Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Frequently shows intense support for Flamengo and other teams, e.g. “VAMOOOOOOOOO É CAMPEÃO PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and “o meu time e tetra da libertadores. o seu não é. ISSO É CLUBE DE REGATAS DO FLAMENGO.”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares excitement, anger, and frustration, like “GOLAÇO DO KRLH PQP PEDRO É GENIO PQP QUE GOLAÇO” and “puta que pariu que dia merda”.
- Humorous tone: Uses humor and exaggeration, such as “Flamengo tem que entender que tortura não é entretenimento” and “desviei o olhar por 5 minutos e já tá 5 a 1 que isso kkkkkkkkkk”.
- Self-aware mindset: Shows reflective, playful self-evaluation in “Retrospectiva 2025...” and mentions sleep issues and routines like “não consigo regular o sono por nada, que desgraça”.
- Loyal supporter: Displays consistent loyalty to teams and players, praising figures like Carrascal and Arrascaeta in “Carrascal é muito foda!!!” and “o arrasca é muito foda!!”.
Weaknesses:
- Excessive swearing: Uses strong profanity in many tweets, e.g. “vai tomar no cu esse goleiro desgraçado” and “puta que pariu nunca viram uma bola na vida vai se fuder”.
- Impulsive reactions: Tweets in the heat of the moment with extreme reactions, like “de hoje esse juiz não passa, tem que caçar esse merda” and “é de fuder um ngc dessse”.
- Negativity focus: Often emphasizes bad days and frustrations, e.g. “dia de merda” and “time sem vontade nenhuma pqp”.
- Sleep imbalance: Admits ongoing difficulty managing sleep in posts like “não consigo regular o sono por nada, que desgraça” and “e o sono inexistente nessa bagaça”.
- Harsh criticism: Directs very strong language at players and officials, for instance “VAI TOMAR NO CU JOAO VITOR PORRAAAAA” and “puta que pariu Plata toda hora é expulso”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user fits Homer Simpson best: passionate, impulsive, and completely driven by emotion when it comes to sports. Like Homer yelling at the TV, they explode in raw, unfiltered reactions such as “puta que pariu nunca viram uma bola na vida vai se fuder” and “que arbitragem de merda pqp garfou o Flamengo de todas as formas possíveis vtmnc”. They swing wildly between rage and joy just like Homer’s mood swings during a game, going from “é de cair o pau da folha mesmo” to ecstatic praise such as “GOLAÇO DO KRLH PQP PEDRO É GENIO PQP QUE GOLAÇO” and “VAMOOOOOOOO É CAMPEÃO PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”. There’s also a goofy, self-deprecating side, like the playful Retrospectiva with “Livros lidos: 0 Filmes assistidos: uns 5 Nível de depressão: 0/10 pai tá saudável”, which mirrors Homer’s tendency to laugh at his own lack of sophistication. Even their struggles with sleep and routine (“não consigo regular o sono por nada, que desgraça”) fit Homer’s chaotic, imperfect but oddly endearing life.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
They read as an Extravert (E): their timeline is highly reactive, outward-focused, and full of live commentary on games and interactions with others, like the socially performative hype in “VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOO SIDBEUWJZGDIAAIWODBAOQWSOSFIXBAIWODISHQHEGZUAYQCBDJQANALDKXUSNWBDJSW” and “Meu crush secreto no Twitter é @eu_didi ➡️”, which suggests comfort with public attention. Their style is strongly Sensing (S): they focus on immediate, concrete events—specific matches, goals, refereeing decisions, and weather—like “rapaz o que vai cair de água agora não tá escrito kkkkkk já tá trovejando” and the many play-by-play reactions such as “GOLAÇO DO KRLH PQP PEDRO É GENIO PQP QUE GOLAÇO”, with almost no abstract or philosophical reflection. Their tone aligns with Thinking (T): they are blunt, critical, and impersonal in evaluation, frequently using harsh language about players and officials—e.g., “que goleiro desgraçado vtmnc” and “que arbitragem de merda pqp garfou o Flamengo de todas as formas possíveis vtmnc”—prioritizing performance and results over harmony. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P): their tweets are impulsive, in-the-moment reactions to unfolding games, full of sudden emotional swings such as “Brasil tá jogando muito bem, finalmente temos uma base…” followed shortly by “óbvio que ia tomar a virada kkkkkk é sacanagem”, and they mention struggles with structure in life like “não consigo regular o sono por nada, que desgraça”. This combination of high-energy sports hype, concrete focus on sensory experiences, sharp evaluative comments, and spontaneous, unstructured expression best fits ESTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You scream “GOLAÇO DO KRLH PQP PEDRO É GÊNIO” for Flamengo, but imagine the tweet when we finally go on a date — that one’s going straight to your highlights, not just your timeline.
- You get more emotionally involved in Flamengo’s defense than in your sleep schedule, so if I promise to help you regulate your insomnia, do I earn the right to be the reason you stay up instead?
- Your 2025 retrospective had ‘Nível de depressão: 0/10 pai tá saudável’, but zero kisses and zero dates… let me help you fix those stats for the 2026 edition.
- You called Chapecoense ‘muito foda’ even after they got ‘engolida pelo Santos’ — that kind of loyalty is rare. Date someone like that and even my worst match-day mood swings are safe with you.
- You went to present yourself at the army and only signed a paper… how about you present yourself to me next time, so instead of a signature you leave me with your @ in my DMs and a reason to yell VAMOOOOO off Twitter.
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Flamengo-obsessed match commentator in disguise. Once went to enlist in the army and only signed a paper. Football, storms & sleepless nights.– @sullivanx04
Your signature cocktail
Mengão Meltdown Highball
This drink is built for the emotional rollercoaster of someone who screams “GOLAÇO DO KRLH PQP PEDRO É GENIO PQP QUE GOLAÇO” one minute and then rages that the “defesa do flamengo tá vindo pela resenha mesmo tomar no cu” the next. The cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans reflects those sleepless nights and complaints like “não consigo regular o sono por nada, que desgraça” while still staying wired for every match. The red energy drink is pure Flamengo heart, echoing the vibe of “ISSO AQUI É FLAMENGO PORRAAAAAAAAAAAA” and all the “VAMOOOOOOOOO” explosions. Passion fruit juice brings that sweet, hyped optimism of tweets like “Brasil tá jogando muito bem, finalmente temos uma base, agora é só entrosar e amassar na Copa”. A dash of Angostura bitters represents the constant suffering and complaints like “é um show de horrores puta que pariu”. The smoked salt rim is for the salty, dramatic, but ultimately loyal fan who can say “o meu time e tetra da libertadores. o seu não é.” with a smile after all the chaos.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account reads like a classic passionate football ultra, which leans strongly toward Gryffindor traits: impulsive, loud, and driven by emotion. They constantly ride emotional highs and lows in real time, shouting things like “GOLAÇO DO KRLH PQP PEDRO É GENIO PQP QUE GOLAÇO” and “DANILOOOOOOOOO VAMO CARALHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO QJDBEIAISHDIQAOXKFNAPA”, showing a tendency to charge head‑first into the moment rather than staying calm or analytical. Their willingness to call out players, refs, and even their own team with tweets like “que arbitragem de merda pqp garfou o Flamengo de todas as formas possíveis vtmnc” and “defesa do flamengo tá vindo pela resenha mesmo tomar no cu” reflects a bold, confrontational streak typical of Gryffindor more than the calculated diplomacy of Slytherin or the measured patience of Hufflepuff. At the same time, the intense devotion to their club, seen in posts like “o meu time e tetra da libertadores. o seu não é. ISSO É CLUBE DE REGATAS DO FLAMENGO.” and “ISSO AQUI É FLAMENGO PORRAAAAAAAAAAAA”, suggests a loyal, ride‑or‑die courage rather than quiet steadfastness. While there are hints of humor and camaraderie (e.g., “repetindo... a Chape é muito foda!!”), the dominant pattern is emotional bravery and impulsive outbursts in the face of perceived injustice or challenge, which fits Gryffindor better than the other houses.
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We Are The Champions - Queen
A fitting song for them is We Are The Champions because their timeline is driven by intense football passion, living and dying with their teams’ results. They explode with joy when their club wins titles, like when they shout “VAMOOOOOOOO É CAMPEÃO PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and celebrate that “o meu time e tetra da libertadores. o seu não é. ISSO É CLUBE DE REGATAS DO FLAMENGO.”. The song’s theme of suffering through struggles and still ending up a champion matches their rollercoaster of rage and euphoria during matches, from “é um show de horrores puta que pariu” to “É FINALISTA PORRAAAAAAAAA PELO TETRA CARALHOOOOOOO”. Even when complaining about awful performances or referees, as in “caralho que roubo da porra man”, they stick by their team with a stubborn, champion’s mentality. Overall, their identity on Twitter is that of a devoted, battle-hardened fan who feels every defeat but lives for the moments when they can scream that their team is champion, just like the chorus of the song.
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