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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson, with a mix of chaotic humor, impulsiveness, and genuine enthusiasm for their hobbies. Their over-the-top passion for interests, like gacha or events, mirrors Homer’s obsessive fanboy side, especially when they write things like “inhale PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE... I'LL SIT NEXT TO THE DUMPSTER RATS IF I HAVE TO”. The self-deprecating but carefree confidence in “I look like a cornball but fuck it we ball” feels very Homer—aware they look silly, but doing it anyway. Their reaction to merch prices in “Me seeing the 50% extra dollars for holo merch makes me glad I impulse bought everything I wanted beforehand.” shows the same impulsive spending and later rationalization Homer is known for. Even the bio, “Dead acc lmao 💀💄”, has that flippant, comedic fatalism Homer often shows when he shrugs off his own messes with a joke.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: their feed is mostly personal reactions and inner feelings rather than socializing, like calling it a “Dead acc” in their bio and posting self-reflective jokes such as “I look like a cornball but fuck it we ball”, which shows self-awareness more than a bid for broad social attention. They appear more iNtuitive than Sensing, using exaggerated, dramatic language and hyperbole rather than concrete detail, e.g. “Taiki Shuttle when she Shuttles all over the competition Goat Status.” and the over-the-top plea in “inhale PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE… I'LL SIT NEXT TO THE DUMPSTER RATS IF I HAVE TO”. Their tone is strongly Feeling-oriented: they focus on emotional reactions and affection rather than logic, such as “Calli... you killed me... thank you... i lobe mowi cawaiiopee” and the joy in “When the work playlist is just banger after banger.”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: the impulsive and flexible vibe shows in “I impulse bought everything I wanted beforehand.” and the carefree attitude of “I look like a cornball but fuck it we ball”, suggesting spontaneity over structured planning.

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Office playlist DJ, holo merch impulse buyer, and occasional cornball. Once begged to sit by dumpster rats for good seats—and would do it again.– @SuiconDeezNuts

Your signature cocktail
The Dumpster Rat Highball is a chaotic, high-energy mix that matches their unhinged enthusiasm and willingness to “sit next to the dumpster rats” for what they want, inspired directly by “I'LL SIT NEXT TO THE DUMPSTER RATS IF I HAVE TO”. Overproof rum captures the strong, slightly unfiltered vibe of someone whose bio is literally “Dead acc lmao 💀💄”. Spiced cherry cola mirrors the hyped-up, punchy mood you feel from “AH.. OOF.. UHHH.. WORTH.” and “chuckling like an idiot rn”. A yuzu or lemon twist adds a bright, sharp edge for their playful self-awareness in “I look like a cornball but fuck it we ball”. Blackberry syrup brings a deep, slightly dramatic sweetness for the emotional simp energy in “Calli... you killed me... thank you... i lobe mowi cawaiiopee” and their holo merch devotion in “Me seeing the 50% extra dollars for holo merch makes me glad I impulse bought everything I wanted beforehand.”. Finally, a Pop rocks rim makes the drink literally crackle, echoing the banger-fueled buzz of “When the work playlist is just banger after banger.” and the comfy payoff of “only took a year and a month but now its here and Im comfy”.

Your Hogwarts House
Suico’s tweets show a mix of impulsiveness, bold emotional expression, and a willingness to put themselves out there that leans strongly Gryffindor. Their post saying “I look like a cornball but fuck it we ball” captures classic Gryffindor recklessness and a readiness to embrace potential embarrassment in favor of just going for it. The all-caps plea in “inhale PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE… I’LL SIT NEXT TO THE DUMPSTER RATS IF I HAVE TO” shows intense, dramatic passion and a ‘do whatever it takes, consequences be damned’ mindset that aligns with Gryffindor’s impulsive courage more than calculated Slytherin ambition. Their willingness to gush openly about things they love, like “Calli... you killed me... thank you... i lobe mowi cawaiiopee”, signals emotional boldness and wearing their heart on their sleeve. Even the joking self-deprecation in the bio “Dead acc lmao 💀💄” fits a Gryffindor tendency to meet things head-on with humor rather than quiet introspection or careful image management.

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Their energy and sense of humor line up perfectly with Calli’s chaotic, confident vibe, especially when they say “Calli... you killed me... thank you... i lobe mowi cawaiiopee”, showing direct affection for Mori Calliope herself. The song’s mix of self-deprecating humor and swagger fits their tone in “Dead acc lmao 💀💄” and the way they call themselves a cornball but still go all in in “I look like a cornball but fuck it we ball”. Their hyper, over-the-top enthusiasm in “inhale PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE... I'LL SIT NEXT TO THE DUMPSTER RATS IF I HAVE TO” matches the high-speed, high-intensity flow of the track. Even their joy over wins like “only took a year and a month but now its here and Im comfy” fits the song’s underlying message of grinding through chaos to get somewhere better. Overall, the song captures their mix of VTuber fandom, dark humor, and loud, unapologetic personality.

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