Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about stress, joy, and affection, like “Recebi tanto amor (de amizade) esses últimos dias 🤧” and “Me sentindo assim a meses”.
- Supportive-friend: Shows care for friends and mutuals, e.g. “Boa noite mutuals” and joking about giving moral support to a drunk friend in “Quando seu amigo tá completamente bêbado, mas voce quer dar apoio moral”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on mental health and personality, like “Desde que eu descobri que existe depressão de alta performance eu me sinto visto” and “Ter depressão de alta funcionalidade é muito bom...”.
- Humorous-ironist: Uses sarcasm and memes to comment on life and politics, e.g. “'Se o Lula ganhar o Brasil vai virar uma Venezuela!!' A Venezuela Brasileira hoje:” and “The true devil has a name and your mouth whispers it everyday, it makes me sick”.
- Goal-oriented: Sets personal improvement goals, like “Meu objetivo pra 2026 é ficar gostoso e recuperar 50% da minha sanidade”, celebrating academia in “Super feliz de voltar pra academia”, and pride in “Meu curso agora tem nota máxima e é um dos melhores do país 😁”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-negativity: Expresses strong hatred and curses toward others, e.g. “Que o primeiro raio do ano caia na pessoa que eu mais odeio no mundo, amém 🙏” and “São imprestáveis moralmente, mentalmente e fisicamente”.
- Self-deprecating: Frequently puts himself down, such as “Se eu perder mais uns 5kg dá pra term uma jawline bonita” and “Meu olho é muito pequeno, mds”.
- Burnout-prone: Shows ongoing exhaustion and emotional overload in “Cansado.” and “Começando o sofrimento de hoje”, plus joking about planning life and a will together in “Ter depressão de alta funcionalidade...”.
- Cynically-judgmental: Often judges groups harshly, like “Amo evangélicos pq eles cometem os maiores pecados possíveis” and mocking politicians as “imprestáveis moralmente, mentalmente e fisicamente”.
- Emotionally-volatile: Swings between affectionate posts and intense frustration, such as loving messages in “Recebi tanto amor (de amizade) esses últimos dias 🤧” contrasted with rage or disgust in “The true devil has a name and your mouth whispers it everyday, it makes me sick”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because this user mixes introspective, often melancholic self-awareness with high functioning and academic pride, much like Lisa’s combination of anxiety and achievement—see the joke about high-functioning depression in “Desde que eu descobri que existe depressão de alta performance eu me sinto visto” and the pride in “Meu curso agora tem nota máxima e é um dos melhores do país 😁”. They’re politically opinionated and critical of incompetence, echoing Lisa’s moral and civic engagement, as in “Não aprovam uma lei pro povo... São imprestáveis moralmente, mentalmente e fisicamente” and “Criticam até o aumento do salário mínimo, pqp”. Like Lisa’s nerdy, niche passions, they’re deeply into anime and games—“900 eps de One Piece...”, “Yordle eu amo tanto vcs”, and “Suikoden II sempre nas listas, ele merece”. There’s also a clear emotional sensitivity, oscillating between dark humor and genuine affection, as in “Recebi tanto amor (de amizade) esses últimos dias 🤧” contrasted with “Ter depressão de alta funcionalidade é muito bom, porque você pode estar planejando sua vida no exterior E escrevendo seu testamento ao mesmo tempo”. Finally, their self-improvement goals and gym focus—“Meu objetivo pra 2026 é ficar gostoso e recuperar 50% da minha sanidade” and “Super feliz de voltar pra academia”—mirror Lisa’s constant effort to better herself despite feeling misunderstood and overwhelmed.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean introverted: many tweets are about solitary media consumption and internal states, like watching One Piece (“900 eps de One Piece e estou em dúvida se meu favorito é o Brook ou a Robin”) or listening to Mitski and feeling devastated (“Desde que conheci a Mitski nunca mais fui feliz”), and they talk about feeling tired or worn out (“Cansado.”) rather than seeking big crowds. Their focus is strongly intuitive: they often move quickly to meaning and symbolism, like projecting emotional narratives onto images (“A cara de quem diz 'Eu sei que você me ama desde quando éramos adolescentes, mas eu estou apaixonado por outro...'”) and resonating with psychological concepts (“Desde que eu descobri que existe depressão de alta performance eu me sinto visto”, “Ter depressão de alta funcionalidade é muito bom, porque você pode estar planejando sua vida no exterior E escrevendo seu testamento ao mesmo tempo, é incrível”). Their values and emotional reactions are front and center, suggesting Feeling: they express moral judgments about politics and religion (“Não aprovam uma lei pro povo... São imprestáveis moralmente, mentalmente e fisicamente”, “Amo evangélicos pq eles cometem os maiores pecados possíveis”) and show tenderness toward friends and characters (“Recebi tanto amor (de amizade) esses últimos dias 🤧”, “Eu morreria por ele”). On the J–P axis they appear more perceiving: they joke about chaos in their mental health and studies (“Começando o sofrimento de hoje”, “Imagina reprovar em MPB II”), complain about needing to create a Discord spontaneously (“Não acredito que eu vou ter que criar um discord”), and set broad, somewhat flexible goals like (“Meu objetivo pra 2026 é ficar gostoso e recuperar 50% da minha sanidade”) rather than detailed plans. Altogether, the introspective emotional depth, idealistic moral stances, and somewhat chaotic, humorous handling of life circumstances align best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your goal for 2026 is to get hot and recover 50% of your sanity — if you go out with me we can skip straight to 100% insane in love and extremely hot together.
- You’re 900 episodes into One Piece, torn between Brook and Robin… how about we compromise: you keep them as your favorite characters, and I’ll be your favorite real person on this crazy Grand Line of life.
- As a proud main Thresh who got hyped about your Year in LoL stats, I’m just here to say: hook landed, lantern ready — wanna let me pull you into a duo queue date?
- You said high‑functioning depression lets you plan your life abroad while writing your will… maybe we could plan a trip together instead, one where the only dramatic ending is us finishing curry at 3 a.m.
- You cried over a machine on January 1st and Mitski’s been ruining your happiness ever since — let me take you for Lindt chocolate and BBB commentary and see if we can glitch the system into making you smile instead.
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ENEM survivor, future top-tier grad. Splits time between One Piece marathons, LoL tilts & chasing a 50% increase in sanity at the gym.– @Suikoboy
Your signature cocktail
High-Functioning Hurricane Curry
This drink starts with spiced rum infused with curry leaf, because they literally said “Eu acho que Curry é minha comida favorita”, so the base has to be warm, aromatic, and just a bit chaotic. A hit of cold brew coffee mirrors their constant mix of exhaustion and productivity, like when they joked about “depressão de alta performance” and still grinding through ENEM and life. Purple ube coconut cream brings a sweet, nerdy, colorful vibe for the anime/LoL/One Piece/Yordle lover who says things like “Yordle eu amo tanto vcs” and cries over arcs like Whole Cake in “o arco de Whole Cake é o melhor até agora”. A dash of sea salt and chili bitters represents the sharp mix of tenderness and rage at politics and society, from “Não aprovam uma lei pro povo... São imprestáveis moralmente, mentalmente e fisicamente” to wishing that “o primeiro raio do ano caia na pessoa que eu mais odeio”. Finally, Lindt-style dark chocolate shavings sit on top for the little luxuries and self-indulgence they both fear and adore, just like when “comi chocolate da Lindt e percebi que poderia falir por eles” and proudly posting that they nailed “o bolo de chocolate rápido e fácil da Chris”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Vic shows a strong mix of introspection, analysis, and love of complex media that leans Ravenclaw. They talk about psychological concepts and recognize themselves in them, for example calling out “Desde que eu descobri que existe depressão de alta performance eu me sinto visto” and joking analytically about “Ter depressão de alta funcionalidade é muito bom, porque você pode estar planejando sua vida no exterior E escrevendo seu testamento ao mesmo tempo”, which shows a tendency to intellectualize their own emotions. Their media taste is very story- and worldbuilding-focused: they get deeply into long-running, intricate narratives like One Piece, reflecting on arcs and characters in tweets like “900 eps de One Piece e estou em dúvida se meu favorito é o Brook ou a Robin” and “Vendo One Piece e o arco de Whole Cake é o melhor até agora”, and they appreciate classic JRPGs such as “Suikoden II sempre nas listas, ele merece”, all of which appeal heavily to a thoughtful, lore-loving mind. They’re also very engaged with games in a way that suggests strategy and systems-thinking – from detailed engagement with League/TFT like “Uma Sona dando mais dano que Draven e Illaoi, ótimo balanceamento” and proud main-identity in “Muito bom ser main Thresh”, to dry commentary on mechanics and bugs like “PQP, o erro do lol conserta se você mudar a data do computador”. While there are hints of ambition and self-improvement – for instance wanting to get in shape and recover sanity in “Meu objetivo pra 2026 é ficar gostoso e recuperar 50% da minha sanidade” and celebrating academic success with “Meu curso agora tem nota máxima e é um dos melhores do país 😁” – these are expressed more as thoughtful self-observation than ruthless drive. Overall, their mix of introspective humor, love of dense narratives and games, and analytical way of framing life problems aligns most naturally with Ravenclaw.
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Your song
First Love / Late Spring - Mitski
Mitski fits them perfectly, and First Love / Late Spring especially captures their mix of melancholy, self-awareness, and intense emotions. They literally say Mitski changed their emotional baseline: “Desde que conheci a Mitski nunca mais fui feliz”, which echoes the song’s anxious, yearning tone. Their jokes about high-functioning depression and dark humor — like “Desde que eu descobri que existe depressão de alta performance eu me sinto visto” and “Ter depressão de alta funcionalidade é muito bom, porque você pode estar planejando sua vida no exterior E escrevendo seu testamento ao mesmo tempo” — line up with the song’s tension between wanting to live fully and feeling emotionally overwhelmed. They’re sentimental and dramatic about people and media, e.g. “O contexto dessa cena destruindo meu emocional, pqp” and “Recebi tanto amor (de amizade) esses últimos dias 🤧”, which matches the song’s blend of vulnerability and intensity. Overall, First Love / Late Spring reflects their online persona: funny and social on the surface, but constantly wrestling with heavy feelings and attachment underneath.
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