Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense, enduring love for Dave Mustaine, Metallica, and MCR in tweets like “te amo dave mustaine gracias por salvarme de las drogas” and “lo amo mucho a Dave”.
- Politically aware: Engages critically with politics and social issues, e.g. “hate to say this but society has normalized antisemitism sm these days with the excuse of hating israel ....” and strong stance against José Kast in “WEON T ODIO KAST Y A TODOS LOS Q TE APOYAN”.
- Protective ethics: Draws clear moral lines around fandom behavior, criticizing harmful shipping in “y'all proshippers cant just ship siblings or kids and adults together and then expect everyone to support it”.
- Humorous creativity: Uses vivid, original phrasing and absurd humor in posts like “I HAVE A RARE DISEASE IF I DONT PEG U WITHIN THE NEXT THREE SECONDS I WILL DIE !!!!” and “jose kast ... empezaras a toser”.
- Community engaged: Interacts heavily with mutuals and fandom, referencing oomfies and group behavior in tweets like “when i see oomfies interacting with someone who has me blocked” and calling on others in “kirkstaine lovers respaldenme hijasdputa”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive talk: Frequently uses suicidal or self-harm language, e.g. “somebody fuckinf Shoot me in the head right nowd”, “me voy a suicidar”, and “m kiero matar de la pena”.
- Hostile expression: Resorts to aggressive insults and death wishes, like “OJALNSA T ATTROPELLE UN AVION” and “izzy stradlin puto puto maricon t odio puto culo reventado”.
- Online reactivity: Gets very upset and fixated on conflicts, such as “CAN YALL DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS STUPID ASS TWEET GENUINELY ITS PISSING ME OFF SO BAD??” and “AXL ROSE IS THE ABYSS BRO !!!!!!EVERYTIME I SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HIM ... I GET CANCELLED”.
- Emotional volatility: Swings quickly between adoration and despair, as seen in intense love posts like “i love u more than anything corny old man” contrasted with “que vida de mierda loco”.
- Harsh generalizations: Uses broad, inflammatory statements about groups, e.g. “ay las gringas son re lloronas no les puedes decir nada pq te bloquean” and “in this account we're pedro pascal haters !!!!!”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user matches Bart Simpson: loud, chaotic, funny, and permanently in trouble but ultimately soft-hearted. Like Bart, they’re irreverent and love stirring the pot, calling Americans out with lines like “americans are the only ones that tell u their state when u ask them where they're from. bitch no i dunno what tf michigan is .” and roasting celebs with “i hate you pedro pascal you're nothing but Another gringo to me now traidor a la patria .”. They’re constantly joking about violence and melodrama in an over-the-top, cartoonish way, like “WEON T ODIO KAST Y A TODOS LOS Q TE APOYAN OJALNSA T ATTROPELLE UN AVION” and “mwtallica vengan a chile vengan a chile o los mato”, which feels very Bart “eat my shorts” energy. At the same time, there’s a vulnerable, emotional side under the trolling, shown in tweets like “te amo dave mustaine gracias por salvarme de las drogas” and their anxiety about health in “on my way to find out if i have cancer or not ”. The mix of obsession with idols, constant drama, dark humor, and genuine feelings underneath all the chaos makes them feel much more like Bart than any other main Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show strong Extraversion (E) through constant interaction with others, public venting, and attention‑seeking humor, such as openly threatening to stalk musicians around Santiago in “WEON YO EL 4 DE MAYO VOY A BUSCAR A DAVE MUSTAINE COMO SABUESO POR TODO SANTIAGO” and demanding engagement in “CAN YALL DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS STUPID ASS TWEET GENUINELY ITS PISSING ME OFF SO BAD??”. Their Intuition (N) shows in big‑picture rants about culture and politics rather than concrete how‑to talk, like critiquing antisemitism vs Israel in “society has normalized antisemitism sm these days with the excuse of hating israel .... israel is a fake illegitimate state…” and calling out misogyny in music fandoms in “i know everyone who doesn't like chappell roan is just misogynistic cuz how can u like METALLICA but hate on her”. They are clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking: their judgments are rooted in values and intense emotion more than detached logic, evident in tweets like “in this account we're pedro pascal haters !!!!!” and “i hate you pedro pascal you're nothing but Another gringo to me now traidor a la patria .”, as well as raw despair in “me voy a suicidar” and “que vida de mierda loco”. Their Perceiving (P) preference appears in how impulsive and chaotic they are: quitting a job almost immediately in “im going to quit my job after 2 working days 🤤💗”, joking about writer’s block in “i am officially going through a writer's block .”, and obsessively spiraling over concerts months away in “todavia faltan MESES para el concierto de megadeth y ya estoy pensando en lo mucho q voy a llorar…”. Taken together—highly social, emotionally expressive, values‑driven, and spontaneous—the pattern fits ENFP better than any other type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Dave’s beer belly can make you this feral, I’m low‑key terrified what you’d do if I showed up to the Megadeth concert in May with a slightly ugly face, arthritis fingers and a worship‑ready ‘watita’ of my own.
- You said your fav animal is Dave Mustaine and that he saved you from drugs — do you think you could save me from my addiction to rereading your Kirkstaine tweets and imagining a love triangle with you in it?
- You’re out here clowning gringos for saying they’re from ‘Michigan’ and dragging Pedro Pascal, but still crying over MCR and plotting to sniff out Dave in Santiago like a bloodhound — I don’t wanna be dramatic, but you’re exactly my genre of unhinged Latin American cinema.
- As a fellow onion enjoyer, I volunteer as tribute: we can make that TikTok onion boil together, and if it ‘tastes like onions’ again, we just blame it on the fact that everything gets a little stronger when you’re cooking with someone you like.
- You’re 18, bi, same height as Lars, blood tests making you almost pass out, worrying about cancer, and still finding the energy to write fics and scream ‘te amo gordo me salvaste la vida’ at 3 a.m. — genuinely, if you can love an old man that hard, I’d be honored to be loved even 1% that much.
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18 • writer with a Megadeth brainrot • once nearly passed out during a blood test, still showed up to scream lyrics • opinions loud, heart louder– @suizzides
Your signature cocktail
La Vida por el Gordo Fizz
This cocktail starts with a smoky mezcal shot for the intense, chaotic devotion to rock men and drama, like their constant screaming over Dave and Kirk in tweets such as “lo amo mucho a Dave” and “KIRK 💔💔💔 I HAVE A RARE DISEASE IF I DONT PEG U WITHIN THE NEXT THREE SECONDS I WILL DIE !!!!”. Blood orange juice adds a bittersweet emo edge, echoing their MCR misery and melodrama in “whats the worst that i could say ☹️☹️☹️ things are better if i stay 💔🥀 so long and goodnight 💔”. Chile-infused honey syrup represents their spicy, foul-mouthed sweetness, the mix of insults and affection in “izzy stradlin puto puto maricon t odio puto culo reventado” and “te amo gordo m.salvaste la bida”. A splash of red wine nods to the dramatic, almost telenovela-level romantic lyrics they quote like “Y es que no sabes lo que tú me haces sentir…”, giving the drink a moody, brooding finish. Finally, a squeeze of lime and soda water adds chaotic fizz and sharpness, mirroring their unfiltered, political, and world-weary takes in posts like “americans are the only ones that tell u their state when u ask them where they're from. bitch no i dunno what tf michigan is .” and “WEON T ODIO KAST Y A TODOS LOS Q TE APOYAN OJALNSA T ATTROPELLE UN AVION”, making the cocktail loud, opinionated, and impossible to ignore.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Mars shows classic Gryffindor boldness and willingness to confront people directly, even when it causes drama or backlash. She bluntly calls out antisemitism while still criticizing Israel in a nuanced way, saying “society has normalized antisemitism sm these days with the excuse of hating israel .... israel is a fake illegitimate state with barely 80 years of existence and judaism has been a religion for thousands of years i mean 😭”, which takes courage in highly polarized discussions. She is similarly outspoken about proshippers: “y'all proshippers cant just ship siblings or kids and adults together and then expect everyone to support it 😭💔”, prioritizing her moral stance over being liked. Her willingness to get publicly angry at powerful or popular figures, like Pedro Pascal — “i hate you pedro pascal you're nothing but Another gringo to me now traidor a la patria .” — and politicians like Kast — “WEON T ODIO KAST Y A TODOS LOS Q TE APOYAN OJALNSA T ATTROPELLE UN AVION” — reflects a confrontational, fearless temperament more than calculated Slytherin-style maneuvering. She also threatens Metallica jokingly to come to Chile — “mwtallica vengan a chile vengan a chile o los mato” — and vents impulsively about wanting to quit a job after two days (“im going to quit my job after 2 working days 🤤💗”), reinforcing a pattern of acting and speaking from the gut. Overall, her defining traits are fiery conviction, outspokenness, and emotional impulsiveness, which align far more with Gryffindor than with the steadiness of Hufflepuff, the studiousness of Ravenclaw, or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.
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Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
The song Teenagers by My Chemical Romance fits them perfectly: they’re an 18-year-old girl who is extremely online, emotional, and darkly humorous, just like the song’s chaotic teenage angst vibe. They openly adore MCR, for example screaming “TEENAGERS” and tweeting “whats the worst that i could say ☹️☹️☹️ things are better if i stay 💔🥀 so long and goodnight 💔”, directly quoting the band. Their timeline swings between melodramatic despair and obsession, like “m kiero matar de la pena” and “te amo dave mustaine gracias por salvarme de las drogas”, which mirrors the song’s mix of dark humor and genuine pain. They also complain about society, politics, and being hated online, e.g. “these people are so fucking stupid… reality doesn't make sense anymore” and “ay las gringas son re lloronas no les puedes decir nada pq te bloquean”, echoing the song’s frustration with how the world treats young people. Overall, their messy, loud, emotional, politically aware, and fandom-obsessed personality lines up almost perfectly with the energy and attitude of Teenagers.
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