”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows clear love and protectiveness toward close ones, calling them “filhos” in “filhos” and supporting people she cares about in “mds eu amo mt ele eu quero q tudo de bom do mundo aconteça com ele”.
- Playful humor: Uses dramatic exaggeration and slang for comedic effect, like “vou aparecer morta cheia de formiga na boca jaja” and “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK cara so comigo”.
- Dedicated fan: Shows deep, consistent passion for series and characters, especially Jujutsu Kaisen and Fujimoto works, as in bio “#呪術廻戦” and “saudades de lookback saudades das fujimoto saudades mds que saudade”.
- Persistent gamer: Regularly plays and posts Paranordle scores, celebrating wins even when it took effort, such as “hj eu vacilei </3 Ganhei no Paranordle … em 5 tentativas!!” and multiple daily runs across modes.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and aggressive phrasing, like “alguem mata esse FUDIDO do fujimoto caralho” and “columbina desgraçada”.
- Aggressive joking: Makes repeated death or violence jokes toward characters/people, such as “matem esse desgraçado gato caolho infeliz” and “eu vou mata voce eu to espocanfo esse alan eh incrivel”.
- Easily irritated: Often expresses annoyance or rage at small frustrations, like “ai vai a merda” and “porra de família grande”.
- Negative self‑talk: Talks about being unwell or overwhelmed in dramatic terms, such as “genshin impact me adoece” and “vou aparecer morta cheia de formiga na boca jaja”.
- Boundary frustration: Gets highly upset when personal boundaries are crossed instead of calmly asserting them, shown in “queŕ me matar de odio eh vir na minha casa sem avisar pqp n faz isso comigo”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user lines up best with Bart Simpson: chaotic, dramatic, very online, and always reacting loudly to everything around them. They constantly vent and exaggerate in a mischievous way, like calling characters or people “desgraçado” and “infeliz” in tweets such as “matem esse desgraçado gato caolho infeliz” and “alguem mata esse FUDIDO do fujimoto caralho”, which feels like Bart yelling at Itchy & Scratchy or Principal Skinner. Their dramatic annoyance at social situations, for example “queŕ me matar de odio eh vir na minha casa sem avisar pqp n faz isso comigo”, mirrors Bart’s rebellious attitude toward adults and rules. At the same time, they’re very affectionate and loyal to the people and characters they love, like in “eles nao sabem mas eu morro e mato por eles” and “mds eu amo mt ele eu quero q tudo de bom do mundo aconteça com ele”, which fits Bart’s soft spot for his friends and family underneath the troublemaking. Their obsession with specific media (Jujutsu Kaisen, Fujimoto works, Sex and the City, games, Paranordle) and tendency to turn every emotion up to 100% also echo Bart’s hyperactive, impulsive energy. Overall, the mix of profanity-laced rants, dark humor, and unexpectedly tender moments makes them much more Bart than any other main Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they share frequent, high-energy updates about daily life, friends, and family, like complaining about surprise visits in “queŕ me matar de odio eh vir na minha casa sem avisar pqp n faz isso comigo” and joking about their boyfriend in “meu namorado e seu incrível odio pelo suguru geto me intriga”. Their interests and comments show Intuition over Sensing: they’re drawn to fiction, symbolism, and big feelings around media, e.g. Jujutsu Kaisen in their bio #呪術廻戦 and emotional reactions like “eu sinto muita falta muita mesmo do suguru geto de verdade ninguém entende minha dor meu sofrimento”, which is more about meaning and attachment than concrete facts. They clearly favor Feeling: they react passionately and emotionally—both positive and negative—such as “mds eu amo mt ele eu quero q tudo de bom do mundo aconteça com ele” and hyperbolic anger in “alguem mata esse FUDIDO do fujimoto caralho”, prioritizing emotional response over detached logic. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving: they complain about disorganization like “meus manga meus livro fica fudo espalhado n trm lugar pra por senhor preciso de uma estante” and react spontaneously to media and daily events (“cara eu fico maluca”, “vou aparecer morta cheia de formiga na boca jaja”) rather than showing structured planning. The mix of social energy, fandom enthusiasm, intense feelings, and somewhat chaotic day-to-day habits is most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You bullying Carrie Bradshaw every time you rewatch Sex and the City is so real… if you ever want a less annoying love interest than Big or Aidan, I promise I’ll treat you better than the entire SATC writers’ room.
- You keep saying you’d kill Fujimoto and that you miss Mahito and Geto… I’m just trying to be the one character in your life you don’t want to brutally murder and actually protect like those ‘filhos’ you posted.
- Your daily Paranordle streak is insane — blood, amalgamado, tudo em 2 ou 3 tentativas. Since you’re clearly good at guessing, how many dates do you think it would take for you to realize I’m totally into you?
- Your mom proudly posting your different makeups on her status is adorable — honestly, the way she’s obsessed is how I’d be about you, just with more "saving to gallery" and slightly fewer caps-lock screams.
- You said Genshin Impact makes you sick and your mangas are all over the place because you need a shelf… I can’t be a 5★ pull or a bookcase, but I can sit on the floor with you, rant about delivery delays, and listen to you talk about Jujutsu Kaisen until we both forget the time.
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Your new Twitter bio
JJK enthusiast, Paranordle speedrunner & manga hoarder. Rewatching Sex and the City just to get mad at Carrie again. Cats, chaos, and critiques.– @suguruos
Your signature cocktail
Cursed Technique: Paranordle Fizz
This cocktail is sharp, chaotic, and oddly lovable, just like someone who says “alguem mata esse FUDIDO do fujimoto caralho” and then melts over anime men and cursed cats. The Japanese gin nods to their Jujutsu Kaisen and Fujimoto obsession, from the bio #呪術廻戦 to mourning characters like “to com saudades dO mahito” and “eu sinto muita falta muita mesmo do suguru geto”. Yuzu adds a bright, sweet‑sour mood swing that matches going from “vou aparecer morta cheia de formiga na boca jaja” to posting proud, cute selfies in “suguruos fora do twitter :P”. The sparkling sake represents their hyper, playful grind winning Paranordle over and over, like “sou mt boa Ganhei no Paranordle 25/01/2026 de primeira!” and “eu sou mt boa cara Ganhei no Paranordle 27/01/2026 em 2 tentativas!!”. The charcoal/black sesame darkness is for the dramatic curses and death threats said with love, such as “eu vou mata voce eu to espocanfo esse alan eh incrivel” and “matem esse desgraçado gato caolho infeliz”. Finally, the chili salt rim reflects their spicy annoyance at people and life — from “queŕ me matar de odio eh vir na minha casa sem avisar pqp n faz isso comigo” to “porra de família grande” in their Paranordle rant — leaving a bite that lingers, but you keep coming back for another sip.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong loyalty and deep emotional attachment to the people and characters they care about. For example, they say about their favorites “eles nao sabem mas eu morro e mato por eles” and “mds eu amo mt ele eu quero q tudo de bom do mundo aconteça com ele”, which reflects intense devotion rather than ambition or glory-seeking. Their affection also extends to fictional characters and pets, calling one character “meu amor meu bebe” and another “meu amor”, and they cherish how their mom proudly posts their makeup photos: “minha mae me posta nos status dela bem orgulhosa e eu acho isso incrivel”. This emphasis on close bonds and being moved by small acts of care fits Hufflepuff’s valuing of love, loyalty, and everyday kindness more than the showy bravery of Gryffindor or the cold ambition of Slytherin. While they clearly have wit and strong opinions, the heart of their timeline is attachment, protectiveness, and appreciation of loved ones, all of which are quintessentially Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well‑suited song for them is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it mixes dark humor, emotional intensity, and melodramatic exaggeration in the same way their timeline does. They constantly swing between affection and chaos, like when they say “eu sinto muita falta muita mesmo do suguru geto de verdade ninguém entende minha dor meu sofrimento” and then immediately veer into jokes about wanting to die, as in “vou aparecer morta cheia de formiga na boca jaja”. Their love for cursed, tragic characters from Jujutsu Kaisen in their bio and tweets such as “to com saudades dO mahito” and “meu namorado e seu incrível odio pelo suguru geto me intriga” fits the song’s fixation on messy feelings and beautiful disaster types. Even their day‑to‑day frustrations are theatrical and over the top, like “queŕ me matar de odio eh vir na minha casa sem avisar pqp n faz isso comigo”, echoing the song’s dramatic, hyper-emotional teen sensibility. Overall, their mixture of sarcasm, obsession, and self-aware suffering mirrors the aesthetic and lyrics of Teen Idle almost perfectly.
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