
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s highly self-aware, emotionally intense, and often overwhelmed by school and expectations, similar to this user’s dramatic frustration with classes and academic life, as in “I DONT WANNA GO TO CLASS” and “i don’t want to go to school i’d rather die”. Like Lisa, who constantly wrestles with her identity and self-worth, this user shows deep insecurity and self-criticism, for example in “i genuinely hate myself for recovering i could’ve been skinny af rn”. Lisa is prone to emotional spirals and occasional melodramatic thinking, mirroring tweets like “bruh i’m just gonna kms 🤣🤣🤣🤣” and “hahaha who else wants to dieee!!!”. The user’s focus on goals, numbers, and self-discipline in their bio and ED-related posts (such as “BMI 15 COME BACK TO ME PLEASE” and “#relapsed #itsbeenayear”) also parallels Lisa’s intense, sometimes unhealthy perfectionism. Even their moments of rebellion, like “i’m eating ice cream idgaf” and “scrolling edtwt in class #idgaf”, feel like Lisa’s occasional attempts to push back against the pressure she puts on herself.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their tweets center on internal states, school dread, and edtwt rather than active socializing, e.g. “scrolling edtwt in class #idgaf” and “I DONT WANNA GO TO CLASS”, suggesting withdrawal from offline interaction. Their focus is more emotional and ideal-focused than concrete-detail oriented, hinting at Intuition (N); they talk about an idealized body and future self like “BMI 15 COME BACK TO ME PLEASE” and “ugw 34kg”, which is more about imagined ideals than present sensory experience. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over detached logic, with strong emotional self-judgments like “i genuinely hate myself for recovering i could’ve been skinny af rn” and repeated dramatic expressions such as “hahaha who else wants to dieee!!!”. Finally, their behavior points to Perceiving (P): they act impulsively and in the moment (e.g. “i’m eating ice cream idgaf”) and show less evidence of structured planning, despite occasional intentions like “not weighing myself till monday” that read more like flexible, emotional goals than rigid schedules.

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Millie | surviving school one ice cream at a time • chronic class scroller • trying to balance mental health, grades, and a vaguely normal sleep schedule– @sukkerholic

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The Relapsed Sundae Smash is a chaotic mix of sweet and sharp, just like scrolling edtwt in class while insisting “scrolling edtwt in class #idgaf”. Vanilla vodka stands for the deceptively soft, cutesy aesthetic of millie Ი𐑼 masking much darker thoughts like “bruh i’m just gonna kms 🤣🤣🤣🤣”. Black coffee concentrate captures the exhausted school dread of “I DONT WANNA GO TO CLASS” and “i don’t want to go to school i’d rather die”. Strawberry ice cream syrup is a nod to the rebellious softness of “i’m eating ice cream idgaf” and the sugary edtwt vibe in the bio. Lemon bitters add a sharp, self-hating edge pulled from “i genuinely hate myself for recovering i could’ve been skinny af rn” and the longing in “BMI 15 COME BACK TO ME PLEASE”. Finally, edible glitter twinkles on top like a dramatic rebrand, echoing the flair of “#rebrand” and the over-the-top fatalism of “hahaha who else wants to dieee!!!”.

Your Hogwarts House
This account leans most strongly toward Gryffindor, because so many tweets show impulsiveness, emotional intensity, and a willingness to say risky things out loud. Their repeated, dramatic statements about wanting to die or kill themselves, like “i don’t want to go to school i’d rather die” and “bruh i’m just gonna kms 🤣🤣🤣🤣”, reflect a volatile, all-or-nothing style that fits Gryffindor’s tendency toward dramatic, rash expression rather than quiet calculation. They also show a bold disregard for rules or expectations, scrolling a controversial side of Twitter openly in school in “scrolling edtwt in class #idgaf”, which indicates a kind of reckless bravado. Even small choices like “i’m eating ice cream idgaf” show a defiant, in-the-moment attitude rather than careful long-term planning, which is more Gryffindor than Slytherin or Ravenclaw. Overall, the account’s intense emotions, self-destructive jokes, and open defiance of norms align best with Gryffindor’s impulsive and dramatic nature.

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Billie Eilish’s Bury A Friend fits them because it blends dark humor, intrusive thoughts, and self-destructive themes in a way that mirrors their tweets. Their joking references to suicidal ideation like “bruh i’m just gonna kms 🤣🤣🤣🤣” and “hahaha who else wants to dieee!!!” echo the song’s eerie, self-sabotaging tone. The conflict between recovery and relapse in “#relapsed #itsbeenayear” and “i genuinely hate myself for recovering i could’ve been skinny af rn” parallels the song’s inner dialogue about harming oneself and not recognizing who you’ve become. Their identity on edtwt, visible in “Bio: #edtwt … ugw 34kg,” and posts like “BMI 15 COME BACK TO ME PLEASE”, also matches the song’s obsession with a distorted, painful ideal. Even the casual nihilism of “i don’t want to go to school i’d rather die” reflects the track’s blend of everyday life with morbid, intrusive feelings.

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